Lea Lane

Lea Lane
Location
Florida, USA
Birthday
August 26
Title
freelance writer/editor
Bio
I've been around the block (more like around the world). I've played and loved and lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. I've been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I'll write just about anything, from speeches to comedy sketches to feature articles. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, authored six books, including Solo Traveler:Tales and Tips for Great Trips (Fodor's), blog regularly on major sites, and have contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. I was divorced late, widowed early -- and dated lots -- and I survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I just started a live-in relationship. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lfestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship. And now this blog -- on this wonderful site!

Lea Lane's Links

Some of My Fave Posts
My Website
S is for Surely Special
Two Exceptional World Charities
Editor’s Pick
FEBRUARY 20, 2009 11:39AM

Oscar Fun: My Brush w Kate Winslet and Other (Drama) Queens

Rate: 29 Flag

Inspired by John Guzalowski’s recent post,  Have You Had a Brush With Fame?

And Mungular’s recent post, Who's In Your Hollywood Entourage?

***

I've lived a long and "interesting" life, in and around world cities. With the Academy-Awards and nostalgia as my excuses, here are a few fun, brief encounters with a real queen, a world queen, a political queen and a few Oscar–winning drama queens.

1956, Miami Beach

A few blocks from my house, in front of the Sheridan movie theater, 24-year old Elizabeth Taylor and her second husband, producer Mike Todd are here to publicize his movie, Around the World in 80 Days. She is often described as “the most beautiful woman in the world,” but she looks more like a doll on my shelf: short, shoulder-length jet hair, purplish eyes, paperwhite skin. In a couple of years Todd will be killed in a plane crash, and Liz will find comfort with Carrie’s dad, singer Eddie Fisher. But at this balmy moment, all seems perfectly divine.

LIZ&MIKEBE031647

 Liz Taylor and Mike Todd

I stand right behind her, roped off in the first row because I have stood for over an hour, waiting for my first brush with a celebrity. In the photo in the Miami Herald the next day, my awed young face peers longingly at Elizabeth Taylor’s perfect countenance. I don’t wish being photographed near a young Liz on anyone.

1989, Bangkok

I am working on an early DVD project for the military as the executive producer (not exactly Mike Todd, but a bit of irony). I’m between marriages and have been living for a few years in Washington, DC with the owner of the company, but have been my on my own here for several months, heading the international crew.

I see Liz Taylor once again, at the Oriental hotel, at a charity event for the magical festival  of Loy Krathong, where the country is alight with candles along its waterways. She is with Larry Fortensky; in two years he will become her seventh husband –for awhile. She is overweight, over made-up. And this time I ‘m not overwhelmed.

1965, Edinburgh

I ‘m walking to a castle in Scotland, on my honeymoon, and a car suddenly stops next to us, and inside is Queen Elizabeth 2. Her eyes and skin are exceptional (similar to Liz Taylor’s, actually). I do not see Philip, or her purse.

Several years later, when I live in London, I see her several times in official ceremonies, but not as close-up, nor for as long, and not by chance. So it isn’t as special. And she isn’t aging well.

1970, Hyannis, MA

My youngest is three months old, and my first husband, Mr. Wonderful, and I are staying at a Cape Cod resort. One evening we decide to hear the singer Peggy Lee at a summer theatre.

Much buzz. Enter Jackie O and her entourage, among them astronaut and current Ohio senator John Glenn, children Carolyn and John, Maria Shriver, Ethel Kennedy and some of her brood. Jackie is married to Onassis, who is not there.

Jackie O

Jackie Kennedy Onassis, 1970 --major star, even if she wasn't in movies

They sit up front and we observe the boisterous family interaction, and after the show there is slow dancing on the stage, and hubby and I maneuver next to Jackie and John Glenn, and all seems so casual. I don’t notice any Secret Service men dancing with each other.

When we go for our car, Jackie is already waiting for hers. It is raining and we all huddle under a portico. She seems aware and yet aloof. I hope she will turn and say in that breathy voice, “ Has anyone ever told you that you look like me?” But of course she just stares off in the distance -- the most famous woman in the world on a summer evening, in the rain. Finally her car comes, and she exits, Glenn holding an open umbrella above her, leaving the rest of us babbling and wet.

1975, NYC

I am dining at Café des Artistes restaurant in New York, with husband and friends. We are going to Lincoln Center after, and there is a crowded rush at the doorway vestibule as theatergoers retrieve their coats, ready to leave. I am pushed from behind and turn, rather annoyed. But it is Warren Beatty pushing against me. And next to him is Diane Keaton.

  Diane Keaton22957328376_7912

 Diane Keaton when she was dating Warren Beatty

He is craggy handsome, she is cute, and I now thoroughly enjoy the light contact of his upper body until our coats arrive and hubby and I are off into the night.

