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I've been around the block (more like around the world). I've played and loved and lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. I've been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I'll write just about anything, from speeches to comedy sketches to feature articles. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, authored six books, including Solo Traveler:Tales and Tips for Great Trips (Fodor's), blog regularly on major sites, and have contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. I was divorced late, widowed early -- and dated lots -- and I survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I just started a live-in relationship. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lfestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship. And now this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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OCTOBER 5, 2009 8:47AM

My Man in Rio, or, Charmed by a City and a Guy Named H

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We’ll get to the famed fellow who gifted me with good jewelry an hour after we met (24-carat gold, thank you very much). But first, a few other reflections of two trips to Rio, that heartbreakingly beautiful and beautifully heartbreaking city, and the Olympics venue for 2016.

Many feel that the harbor, framed by Sugar Loaf Mountain, and Christ the Redeemer statue atop a rainforest peak, is the most beautiful of any city’s. Hong Kong, San Francisco and Sydney are most often mentioned as rivals, but as a travel writer I’ve seen them, and there’s no contest: Rio wins.

Back in the early 1980s I saw thong bathing suits for the first time here, on people of all sizes; I could see then why the bikini wax was coined Brazilian. The curving Copacabana amd Ipanema beaches with their swirling mosaic sidewalks frame the city, and are the center of socializing.

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 the sidewalks along Copacabana beach

(photo by Ricardo Carreon) 

But there is astounding ugliness as well in Rio’s favelas, slums that from afar cover the city’s mountains like snow, but up close reveal a miasma of poverty, neglect, crime and death.  

And violence breeds extremes. I attended a Macumba black-magic ceremony on night in a hot room where everyone dressed in white as a squawking chicken lost its head to a blade that flashed silver, then crimson. We were told to be silent, and since there were knives, I remained totally tight-lipped.  I could smell the blood for hours.

The martial art/dance called capoeira, was born out of extremes as well, devised by Brazilian slaves as a way to train for rebellion. Today it is the highlight of tourist shows and performances along the beach.

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 combo of dance and martial arts

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And of course there’s the samba, brought also from Africa, more a trance than a dance. I sought a place where locals go, and for hours swayed to steady drumbeats. I jumped in and never stopped, as partners of all kinds came and went. You need stamina and rhythm but it’s so dark and so mesmerizing that once I let go a bit I got swept into it.

Caipirinha, Brazil’s potent tropical cocktail made from sugarcane liquor (cachaca), fresh lime juice, sugar and ice helps stoke the trancing/dancing. At traditional Sunday lunch the green drink is also served along with feijoada, consisting of  meats such as tongue and sausage, rice, beans, collard greens, oranges, and hot pepper sauce. After that light repast, I stumbled into the sun and then to bed, emerging back to the beachfront when the heat within and without subsided.

Caipirinha

 potent brew

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Even the most impoverished Cariocas --what locals call themselves -- find frenzied joy in two things. First, soccer (their revered, retired Pele is more a god than the god of fire he was named for). With a crowd of maybe a hundred thousand standing fans at the Rio stadium, the vibrations and roar never end.

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 Brazilian God, Pele

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And of course, Carnival in Rio, in February. I did visit a club preparing sequined, feathery costumes; just about everybody participates in some way, for a year. I posted about  experiencing the second biggest one in the world in Barranquilla Colombia last year, but Rio’s tops them all.

Can you imagine the opening and closing ceremonies at the 2016 Olympics?

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 spectacle of spectacles

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But now --ta-da --the short anecdote of my Man in Rio, who charmed me, literally.

There is an H?

I was with a group visiting the worldwide headquarters of H Stern, the flagship jewelry store of hundreds around the world, admiring the twinkling colored gems, mined from nearby Ouro Preto, the colonial town I had just visited. I hung back when my group left, hoping to find just the right color among the rainbow prisms.

Then a tap on my shoulder from a woman in black. “Excuse me, but Hans Stern would like to talk to you.”

“Who? “

“Mr. Hans Stern.”

Hans ... You mean ... H Stern?

“Yes, and he’d love to talk with you if you have the time. He likes to talk with Americans.”

So I was escorted through several gates and elevators to the top of the building, with a view of the forested mountains dropping to the water, and the wide beach below. And there behind a desk in an office lined with books was a small, sixtyish, bald man with a big grin.

Hans Stern, a German Jew, immigrated to Rio at the outbreak of World War II, when he was 17 years old. And now he talked of history and politics and America -- everything but jewelry.  He seemed more like a professor than an innovative mogul. And when I got up to go, he handed me a heavy gold charm of a closed fist.

“This is a ‘figa,’ a good-luck symbol which came to Brazil with the seventeenth-century slave trade. To bring luck, a figa must always be a gift.”

And I thought about other reasons I had been given jewelry and how special and unexpected this one was.

As I stepped into the taxi he had called for me, Rio itself had become jewel-toned, with sky and sea the color of topaz, tourmaline and amethyst.  When I returned to the hotel it was dark, and my fellow travelers were worried that I had been kidnapped, mugged, raped and murdered, in no particular order.

And when I told them the story --and they stopped envying the figa and the interview, they mentioned that they had gotten something out of it too.

