Lea Lane

Lea Lane
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Florida, USA
Birthday
August 26
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freelance writer/editor
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I've been around the block (more like around the world). I've played and loved and lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. I've been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I'll write just about anything, from speeches to comedy sketches to feature articles. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, authored six books, including Solo Traveler:Tales and Tips for Great Trips (Fodor's), blog regularly on major sites, and have contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. I was divorced late, widowed early -- and dated lots -- and I survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I just started a live-in relationship. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lfestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship. And now this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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DECEMBER 30, 2008 3:46PM

Lea’s 25, Off the Top, Near the End

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OK, I feel left out, so here goes. I am writing whatever comes into my head, which may be irrelevent and far less interesting than what I would write if I thought more about it.

I won Elvis Presley’s first album in a raffle (Sun label I believe) and years later sold it by mistake at a garage sale for a dollar. I also won a drawing at The Grand Ole’ Opry out of thousands of people. The announcer talked about it for hours and made a big fuss. It turned out to be dinner for two at a Cracker Barrel.

I can get motion sickness even when reading on a train.

My father was a professional gambler, mostly dog and horse racing. When I was two he would bet people that I could read and he’d win, because I could. One victim got in a fight with him because they assumed I was a midget.

I shared a bedroom with my grandmother who was born in 1877 in Frankfurt, Germany. She told me fascinating stories of life after the Franco-Prussian War, and of coming to America in the 19thcentury. I know more about that war than The American Revolution.

My first husband was sent to Vietnam when my son was a month old. Neither of us believed we should have been in that war and I was constantly worried he would die in it.

My front lawn is in the movie "As Good as it Gets." They filmed all afternoon and the segment lasts a second.

I used to be known as a really good cook. So I hardly cook anymore because I'd rather be known for just about any other talent.

I enjoy solitude, almost as much as the company of friends.

I drive very fast without realizing it. My license was suspended for a year.

Bill Clinton had his hand right over my upper boob for about two minutes (see this.)

I had copper-colored hair till I was a late teen. People called me "Red."

I double dated with Joan Rivers about 20 years ago when she looked normal. She is actually demure, and when my skeptical kids met her they agreed with me.

Underdogs always get my support.

I have ADD. Just about every marker. I rarely finish projects unless on a strict deadline. That’s why the short essay is a great form for me.

After my second husband died of brain cancer, my first serious boyfriend after him also died of brain cancer. I took care of him in his home as his hospice nurse for a month. When I went with him to the neurological oncologist, she said to me, “Oh no, not you again.”

I’ve had cancer too, discovered early, by chance.

I’ve been on all seven continents, all five oceans, and traveled to over 100 countries. My favorites include Italy, Bali and New Zealand.

I have gone in and out of volunteering at shelters, but find it too difficult dealing with animals without homes.

I dated a baseball commissioner. I was a better baseball player than he was and I'm not athletic.

I’ve eaten deer penis. As for vegetables, I love parsnips and used to grow my own. I’m a foodie and so are my sons; one was the food critic at one of the two major magazines in New York.

I like to design and decorate rooms and have done so for many family members and friends. Offices, homes. I seem to have a natural ability to place things in a pleasant way.

I’m excellent at estimating things. If you put a bunch of jellybeans in a bottle I can come close to guessing the amount.

I am shy when it comes to talking to a small group but totally comfortable talking into a camera.

I’m terrible at most board games.

I love most music,have written 17 songs, and learned how to play the piano at 28. I forgot the left hand by 30.

Snorkeling is my favorite outdoor activity. I’m ok at tennis. I walk an hour a day just to get up from the computer.

I used to teach writing workshops at corporations. This was my main money-maker as a single mom.

Last year my 4-year -old granddaughter’s second-best boyfriend was Kate Winslet’s son.

 

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Lea, your writing is always fantastic. I can't believe what you can write "off the top of your head." And, needless to say, you've had a fascinating life - and it ain't over yet! Please keep writing.
You sound like you scored like me on the MBTI - an extraverted introvert (or a introverted extravert).

From one lead footed fellow traveler to another, here's to the next 25 being even more fascinating...
"One victim got in a fight with him because they assumed I was a midget."

I love this so very much.

How did you get the writing workshop gig? That sounds like a story in and of itself!
Lea,
I could lie about all the things on my list and not compare to you. What a life full of rich experiences. Girl power rules!
I've got the same shy thing going on.
I enjoy solitude, almost as much as the company of friends.
Oh yeah. Something about me my wife never understood. I tell her that you have to be comfortable with yourself before you can really be comfortable with others, but she doesn't understand that.

I’ve eaten deer penis.
*crosses legs, makes pained expression*

Great list, Lea. That was more interesting, I think, than you thought it would be. :-D

Thumbed. Well, except for the deer penis part. Ew! and Ow!
Another great list. I love the midget story (gambling grandpas were in my family--caused much pain, but that was long ago.)

