Beth Cone Kramer's Blog
Beth Cone Kramer
- Location
- Calabasas, California, USA
- Birthday
- May 27
- Bio
- Beth Cone Kramer is a self-confessed shoe addict with a predilection for heels. She possesses an almost encyclopedic memory of every pair of shoes she has ever owned. She currently lives in L.A.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Boys will be Boys: The Mitt
Defense
May 11, 2012 10:04PM - Fashion Rules from the Mom in
the Little Black Dress
April 13, 2012 12:56AM - Erotica Amidst the Monkey
Bars, "Fifty Shades of Grey"
March 17, 2012 03:04AM - Be Fruitful and Multiply:The
GOP Advantage
December 11, 2011 11:22PM - Potential vs Kinetic Romance
September 30, 2011 02:01AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Michael, I'm sure if you
had ever been bullied or
shoved to
the ground, you
would…”
May 13, 2012 02:41AM - “Great piece, Blu!
As
for the people who claim
nobody wants to ban
birth
control..…”
April 13, 2012 01:36AM - “The protagonist starts
the novel as a virgin and a
literature
major.”
March 19, 2012 12:51PM - “Beautifully written and
emotion provoking. I lost my
mother
to breast cancer
when…”
June 06, 2011 11:52PM - “Thank you for sharing
your story. My mother
experienced
lymphoedema so the
compre…”
April 06, 2011 08:56PM
Beth Cone Kramer's Links
Boys will be Boys: The Mitt Defense
Recently, Washington Post’s Jason Horowitz recounted an incident involving Mitt Romney during his days at Michigan’s Cranbrook Prep, part of a series of biographical articles about the GOP Prez candidate. Romney reportedly led a group of his cronies in pinning down a less popular classma… Read full post »
Fashion Rules from the Mom in the Little Black Dress
(photo from earlier days...)
In the milieu of the play group and PTA, there are two kinds of mothers. Moms who happen to be women who gladly trade in sexy shoes and sedans for a minivan and tennis shoes and women who happen to be moms who wouldn’t dream of… Read full post »
Erotica Amidst the Monkey Bars, "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Soccer moms and women’s book clubs have been downloading an erotic story of bondage, safe words and some pretty hardcore “”toys” on Kindles, Nooks and I-Pads from suburbs of L.A. to the Upper East Side of Manhattan and even in the fly over zones.
Who would… Read full post »
Be Fruitful and Multiply:The GOP Advantage
During an appearance on a radio show, Rick “Dan Quayle 2012” Santorum advised his party marry off all single mothers as a strategy to eliminate the “Democratic Advantage.”
Mr. Santorum, as an (attractive, educated, witty, intelligent and compassionate) woman of a certain age… Read full post »
Potential vs Kinetic Romance
In my rather passing acquaintance with physics, I do remember potential vs kinetic energy. Some time during my stint at Anthony Wayne Jr. High, I probably saw a film strip or super 8 movie featuring a train or roller coaster. (Yes, I’m old enough to remember those films with t/… Read full post »
Homage to Kiki
As I’m about to embark on a trip back east for my high school reunion, I’ve already begun the journey through nostalgia which I actually started with a Facebook reunion a little over two years ago. When do we start the bittersweet trips back to childhood? When do we tr… Read full post »
I Can Dress Myself Properly.
“I can dress myself properly.”
Back in Mrs. Ridgeway’s kindergarten class at John F. Kennedy Elementary School in Wayne, New Jersey, I initially failed to make the grade.
N. Needs improvement?
OK, in the era marked by unnatural fibe… Read full post »
Hell Hath No Fury:Lorena Bobbit Redux?
A 48 year old Orange County woman allegedly drugged her estranged husband, tied him to the bed, and cut off his penis, threw the willy into the garage disposal and flipped on. Catherine Kieu Becker says he deserved it.
Hell hath no fury… Now, I generally avoid blaming victim… Read full post »
Louboutins for $74.95?
The title of my first foray into the blogosphere is “Shoenogomy.” When I started this blog, I wrote about my life experiences told through shoes. If there were a 12-step program for heels, I’d be in the front row center. I’m somewhat in recovery/… Read full post »
Millionaire Divorcee Drops $500 K on Hamptons Rental
Forty-something Florida entrepreneur Cheryl Mercuris is renting an East Hampton estate for a couple of weeks. The catch? She’s dropping $500 K to mingle with single hedge fund managers and other successful types.
