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I've been around the block (more like around the world). I've played and loved and lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. I've been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I'll write just about anything, from speeches to comedy sketches to feature articles. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, authored six books, including Solo Traveler:Tales and Tips for Great Trips (Fodor's), blog regularly on major sites, and have contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. I was divorced late, widowed early -- and dated lots -- and I survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I just started a live-in relationship. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lfestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship. And now this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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APRIL 24, 2009 8:13AM

My Surprising Talk with a (Naked) Actor

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Well, he got naked an hour after we talked.

Long ago I purchased a matinee ticket for a well-reviewed drama, Indiscretions, brought across the pond  from London to Broadway. The writing was intelligent, and Kathleen Turner was at her sexiest. Much was made of the adult, thought-provoking theme, and the full-frontal nudity.

My friends Judy and Stan were busy looking at the reviews on the posters at the front of the theater. The day was warm and bright as I walked into the sunshine. I spied a young man, maybe in his early 20s, smoking by the stage door in a grubby tee-shirt and jeans. He was short and slim, with delicate features.

“Got a ticket to the show?”

“Yes, I managed one last minute.” I wasn’t quite sure if he was an actor or a stagehand. “Are you in it?”

“In it down to me bum.”

Aha. He was the guy who spends much of the last act letting it all hang out. “I guess you’re the one who winds up nude!”

“Today and tonight. Think you can stand it?”

Since he was friendly and coy, I kidded him back. “I’ll try hard not to laugh if you don’t.”

He smiled at me, and took it further. “I never laugh on stage. Too busy shivering. It’s cold in there, so be kind.”

We both chuckled at the implication. He explained that he was trained in England and that this was his first time on Broadway, and how excited he was to be in an American production.

“Oh I’m sure this will be the first of many plays here.” I couldn’t remember his name or the reviews about him, but figured a polite word of encouragement was appropriate.

“I hope you’re right," he smiled. "New York’s amazing.”

We chatted a bit more, about New York and movies versus Broadway, and he admitted he wanted to do both. I admired his ambition, but had my doubts

He finished his cigarette and turned to go back into the theater. “Well, you’ll be seeing me soon. Onstage.”

“All of you.” I couldn’t help it. He was so sweet and cute.

He grinned, and waved off. And sure enough, there he was less than an hour later, emoting and disrobing. I made a silent wish for his success.

I didn’t have to worry. Jude Law did very well for himself, indeed.

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Lea -- Great story. Thanks for sharing. Anything happen after play?
your life continues to amaze Lea. what is wonderful is that you are indeed all that--you were, are and will continue to amaze.
'First immpresions',still fails me at times.
I wonder if Jude Law would remember your encounter.
Is there any chance you might meet again?
:)
Jude Law did very well for himself, loved him/hated him in Closer.

But, he should not have bopped the Nanny!!!
Jude law is an amazing actor. Your endless list of great stories about your life is also amazing. I love EVERYTHING you write.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh la la!!!

Lea ~ you have the best stories ... I'm giddy just sitting in the audience!
Sheep, yes after the play I went to dinner with my friends, who were kicking themselves for not hanging with me earlier.

In my cougary dreams ....

bbd, oh my.

Peter, my first impression was that he was slight and grubby. He did not grab you with his looks. But he was exceptionally friendly and awestruck with NY. My chance of meeting him again is slim to none. I wonder if he would still be so nice to strangers (but then again, I would probably act differently, too. Knowing he was a celeb.

MAWB, I was sad about that. He is a well-trained actor but acted out.

Michael, love your post today. I hope the manatee gets his (and not the ones you meet when you dive).
Great final line. Even though I knew he had done the play and full monty on stage, I didn't see that coming.
Great Story Lea.
This is so COOL! The whole piece was so well timed - the punchline hit me just perfectly. Thanks for the smile and my "Oh Wow!" moment this morning!
Yes, Blue and annette, I of course held the name till the very end. Those who read all the way get the payoff. This is not for those with short attention spans!
What a great story! Very well written!
Cute story. The first role I ever saw him in was the early 1990's film "The Lover", where he played the opium addicted brother of the main character played by Jane March. I suspect he was around 20 years old then. The next time I really noticed him was in the fantastic sci-fi drama "Gattaca".
Hah! That was delightful. You are full of surprises, Lea!
cartouche and dustbowldiva, yes it was a surprise to me. He was relatively unknown when I met him.