1982, Armonk, NY

I am on line at a cider mill north of NYC, among  pumpkins and kids. My sons are playing somewhere as I patiently wait for the world’s best donuts, coming down an assembly line out of hot fat and plopping into powdered sugar. The smells of cinnamon, yeast and apples fill the fall air.

I stand behind a woman talking to her daughter. Her voice is familiar, and I realize that she is Glenn Close. Nobody else seems to recognize her, in her cap, sunglasses and jeans, so exurban and motherly. At one point I mumble something like, “I can’t wait much longer,” and she turns and smiles and says, "Yes, but they’re worth waiting for, aren’t they?” And I debate whether I should say more, and I decide not to.

Glenn Close

 Glenn Close, glammed up

She doesn’t cut the line. She doesn’t pull rank. She speaks sweetly to her daughter. I have liked her ever since.

1999, Chappaqua, NY

I meet political queen Hillary Clinton, newly moved to Chappaqua, and her hubby, the President of the United States.  I wrote about that dinner here.

2007/8, Greenwich Village

It has been 50 years since this star-struck girl swooned at Elizabeth Taylor, and just about every Tuesday, except in summer, at 2:10 pm I pick up my granddaughter from her pre-school. She is three, and already has two boyfriends –Koll, and Joe, who is Kate Winslet’s son.

In the crowded half-doorway with other moms, nannys and grannys, about half the time, Ms. W  is standing with us, observing the adorable children before we pick them up. She usually wears a tee, black jeans, black–rimmed glasses, not much makeup. Her hair is loose or in a pony tail, and she’s pretty, like most of the moms, but not really prettier.

8220364b5cfd34c9_Kate-Winslet

 Kate Winslet, who doesn't say much

I have been warned by my kids -- who were warned by the school-- not to bother her. She feels free to pick up her son because she feels comfortable. I watch little Sabrina flirting with little Joe and Kate smiles at them and because I’m warned not to talk, I just smile at her.

I occasionally mumble things into the air (not to her – rules) like, “Aren’t they adorable!” And she does the same, but never first.

And so, for months, on Tuesdays at 2:10pm , I stand so close to this year’s probable Best Actress Oscar-winner that I can smell her skin (clean), without having a single real conversation.

So I will cheer her on this Sunday because I think she deserves the award, but not with special affection. And anyway, my granddaughter Sabrina chose Koll over Joe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your tags:

TIP:

Enter the amount, and click "Tip" to submit!
Recipient's email address:
Personal message (optional):

Your email address:

Comments

Type your comment below:
this was great fun, Lea!

I have a similar post brewing somewhere about my celeb encounters, but they aren't as good as yours.

I loved the insight that you are annoyed at a strange man jostling you until you realize it's Warren Beatty and suddenly you like the body contact.
Lea, I share your mixed emotions about celebrities -- you never know whether to speak and disturb what little privacy they have or pretend they are ordinary people, which as much as they'd sometimes like it to be so, isn't.

Here's a post I wrote about one my brushes with a celebrity:

http://open.salon.com/blog/tom_cordle/2008/09/28/goodbye_cool_hand
Silk, I would have been happy standing there for several hours. Forget the theater! What is it about our brains that can imagine an assignation out of a casual brush-up?

Tom, I tend to back off and empathize with folks' need for privacy. Some of these people are nicer than others and sometimes you can tell from brief just a tiny encounters. (Will catch up on your piece.)
Yeah, that issue is a tough one. I think I have enormous respect in my personal life for someone else's privacy because I spent so many years invading same as part of the job. Now I don't have to any more, and I'm glad of it.

But Jeeze, you sure have had some interesting moments....
I took a piss once with Jack Nicholson at the last base camp before heading onto the glacier approaching the mountain K-2 in Kashmir. Jack headed back down the mountain and my wife and I continued our mule train going up. He wanted to go but he had to get back to the set. This is not a fiction, and the only reason I tell it is because the absurdity appeals to me. I don't get the celebrity thing. I'm guess that means I'm no fun.
You are magnificent!!! What a life!!!

That is my favorite picture of Jackie ever ... and I have volumes of them (a my-mother thing)

:) Loved living your life for a few wonderful moments, Lea!!! Thank you!
Oh this is just too perfect! I've been staring at the Liz Taylor pic trying to find you. You are always so clever and creative and modest in describing your amazing life and these wonderful encounters. Great tags, too, love the way you slid a few ringers in there. I want to be you, and I get to thinking I'm close... but... no cigar. Clearly there's only one Lea.
I can't think of ever meeting a celebrity. Unless you count meeting BoBo the Clown at a birthday party when I was seven. BoBo could really make a mean balloon giraffe, but he smelled like booze and dirty underwear.
Thanks for letting me live vicariously through you this afternoon. I was a fun excursion. Wonderfully written, too.
Boagernes1, what is it you did that had you hanging around celebs? You tossed that out rather delectably.

