Laurel, not Lauren

Laurel, not Lauren
Location
Marin County, California,
Birthday
November 22

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JULY 20, 2009 8:49AM

One small step for man, one giant leap for girl

                                                       to the moon   … Read full post »

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JUNE 26, 2009 11:41AM

My days in the Farrah Fawcett Minors

               I didn’t have her skin.  I didn’t have her teeth.  I didn’t have her body.  And I certainly didn’t have her hair.  But for a couple years back in the late 1970s, I, along w… Read full post »

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JUNE 2, 2009 10:43AM

Farewell to GM, from a factory rat’s disloyal daughter

 It’s been nearly a quarter of a century since my dad punched a clock for the last time, but he’s still got his tools, the ones he used for 37 years in the die room at a Chevy spring and bumper plant, though they don’t get much exercise anymore.  My parents/… Read full post »

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MARCH 26, 2009 2:46PM

My semi-mortifying first crack at a book proposal

Hey, anybody around here remember me?

Six weeks is a near-eternity in OS time, I know.  While I’ve been busy ignoring my old friends, it looks like a few thousand new members have signed on and I'm wondering if I’ll ever get back into the swim again.  Being/… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 6, 2009 10:33AM

Madness, my mother, and me

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 [Warning:  not my usual light fare.  Regular programming will resume shortly.]

 As a girl, I always loved… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 1, 2009 3:35PM

Wanted! Your ideas for OS sponsorships

     On this blockbuster day of advertising days, Superbowl Sunday, it seems like an appropriate time to consider the business of who’s footing the bill for our own fun and games here on Open Salon.

     Do you ever worry that one morning you’ll… Read full post »

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JANUARY 27, 2009 11:00AM

Elegy for a septic tank

     Eventually it had to happen.

     For years now, our neighbors’ septic tank has been living on borrowed time.  There is, after all, only so long a primitive rural plumbing system can go on accommodating people who, every four weeks or so, rou… Read full post »

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JANUARY 15, 2009 10:40AM

My walk on the wild side (with apologies to Lou Reed)

      I am not a person who enjoys doing laundry.  The truth is, I probably haven’t seen the bottom of a laundry basket since the first President Bush left office, sixteen-plus years and three major moves ago.  During the interim, I’ve migrated from city… Read full post »

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JANUARY 8, 2009 9:57AM

The evolution of a romance, as told in underwear

Lately things in my women’s book group have been getting out of hand.  I think it all started when we made the switch from herbal tea to sauvignon blanc; a solitary vowel, after all, is the only thing standing between a literary “salon” and a literary “saloon.” Th… Read full post »

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JANUARY 5, 2009 2:41PM

Texting for old farts

OP = Oh, phooey!

Okdk = okie-dokie

OF = Oh, fiddlesticks!

TS! = that’s swell!

Dgi = doggone it!

F! F! F! = can’t remember what I was going to say

RTB = running to bathroom

ODQMI = oops, didn’t quite make itRead full post »

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DECEMBER 10, 2008 9:47AM

Have yourself a merry little Global Orgasm Day

Once again, the holiday season is upon us.  And in my little corner of Northern California paradise, that can mean only one thing:  time for Don and Spirit, our neighbors up the road, to send out their annual call for a Winter Solstice Synchronized World Orgasm.

Don… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 29, 2008 2:40PM

Falling in love again

This time, I thought we were finished for good, I really did.  I even had the suitcases out, ready to move on to greener pastures.

 I’d had it with your lousy judgment.  Your terrible taste in friends.  Your – dare I say it? --  obnoxious sense of superiority… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 11, 2008 9:28PM

The blank page and me. (More writer's block horror)

This post is an extended reply to another post, On Writer’s Block and Open Salon, in which m.a.h. beautifully chronicles her eight-year effort to avoid writing at all costs.  On the generally reliable premise that misery loves company, I thought I’d share my own story, though followiRead full post »