Steve, I'm not sure of the date when I talked with him (could look it up, but it was his first trip to America. He was a working actor, well-trained and seemed to be without vanity. A charmer. Really happy to shoot the breeze while he relaxed.
Gack! Indisretions indeed. I can't imagine what the shrivel factor must have been in that cold theatre. Brave man, Jude Law.

But good grief, Lea, wurra life you've had.

Rated
Oh, you're good! You really got me with that ending.

What an amazing life you've lived, Lea! We're so fortunate that you decide to come here and share your experiences with us.
What a fascinating life you've led, Lea. I'll bet you will meet up again one day - stranger things have happened (and you're living proof of that, girl).

Thumbed. Love your stories, you impart them so well.
Loved this story. I found myself trying guess who it might be before the ending, but Jude Law didn't come to mind. Why are so many good looking actors short?!!!
I am so jealousing... Great story! Close encounter of the "ya never know" kind!
Perfect, compact story. And I love your twirling graphic. And was it cold in there, in your opinion?
Lea--Have I mentioned I want to be you when I grow up? I do. :)
Chance encounters are just the best, aren't they?
Boa, I will be discreet (rete?) and say that he was just fine despite the cold.

Lisa, the surprise of the ending for you all is the surprise I felt when he was first on screen. I really didn't see the stardom factor. I've told this little tale many times when people swoon over him.

Bill, the ones who would meet him now that he's famous would be my son and daughter-in-law. They seem to know everybody in NYC. (Yes the same son who lost it all a few months ago. He now works with Tina Brown and it's a hoot to talk with him.)

Ablonde, yes many men celebs are shorter than we expect and many women taller. He was (and still is) also exceptionally slender.

Fabflamingo, just living in and around NYC for many years you get to meet some notorious types, even briefly. I have told some already and have many fun tales yet to tell.

sandra, my miata mate, I was dressed so I wasn't cold. He didn't look particularly cold, as far as I could tell, and I was watching intently.
I am sooooo jealous!!! Jude Law nude! What a great story, Lea.
Doh! You LUCKY dog! He's GORGEOUS!
Brian and Mom, left you out up there. I am so not good at answering these and losing people, but I do appreciate your enjoyment.

Lonnie, I assume that when you were in the club biz you met loads of celebs in in chance encounters.

Carol, yeah I saw him nude. But somehow it seemed so artful in the context of the play. He was playing Kathleen's young lover and he walked around for a long time nekkid and the biggest kick is that we had talked about it before the play, not that he was "Jude Law."
Odetteroulette, lost you in the shuffle but have to say hi because I'm nice and don't like to leave you out. :)

j lynne, right place, right time. And he wasn't that imposing in real life. Something about a big screen makes people truly seem larger than life.
amazing... love these stories!
Wow. I thnk he is such an awesome actor. A little envious over here. :-)
Mr. Mustard, I would like to remember him as amazing.

Kaysong, the thing is, he has great talent and showed it in the play. Not just a pretty boy.
Another good example of the benefits of talking to strangers. Love it!
All celebs are people,
after all.
Thanks, Denise.

Julie, had a been with my friends the whole vibe would have changed. I think when you're alone people reach out more, one to one. I've found that all over the world. A smile and a question almost always does it.

dynomyte, agree. He was not in any way a star presence. I wasn't even sure he was an actor. So much of it is spin, and clothes and makeup, and attitude.
Oh man. Next you're going to be telling me you canoodled with Brad Pitt in a vat of hot fudge sundaes without even gaining any weight! Trying to make us all insanely jealous, aren't you?
Reminds me of the stir caused when Peter Firth got nude in Equus in 1975. Your reaction was more worldly than Manhattan's in those days.

My new post is The Serious Side of Sex, perhaps distantly related to this one?
short and sweet indeed, what a well written encounter!
silk, what a stunning idea. No, missed that Thelma and Louise moment. But I do have other surprises if you stick with me. Comes with being around a while, in and around NYC.

