So where are the many reports on the Las Vegas long weekend? The fun started five days ago. There was no live-blogging. There are few details so far. We are waiting.
Spotted and Buffy have written short reports. And now Cartouche has teased us with a preview, but where are the details? Where are the small secrets that can be spilled? I suspect these OS LV revelers are hiding something!
No schadenfraude here. I'm not jealousing a bit. I mean, so far reading the teases of squeeeing...!!! and laughing and talking and flirting, and seeing photos of bright, funny, lovely Osers cavorting in various states of undress and comraderie makes my heart soar. And I've enjoyed the reports so far as much as if I were there myself.
OK, that's not true. Like thousands on this site, I'll presume, I would have loved to have braved the heat and joined the hawt and dirty dozen this past weekend. So I need to know more. And I admit that I did think about going.
But then, I thought again. For starters, I needed a pedicure. (And there seemed to be lots of foot play and feet photos in the Las Vegas photos we did see.)
And I needed a waxing.
And I could have made do, but I think I needed a new bathing suit.
And the costs, well ...
But I had fun this weekend, too. At home. A staycation. I listened to music, and it may not have been the latest, but it's my music. The stuff I grew up with.
And I felt the rush of high-stakes gambling, too.
And who needs Vegas fine dining or endless buffets? I eat and drink pretty well, if I do say so myself.
And I spent the weekend at home with familiar faces, even if they're not as good-looking, smart and nice as OSers.
She's from New Jersey. She's scary. And so are these two:
I even spent some time again Tivoing Joan and her dear friend and un-husband ...
I'll think of his last name. Has to do with the military. Sounds like "smarmy."
Yes, these above folks were only on TV, and yes, meeting people was the point of the OS reunion, so it was much, much better than my weekend. Never mind, I guess. Right now I'll just await some more first-hand reports from Vegas and book a waxing for the next reunion.
But hey there lucky reunion-goers, we are waiting! No more teases!