More Signs You’re Owned (By Your Dog)
* You make them breakfast out some of the leftovers YOU were going to eat.
* They take your warm spot at night and you just move to the cold part of the bed to avoid waking them.
* You plan your weekly menu around things you know your puppy enjoys.
* They watch you cook and you think its cute,
* They get bedtime stories.
* If you wake up early, you make sure to bundle them up so they stay warm.
* You’ve ever been tempted to cancel on plans so you can stay home and sip hot coco while snuggling with your paws.
* They take your warm spot at night and you just move to the cold part of the bed to avoid waking them.
* You plan your weekly menu around things you know your puppy enjoys.
* They watch you cook and you think its cute,
* They get bedtime stories.
* If you wake up early, you make sure to bundle them up so they stay warm.
* You’ve ever been tempted to cancel on plans so you can stay home and sip hot coco while snuggling with your paws.
Weird Books You’ll Never See
Letters To My Dog
2000 More Uses For Butter
Essays: Underwear
Scripts For Really Lousy Sex
Show And Tell: The US Govt Edition
The Secret Life of Cheese
Letters To My Dog
2000 More Uses For Butter
Essays: Underwear
Scripts For Really Lousy Sex
Show And Tell: The US Govt Edition
The Secret Life of Cheese
WHY?
Do guys drink out of the milk carton?
WHY?
Does Boo keep giving me the "eyeball? She has FIVE new tennis balls!
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Has anyone ever blacked out from laughing?
Is Peanut Butter sweet or salty?
If you were told a dirty secret about a front running political cannidate, what would you do?
Is sex at 3am over-rated or worth it?
And WTF have I missed on OS lately? Seriously? Did some juicy dustup pop up again? Naked jello fights? Freaky the Troll's sex party in Reno?
** Photo is NOT mine, found on Facebook**
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Comments
Peanut butter is salty.
What would I do it told a dirty secret about....etc? Hope like hell that the blabbermouth who told me it doesn't know any of MY secrets!!
Guys drink out of the milk carton because that's where the milk is!
Yes. But it's worse if you're still laughing when you come to.
;-)
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Hugs to you and Boo
There are never enough balls
frequently
yes
hold an auction, collect the hush money and give it to Rachel Maddow
yes
yes
no
I missed that one too
Skypixie: Chocolate tastes best at 3 am Hehehe.
Zanelle: I blame Boo, lol :)
Linda: That's cute :)
Julie: Almost, hehehe.
Patrick: Its awesome isn't it? :)
rwnut: LOL When I saw that, I KNEW it would be perfect for a post here, its just adorable.
Bob: Ahahahaa! :)
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And WTF have I missed on OS lately? Seriously? Did some juicy dustup pop up again? Naked jello fights? Freaky the Troll's sex party in Reno?'
JUST ALOT OF HOUSEKEEPING, i suppose some would say.
re.
Is sex at 3am over-rated or worth it?
depends on alot of factors. 3 am is the witching hr. when some are vulnerable beyond belief. scary stuff comes in the head.
the body is roused. it wants what it always wants.
and that is comfort.
and sex in the wee hours is an untold heroic enterprise,
i say....
to wake with stark reality, from settling down into the body
after dreams and deep sleep, is terrifying.
i live it every night...
3 a,m a time for sweet delight.
langourous flesh aching for valiation, to serve its wayward
master,the soul..