The first article I read which detailed Cheryl’s exploit… Read full post »
Charlie Sheen and Sugar Daddy Dating
During
today’s cruise around the internet, I came across a
tantalizing headline via a home page.
Musicroom.com reported everyone’s not so favorite bad boy
Charlie Sheen may be penning a $3 million spokesperson deal with
dating site Establishedmen.com. The site may enlist Shee… Read full post »
Duck Pouts, Stripper Poles, and Red Carpet High School
Fifteen minutes. That’s what Andy Warhol said we’d each get in the fame cycle. I wonder what he’d think if he were to come back today.
I live in L.A., the insta-fame capital of the world where the barista has written a screenplay and your kid’s geomet… Read full post »
Recalculating Route
I have a pretty
miserable sense of direction. When I am headed
to a familiar destination, my car sort of goes on
autopilot. I sometimes attribute this phenomenon
to my mother, may she rest in peace. Afraid to
drive on the highway, she knew the back way to
everywhere.&nb… Read full post »
Competitive (S)Mothering
In recent months, Tiger Mom has created quite a stir from the mommy bloggers to the upper echelons of “Time,” “Newsweek,” and “The New York Times.” If you’ve been hiding under a rock or perhaps your own strict mother has sequestered you to your room to practi… Read full post »
MILF Times Eight
MILF Times Eight?
Octomom Nadya Suleman is being wooed by captain of porn and Vivid Entertainment co-founder Steve Hirsch.
I am guessing Nadya at one time believed she could parlay the multiple gig into a “Kate Plus Eight” meets “The Duggars.” If we/… Read full post »
Santa, Love, and Faith
Santa, Love, and Faith
Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.“Miracle on 34th Street”
Although I was raised in a Jewish household, I’ve always appreciated Christmas. In the past, I attributed being a Noel-phile or lover of mistletoe to Christmas carols and th/… Read full post »
Hiccup!
In a truth is stranger than any straight to DVD slasher movie set in the Gator State, Hiccup Girl, as she was affectionately known when no paper bag, spooks, or other home remedy could stop her – Hiccup! – is being charged with first degree murder. Gotta love that back story.… Read full post »
Man Dates: Health Care Part II
Man-Dates
Earlier this week, I filled you in on the on-hold experience with my health insurer. As a writer and reporter, I have never missed an opportunity to get in on the action. Which is why, I suppose, I attempted to change my policy just two days before the first/… Read full post »
We Appreciate Your Patience!
Health Insurance Companies. Probably the least respected of any business in the history of the United States. Well, maybe just above tobacco companies. Or agribusinesses which sell contaminated eggs to an unsuspecting public.
Why not raise premiums exponentially while cutting covera… Read full post »
A Moment in History
Some moments in history are defined by the recollection of where we were when we heard the news. We have all seen the “Life” photo of the American sailor kissing the woman in the white dress in Times Square on VJ Day.
We or our parents know exactly where we/… Read full post »
The Jungle
Meat.
Some svelte model type or hot guy with an eight pack making out with a half pound of ground beef from Carl’s Junior, fat and juices dripping down his or her chin. An overstuffed Thanksgiving turkey, force fed till its enhanced breast left it unable to walk. Gobbl… Read full post »
Paris, Je T'Aime
Paris, Je T’Aime
Although or perhaps because I am a glass overflowing with Veuve kind of a girl, I have found that most of life’s experiences pale compared to our expectations. With the exception of motherhood, , the first sip of Kir Royale or bite of/… Read full post »
Things I Have Made
Made. Interesting word. Conjures up junior high home ec where I spent an entire semester cutting and sewing a pair of denim wrap gauchos. OK. The DVF wrap dress is a fashion icon. But wrap gauchos? And I still get queasy when I see any non-jean garment made from… Read full post »
Techno-Intimacy
Techno-intimacy
About a year ago, I blogged about soul mates of the platonic flavor. Life’s journey is filled with all kinds of friends and acquaintances.
Sometimes, it is difficult to discern between the two.Lord knows the distinction is blurred by Facebook, instant me… Read full post »
It's In the Bag!
It’s in the Bag!
If frugality causing you to frown? Pinching pennies in today’s down economy kind of sucks the fun out of being a girl. If your wardrobe mad money has been taken a nose dive along with the stock market, you may be feeling the need for a little… Read full post »
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