Ben, that is an absolutely absurd scenario which I adore! Too much! I too came across Nicholson once, but he wasn't peeing. He was filming "As Good as it Gets" in a convertible on the road in front of my house. The neighbors and I watched for hours for a scene that took a minute. He looked like he knew he was one lucky guy and was waving and kidding around.

Yes, Ann that photo is one of the most famous of the many, many taken of her. Sexy, for a change. She's crossing the street near her apartment in NYC. (For years I was told I looked like her and I really had this fanatsy she might say that. But she probably couldn't see it and looked right through me.)

Sally, I never kissed Barney or Ozzie. And I have a few years on you. And you don't know the whole story -- I tend to write about more about the fun stuff. "Interesting" has many aspects, as you know, but who wants to read about sad things all the time.
Michael, I met Bobo in 1987. He was probably wearing the same underwear as when you met him.

Sheep, glad you came along. These are silly, but the Oscars give us an excuse to be silly. And with most of us feeling the economic pinch, I felt like writing this.
I can't help telling you one other story--to be done with it. I live in a neighborhood in Manhattan that probably has the highest concentration of "stars," in the world. We see "somebody" probably on ever other long walk. We would no more say anything than leave our dog's poop in the street.

My wife, daughter and I used to play a game. I have a good eye for faces, so I'd usually spot the "person," but couldn't remember the name--but our daughter would instantly know it. She was uncanny.
It didn't matter what generation they came from.

My dear wife would usually miss the entire thing, even if the person was sitting next to us--when my daughter and I wouldn't say a word, knowing it would make my wife self-conscious. (She was a small town girl, after all.)

Then my wife would stand in the street with her hands on her hips, watching them disappear around the corner, disappointed, or get mad at my daughter and I for not telling her who was slurping their soup next to us for the last hour.

Cruel, I know, but we are only the little people, and must gather our pleasures whilst we may.
Ben, you know what comes through most, and what is most wonderful about your last comment? Your obvious love for your wife.

My late husband #2, who I have written about, was like her. He met many famous people, but could care less. (A great example is in the Hillary story I linked on this piece.) I mean, he officiated at Dustin Hoffman's marriage and didn't even tell me!
Lea, posts like this are always fascinating to me. I hope more will post their sightings. Certainly around New York City and the surrounding areas are prime locations for spotting celebrities. My friends and I have compared notes over the years and we have quite a few celebrities that we've seen, too.
designator, it would be fun reading. Did you read Ben Sen's above. Hilarious.

zumalicious, glad you enjoyed. It was nice reflecting back on light-hearted stuff and my evolution. It meant much more to see someone famous when I was young. When I became older I met famous people, and I saw the realities. These are just the "stars."
Women always like to see that I know.
Fun little romp here. Several Chicago athletes live near me and I see them around, walking dogs in the park or playing with their kids. I leave 'em be. But I do notice. No one ever moved through a crowd faster than Michael Jordan. He was a blur. By the time you spotted him he was gone, just like on the basketball court.
I love the way you slip your humor in so delicately, ‘I don’t notice any Secret Service men dancing with each other.’ Heehee.

Very enjoyable reading your take on celebrities among us. Similar to NY, where I live (L.A.) and work (studio lot) there’s a lot of this. I’m probably more like your 2nd husband and don’t pay it much mind.

Although I had to laugh when my 2-year old, rushing headlong into Jenny Bec’s - a kids toy store on Montana Avenue in Santa Monica – just about bowled over the Governator himself who was on his way to the trendy new Caffee Luxxe. (Maria and their brood were waiting in their black SUV @the curb, and it might’ve been his turn to gather caffeine and pastries...?) It was then that I realized (duh!) state Governors don’t have federal Secret Service agents w/them - no one jumped in and wrestled my son to the ground, yelling, “CLEAR!”.
Lea, your life is filled with many wonderful moments and it is always fun to read about the twist & turns it has taken you. Thanks

Rated
Wow--you have really seen quite a few celebrities but I guess that's a perk of living in New York. I have only seen Robert Redford and Obama and wrote about those in posts already.

I didn't know Kate Winslet lived in NY. My husband bought me her perfume for the holidays. I think he bought it because it had her picture on it.
Lea - what great fun. You certainly have had some interesting experiences. I am guessing the Ms. W is actually very shy. This was great fun. Thanks!
Not necessarily celebs and/or public people, Lea, although I interviewed a few. I worried less about invading their privacy than I did about the regular people I encountered.

I was just your average workaday journo with a camera and a notebook.
Ben, yes, of course women like to see love.

Jimmy, Michael Jordan in his heydey would be the most famous man in the world.

David, when I was in Cape Cod Maria hriver was in that group. Just one of the young set-- a whole bunch of cousins.

