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Beth Cone Kramer

Beth Cone Kramer
Location
Calabasas, California, USA
Birthday
May 27
Bio
Beth Cone Kramer is a self-confessed shoe addict with a predilection for heels. She possesses an almost encyclopedic memory of every pair of shoes she has ever owned. She currently lives in L.A.

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AUGUST 20, 2009 7:11PM

Budgie Smugglers by the Pool

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Today, I took my kids to the local watering hole, the community swim and tennis center.  The scent of French Fries wafted through the air.  The place was resplendent with the laughter of children enjoying the last days of summer vacation.  Well, french fries, laughter, and a surprising number of  grey-haired men in Speedo's.  At first, I thought I might be somewhere in the Greek Isles or the Cote d'Azur.  Nah.  Too many women in tankinis for that. 

Which begs the question.  Should innocent children be exposed to all this PDP (public display of packages?)  Are these men card-carrying members of the budgie smuggler club?  Is this part of a vast conspiracy?

Is truth in advertising necessarily a good thing?  Should some things be left to the imagination?  Is man cheddar the new cleavage?

If there's a ban on public smoking in my hometown, should there not be a ban on showing the smoking gun? 

Now, I am a huge fan of the HBO series "Hung" and I am no prude.  But, there is a time and a place for everything...and I am not sure that is midday at a public pool!

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Which is why I don't even own a bathing suit. I am past the age of showing off anything.
All men should buy a speedo, they don't have to wear it, they just have to threaten to. Check out my full explanation:

http://www.squidoo.com/grapesmuggler
Couldn't agree more.
Sprouts are out.