My house is in a Baja Men video (for the Garfield Movie.) for the amount of time it takes to blink. Because someone from work told me that my house might get damaged during the shoot I stayed home from work. The next day the LA Times published a story about how many teachers call in sick for mental health days! (That particular day was one of the hottest and most beautiful April days here down by the beach I can remember) My students knew about the film shoot (a bunch of brand-new immigrant sixth graders) and were totally cool about it. There's a funny element of synchronicity about how my house got to be in the video (it involves a thought about making money without doing anything---but I don't want to go there!)
Bill, it tasted like chicken.

Thanks, the rest of you. I don't know why this was hard for me to write. I guess because when you are older there are thousands of choices dancing in your head and I just didn't want to decide. So I just let it roll.
Wow- you've lived a full and vigorous life!
"...I hardly cook anymore because I'd rather be known for just about any other talent."

Cooking, like so many of life's pleasures is better enjoyed when undertaken with a friend.

Someday let's make kreplach together.
These are all very cool!!! Surely you sat and thought about what to write for the past couple of days...

Do deer penises taste anything like turkey testicles? 'Cause I've been to the Turkey Testicle Festival in Byron IL.
Very enjoyable reading this. Thank you.

And I’d respectfully disagree with you about the ‘only ones of interest’. The ones about your life, father and grandmother have even more depth and interest for me.
Lea, I always love reading about your life and this is no different. The deer penis takes the cake. You teach me a lot about solitude by the way and I love your website...sololady.com.
Procopius, you've been to the testicle festival? But -- did you eat any?

I can't compare them to deer penis. But I did eat Rocky Mountain oysters once and didn't care for them much.
Lea, you can't go to the Turkey Testicle Festival and not eat any. They taste a lot like Mountain oysters. Only smaller.
Great list, Lea. Thank you for the answer to why I also had a hard time writing mine... so much life, too many choices. I'm on board with you and Sandra. Long may we list.
These OS lists are the bright spot in my week. Lovely, Lea. I bet your books are as warm as your "off the top."
Again thanks to all of you. Just looking over some specific comments:

Verbal, I conducted workshops for 10 years -- started at General Foods, moved on from there to other corporations, such as IBM, Texaco, etc. Wrote a book on writing. This supported my family and was really satisfying.

Wayne, kreplachs sound delightful. My place or yours?

Without a Paddle, sounds like we have several things in common.

Mary, thanks for checking out my website. I try to offer single women a place to talk and learn and enjoy.

And yes, Sandra and Sally and all of you, may we have loads more to list.
You have such a fascinating life! Thank you for sharing 25 bits of it.
Welcome to the '25' club, Lea. Glad you took the plunge and thanks for steering me to the Clinton piece. Good stuff.
Lea, just as an aside, I love reading what's on your website and I'm not a single woman but I am learning to spend more time alone and think about doing a solo trip, so I wouldn't rule out only single women benefitting from your site. Your site has been an inspiration.
Lea! What an amazing list. I would love to travel all of the places you have been. And, if I'm really being honest, I'd let Bill touch my boob too.
Your list has sent my list to Time Out. If I start now, at 33, I might get to the deer penis. Probably not.

What an amazing life!
Keep us posted on your adventures!

(thumbified for carpe-ing the diem!)
Mary, I think you'd love a solo trip. It has it's own charms and we can talk about it any time if you want (and go over some tips).

gracielou, I wasn't surprised about that. If you read the post I linked to you can see why it was soooo long.

Jody, deer penis is a goal that you could wait to fulfill, maybe until 50. It's an acquired taste. ;)
Even as you did this "off the top of your list", it built like a story with wonderful peaks and sidebars of humor, infused with interesting tidbits that make your life fascinating. Cocktails sometime? Rated.
Cartouche, thank you for that appraisal. I really did just let in come in my head and left out much that would have been more interesting, but it' s so hard to you choose when you've lived an "interesting life," as you have. I'm sure we've crossed paths in NY. We were kind of in the same biz for awhile. Any time.
ack - motion sickness is the bane of my existence. Dried ginger helps tremendously

My mother's side. The Linggs and the Schnittker's came here around the same time as your Grandma. I never got to hear any first hand accounts though.

Fast driving - my first car was a '68 mustang - I think I came within a point of losing my license in my 20's.

ok ...deer penis? Ick. And that's not just becaue I'm vegetarian.....

Fun, colorful list!
The Bill Clinton boob story is eyecatching. And the deer penis. Not quite sure what to make of that, but it reminds me of a joke:

So, this doe comes walking out of the woods, acting a little weak in the knees, and says "that's the list time I do that for a couple of bucks!"

Yep, and Red you shall always be.
artsfish, yes it was amazing to learn about 19th century things. My mom was her youngest and she had her very late in life.

Rich, funny story. You're "Red" too, right?