Joan, when I was babysitting for my kids once my son had been at a party with Robert Redford. My daughter-in-law was more excited about it than he was and said he looked great.

L and P, yes, she probably is shy.

B, I'm sure you were more than "average." Would love to hear more about your tales.
Obviously, I'm never in the right place at the right time to meet the famous. =o) But I like it that Glenn Close is willing to wait her turn in line with everyone else.
Very cute. We live in a fashionable California seaside town, and the other week, I pointed out to Kat a woman with outrageous eyelashes, only to be told it was Tammy Faye Baker. It was immediately obvious. How many other celebrities have I completely overlooked in my life?
Shiral, so much depends on where you live. NYC, London, Washington, London -- if you hang around you're bound to celebrity spot.

Kit and Kat, I do believe that Tammy Faye Baker has been dead for a few years. You might want to rethink that last celeb-spotting.
Wow, I might have seen both you and Ms. Close at Schultz's Cider Mill in 1982, though I was too young at the time to drive over there myself. And yes, the doughnuts were always worth the wait. (Alas that the Mill is gone, replaced by condos, and the house I grew up in has been swallowed by a McMansion.) Thanks for the reminder!
Derek, yes, I really was sad when that mill closed. There is still Outhouse Orchards in Cross River, about 30 minutes north. Great donuts, cider, pumpkins, hay rides. But I haven't seen any celebs there. We may have crossed paths. Who knows ....
Lea, and you're quite right - it can't have been Tammy. Kat has arrived, and says it was another TV preacher who has a pink bouffant hairdo; do you know who we mean? We can't track her down.
Pink bouffant hairdo? O my. Are you sure it's a woman? Or maybe Al Sharpton-- but his isn't pink.

Wait. I've got it! It's Freaky Troll! What a spotting that would be.
These are wonderful! You certainly get around, don't you my dear Mlle Lane? You have inspired me to write about a certain celebrity - a nefarious and monstrously fashionable creature - who has been stalking me for years.
Can't wait to hear who the creature is? Angelina? Salma?
Freaky?
THat's was truly brilliant! My eyes never left the screen with those intoxicating words of yours. I am in utter awe. You're my new hero. Whether it was all fictional or not. (Though, I really believe every word of it)
I've tried all my life to find a good picture of Liz Taylor's famous eye--really lavender??

Love your descriptions of the encounters. Right now I'm living vicariously through my brother Rick who's a working actor in New York. This week he has his first lines on the show he's been working on--Life on Mars (ABC, she shamelessly episode whores)--with Harvey Keitel. He meets a lot of famous folk and I make him give me the blow-by-blows.
met robert bly in college: a big man, big in spirit and voice,
too big for dominos pizza,
where he bought us aspiring poets a huge pie,
brought it back to his hotel,
played tired old soothsayer,
gave us drinks, sent us out...
i drove drunk home,
the cops stopped me but i acted straight...my brush with fame....
also saw bobby vinton in hawaii
Grapevine, I don't care if you're pulling my leg or not, I'm taking it!

Merc8tor, I did see one episode of Life on Mars and found it really interesting. There should be lots of fun gossip (and it is fun). I think the lavender I thing is probably an exaggeration. Never got right in her face. But they sure were/are gorgeous.

James, your poetic comment exudes the gritty side of this silly stuff. (Hope you have a designated driver now.)
lea a very fun list. i am going to steal the idea and write one of my own. its what i do now. maybe safer for me this way.
Very good. Very well-written. Poor Joe. Such a loss for him.
interesting stuff. very nice to hear about glenn close.

and that's kind of what i expected about kate winslet. i have never gotten good vibes from her--though i've never met her, of course.

and her hubbie sure makes horrible movies.
My favorite brush with celebrities (I've had many) was: sitting across from Vincent Price and his beautiful wife (sometime in the 80's or 90's) on a People Mover bus at Dulles airport in VA. Vincent was impeccably dressed in a flawless suit, with a full-length grey flannel cape (a CAPE!). His wife had a coat trimmed with fur, and long grey gloves. They were tall and wonderful, talking softly to themselves.

We sometimes forget that they are not the roles they play, but people like us, with pretty ordinary lives otherwise.

As for Ms. Winslet, she takes on daring roles. For Dave Cullen: did you see "Things We Lost in the Fire" (produced by Sam Mendes)? Unforgettable performances.

Rated.
Jackie-O - I knew you looked familiar! This is delightful. What a lovely romp along the coast! :)
Jane, would love to read your close encounters.

Delia, yes, I agree. Joe's loss.

Dave, I like some of Sam Mendes' films, like American Beauty.

Dragonlady, Kate Winlet seemed like an ordinary mom. But the way we treated her wasn't ordinary.

Screamin', I was told for years that I looked like Jackie. Now that she's gone I hardly hear it anymore because people don't remember her as much.
sorry, i HATED "American Beauty."