Hawley, I saw that Equus production, and Hair, before that. It was another age. This was mentioned, but not as big a deal, as he wasn't famous here. I will definitely check out your post.

mamoore, I could make a joke about short and sweet but that wouldn't be nice, and according to Odetetteroulette, I'm nice. Let's just say it was sweet.
A most important observation for us to assimilate, so when we become famous, we will know it is only spin, clothes and makeup, and attitude. :)
Oh yes, dynomyte. If either of us either become really famous, we should never forget that what matters is the work and the talent and how we treat others. The rest is packaging. Maybe you'll make it and I'll hold you to it.
What a neat story! A closeup view of a future superstar actor!

I love these stories of meeting future and now famous stars!!
Hee. Cute story. Expertly told!

Had to look it up since I’d thought I’d seen that play too – and yep. It was on Broadway in ’95, and Cynthia Nixon was in the cast. (I knew of her back then because of a role she had alongside friends of mine as a kid in ‘The Manhattan Project’). Don’t remember much of the play, though – just that Kathleen Turner spent a lot of time in bed. Was it any good?
Ha! What fun to read, and I didn't even skip ahead to the punchline!
Luis, close up is an understatement. You would have liked this one!

David, thanks for looking it up. I forgot that Cynthia Nixon was in it (too busy looking elsewhere)? Anyway, yes, Kathleen Turner spent loads of time in bed, and I wasn't crazy about the play, much of it with JL. It had glowing reviews in London, and I know Jude Law came over from that production but not sure about the others. My friends liked it better than I did. The hightlight was JL, for sure.
Kellylark I took a chance with this, because so many of us skim and there's so much to read, but you have to be willing to commit the time to get the payoff, and it's nice when you do. Like a little reward for being a good reader.
Hope you've recovered from the Dave Cullen Quartet by now.
well, whaddaya know? You do get around, Lea.

nice vignette
Wow, you got me. And scooped me. We are in a fun mock-competition for "most interesting life." You're way ahead and I love reading about it. Especially your answer to Sandra...
Well, I didn't want to be rude and say something "naughty" concerning a nude JL. This gig is too classy for me to go down that path. Haha! But I must say you're terribly lucky. :)
Wonderful story!
Roy, thanks. Keep thinking of your wine weekend post.

Sally, I know, scary. I enjoyed reading your girlfriend trip Paris that you just posted. Lots of nostalgia and romance.

Luis, we wouldn't want to be naughty, but I get you.

Buffy, thanks. I read all your blog the other day and it's fascinating.
Jesus Christ, Lea, you get to have all the fun, don't you!?!

Yeah, that would be the jealousy talking......
Great story by a great storyteller. 'Ya done this one just right.
Oh Liz, it was a brief encounter and he never called, he never wrote. Over before it began. Does that make you feel better? (And remember, I've had a long time to do all these things. You have loads of time to find your own unknown actor.)

Jimmy, thanks. Now please go write something so we can enjoy it.
It is really great you met one of the finest around Lea!

You have an interesting life BTW! Dang! what a free spirit (the only way to be)!!
I wonder of the full nudity scenes ever actually helps an actor? Sharon Stone and Kathleen Turner have had more than their share but I imagine that they would have been just as popular had they not.

What ya think?

monte
oh, very cool. i did not expect that ending. i love it. no, he did not do too badly for himself at all. i always love your stories, lea. love love lvoe
Fun story, good dialog, and just the right amount of sauce! Super ending!!!!!
Yes Gary. He happens to be a great actor, not just a fine-looking fella.

Monte, I think Sharon Stone's famous scene in Basic Instinct catapulted her. But I think kind of thing only gets you noticed. It doesn't last. Talent lasts.

Thanks, Theo. Nice to see you back writing.

Ralph, not sure what the "sauce" is but I think you mean saucy, so thanks.
The women I know who'd go nuts on this one--somewhere out there in time, Jude Law was nude and I missed it, would be the sentiment. Never thought of him as short though.
Yes, I wish I had known then that I was looking at JUDE LAW in the nude. I thought he was just a friendly, young aspiring actor.