Beth Cone Kramer's Blog

Shoenogomy

Recently, Washington Post’s Jason Horowitz recounted an incident involving Mitt Romney during his days at Michigan’s Cranbrook Prep, part of a series of biographical articles about the GOP Prez candidate. Romney reportedly led a group of his cronies in pinning down a less popular classmaRead full post »

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 (photo from earlier days...)

In the milieu of the play group and PTA, there are two kinds of mothers. Moms who happen to be women who gladly trade in sexy shoes and sedans for a minivan and tennis shoes and women who happen to be moms who wouldn’t dream ofRead full post »

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Soccer moms and women’s book clubs have been downloading an erotic story of bondage, safe words and some pretty hardcore “”toys” on Kindles, Nooks and I-Pads from suburbs of L.A. to the Upper East Side of Manhattan and even in the fly over zones.

Who would… Read full post »

DECEMBER 11, 2011 11:22PM

Be Fruitful and Multiply:The GOP Advantage

During an appearance on a radio show, Rick “Dan Quayle 2012” Santorum advised his party marry off all single mothers as a strategy to eliminate the “Democratic Advantage.”

Mr. Santorum, as an (attractive, educated, witty, intelligent and compassionate) woman of a certain ageRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 2:01AM

Potential vs Kinetic Romance

In my rather passing acquaintance with physics, I do remember potential vs kinetic energy.  Some time during my stint at Anthony Wayne Jr. High, I probably saw a film strip or super 8 movie featuring a train or roller coaster.  (Yes,  I’m old enough to remember those films with t/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 20, 2011 2:42AM

Homage to Kiki

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As I’m about to embark on a trip back east for my high school reunion, I’ve already begun the journey through nostalgia which I actually started with a Facebook reunion a little over two years ago. When do we start the bittersweet trips back to childhood?  When do we tr… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2011 7:22PM

I Can Dress Myself Properly.

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  “I can dress myself properly.” 

 Back in Mrs. Ridgeway’s kindergarten class at John F. Kennedy Elementary School in Wayne, New Jersey, I initially failed to make the grade.

N.  Needs improvement?

OK, in the era marked by unnatural fibeRead full post »

 A 48 year old Orange County woman allegedly drugged her estranged husband, tied him to the bed, and cut off his penis, threw the willy into the garage disposal and flipped on.  Catherine Kieu Becker says he deserved it. 

Hell hath no fury… Now, I generally avoid blaming victim… Read full post »

JUNE 15, 2011 2:55AM

Louboutins for $74.95?

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The title of my first foray into the blogosphere is “Shoenogomy.”  When I started this blog, I wrote about my life experiences told through shoes.  If there were a 12-step program for heels, I’d be in the front row center.  I’m somewhat in recovery/… Read full post »

welcometoeh 

Forty-something Florida entrepreneur Cheryl Mercuris is renting an East Hampton estate for a couple of weeks.  The catch? She’s dropping $500 K to mingle with single hedge fund managers and other successful types.

The first article I read which detailed Cheryl’s exploit… Read full post »

sugar daddy During today’s cruise around the internet, I came across a tantalizing headline via a home page. Musicroom.com reported everyone’s not so favorite bad boy Charlie Sheen may be penning a $3 million spokesperson deal with dating site Establishedmen.com. The site may enlist SheeRead full post »

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Fifteen minutes.  That’s what Andy Warhol said we’d each get in the fame cycle.  I wonder what he’d think if he were to come back today.

I live in L.A., the insta-fame capital of the world where the barista has written a screenplay and your kid’s geomet… Read full post »

MARCH 24, 2011 8:24PM

Recalculating Route

gps I have a pretty miserable sense of direction.  When I am headed to a familiar destination, my car sort of goes on autopilot.  I sometimes attribute this phenomenon to my mother, may she rest in peace.  Afraid to drive on the highway, she knew the back way to everywhere.&nbRead full post »

FEBRUARY 15, 2011 8:31PM

Competitive (S)Mothering

In recent months, Tiger Mom has created quite a stir from the mommy bloggers to the upper echelons of “Time,” “Newsweek,” and “The New York Times.” If you’ve been hiding under a rock or perhaps your own strict mother has sequestered you to your room to practi… Read full post »

DECEMBER 30, 2010 5:58PM

MILF Times Eight

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MILF Times Eight?

Octomom Nadya Suleman is being wooed by captain of porn and Vivid Entertainment co-founder Steve Hirsch.

  I am guessing Nadya at one time believed she could parlay the multiple gig into a “Kate Plus Eight” meets “The Duggars.”  If we/Read full post »

DECEMBER 19, 2010 11:41PM

Santa, Love, and Faith

Santa, Love, and Faith

Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.

“Miracle on 34th Street”

Although I was raised in a Jewish household, I’ve always appreciated Christmas.  In the past, I attributed being a Noel-phile or lover of mistletoe to Christmas carols and th/… Read full post »

OCTOBER 26, 2010 4:23AM

Hiccup!

In a truth is stranger than any straight to DVD slasher movie set in the Gator State, Hiccup Girl, as she was affectionately known when no paper bag, spooks, or other home remedy could stop her – Hiccup! – is being charged with first degree murder.  Gotta love that back story.… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 24, 2010 9:00PM

Man Dates: Health Care Part II

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  Earlier this week, I filled you in on the on-hold experience with my health insurer.  As a writer and reporter, I have never missed an opportunity to get in on the action.  Which is why, I suppose, I attempted to change my policy just two days before the first/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 7:32PM

We Appreciate Your Patience!

Health Insurance Companies.  Probably the least respected of any business in the history of the United States.  Well, maybe just above tobacco companies.  Or agribusinesses which sell contaminated eggs to an unsuspecting public.

Why not raise premiums exponentially while cutting coveraRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2010 4:02AM

A Moment in History

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Some moments in history are defined by the recollection of where we were when we heard the news.  We have all seen the “Life” photo of the American sailor kissing the woman in the white dress in Times Square on VJ Day. 

 We or our parents know exactly where we/Read full post »

AUGUST 20, 2010 5:10PM

The Jungle

 

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 Some svelte model type or hot guy with an eight pack making out with a half pound of ground beef from Carl’s Junior, fat and juices dripping down his or her chin. An overstuffed Thanksgiving turkey, force fed till its enhanced breast left it unable to walk. GobblRead full post »

AUGUST 20, 2010 4:27PM

Paris, Je T'Aime

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Paris, Je T’Aime

 Although or perhaps because I am  a glass overflowing with Veuve kind of a girl, I have found that most of life’s experiences  pale compared to our expectations.  With the exception of motherhood, , the first sip of Kir Royale or bite of/Read full post »

AUGUST 5, 2010 11:44PM

Things I Have Made

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Made. Interesting word. Conjures up junior high home ec where I spent an entire semester cutting and sewing a pair of denim wrap gauchos. OK. The DVF wrap dress is a fashion icon. But wrap gauchos? And I still get queasy when I see any non-jean garment made fromRead full post »

JULY 26, 2010 9:41PM

Techno-Intimacy

Techno-intimacy 

 

About a year ago, I blogged about soul mates of the platonic flavor.  Life’s journey is filled with all kinds of friends and acquaintances.

 Sometimes, it is difficult to discern between the two.Lord knows the distinction is blurred by Facebook, instant meRead full post »

JULY 23, 2010 7:25PM

It's In the Bag!

It’s in the Bag!

 

If frugality causing you to frown? Pinching pennies in today’s down economy kind of sucks the fun out of being a girl. If your wardrobe mad money has been taken a nose dive along with the stock market, you may be feeling the need for a littleRead full post »