As one man put it, “At least we know what that letter 'H' stands for. I thought it was Howard Stern!"

 

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With apologies to Squirrel, Chicago Guy and all other Windy City boosters, Rio will be an incredible Olympic venue.
Adding another city to my list of must-see places...
Those men named "Hans" often know how to do things right. You captured Rio perfectly. I have my OS fix for the day. Back to banging. xoxo
A lovely tribute to a city I'd like to see someday, and a fascinating story that glitters like the jewel-like sky you describe seeing after your meeting.
Lea, great piece about a great place! A place I always wanted to visit, but have only done so via pix and film.

I hope you are right about the Olympics. Thay've got a few years to make it so. But, wow, has kidnapping become a hobby down there ... kidnapping, ransoming and finger/ear cutting. The amount of money spent on bodyguards and armored cars is horrific. By the same token, their celebrations make Mardi Gras look like kid stuff. I'd love to be there for that, alone.
Rio. Hillsides of homes of the impoverished ironically overlooking the homes of the more fortunate. Obrigado, Lea, for sharing your memory.
Natalie, hope you didn't mind my comment about Rio being more beautiful than even beautiful Sydney harbor. It's more a combo of nature and humanity in Rio, I think.

Bang away, Patricia.

AHP, thanks for noting my jewel connection with the city and gems that are mined nearby.

Rod the danger adds to the element of mystery and haunting beauty. Maybe this will spur some much needed improvements, which would be exciting to watch.

Kathy, sounds a bit like urban US areas. The wealth comparisons may be similar.

Agree Chuck. Maybe they'll incorporate that into the Olympic logo.
Lea, yes, except that usually in this country at least the placement is reversed--expensive homes up on the hillsides, overlooking the less fortunate. Thanks for your beautiful tribute to Rio, and your story. They'll be a wonderful venue for the Olympic Games.
You globe-trotting, star-tripping, trail-blazing Fantasimo, you! I'm not sure if Rio would be my destination of choice but its nice, seeing it through your eyes.
Additionally, Rio's chances were boosted by Brazil hosting the 2014 World Cup; the IOC must have felt if Brazil has the infrastructure to host one of the largest and the most popular sporting event in the world, then Rio can certainly host the Olympics without any hesitation.

I think Rio will do a fantastic job.
Thanks for the Rio report. I know very little about the city and this is good background from a unique viewpoint. Do you wear the figa?
This makes me want to visit Rio. You travel like an adventurer, Lea - and the way you capture it in writing/pictures brings that across.
Lea, you've once again bewitched us with a tale of travel. :-D

I love the closing story. I agree, Rio will be a great host for the Olympics. Looking forward to it, and to many more travels with you. :-D
I have read of the huge extremes in Brazil, especially with regard to the wealthy minority and the poor majority. Great story about H, (not Howard) Stern.

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How odd. Why is the figa is the good luck symbol? A few thousand years ago in the classical world it was akin to giving someone the finger...

I can't wait to see Rio's olympic ceremonies.
Lea, I haven't enjoyed Rio so much since "Now, Voyager." Even having been there twice (once for Carnival), your writing here is so evocative, descriptive, alive with enchantment, we see everything through your eyes and absolutely feel as though we were there with you. (Though I never met your Hans and want to know about the Hans of Cartrish)...
Thanks for a primer in getting a glimpse of Rio! And your Mr. H sounds intriguing. What a nice gift and surprise! So glad it had nothing to do with the other HS!
Kathy, got your drift. Sometimes I take awhile.

Beth, aw shucks.

Gus, I agree that Rio loves to party and will go all out and do a spectacular job for the Olympics.

Nancy, the figa is in my jewelry box. I take it out and put it back and smile alot.

Owl, I do try to experience the places I visit in all their aspects, both positive and negative.

Bill, thank you sir. There are many more places to revisit, some funny, some scary, some beyond belief.

littlewillie, yes Howard Stern would be my first guess!

marcelleqb, I guess the closed fist was some sort f strength and a way to give the finger without giving the finger.

Sally, her Hans was undeniably a longer relationship. Beyond that I cannot say....
Thanks for the spectacular trip through Rio and the magic of this great dialogue!
Once again, I'm full of envy of your adventurous world travels!
My grandfather spent some time in Rio back in the early 30s, when he was sent there to explore mining opportunities in the back country. I remember as a kid seeing his photos (b and w, of course) of Sugar Loaf and other places. I think I sort of fell in love with the place.

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Cathy, the other H Stern would probably just talked about topless cariocas.

Thanks, Gary. Always a treat to see you here.

Steve, I was lucky to write about travel since the late '70s and now as I reflect, although I earned little relative to other things I could have done I did get to experience things I never otherwise would. You sometimes have to think outside the box --way outside. And trade off. And be free enough to take advantage of way-out opportunities.
lovely little diptych

never been to Rio (or anywhere in South America) myself, but I love samba and feijoada is my favorite at this wonderful Portuguese restaurant we're lucky enough to have in Sonoma
I'm sure the athletes will be glad the Summer Olympics will be in the winter in the southern hemisphere. I was so enthralled with the story and images of Rio, I had forgotten all about Ol' Hans and the gold. This was like getting two posts for the price of one!
If it hadn't been Chicago, then I'm glad it was Rio. That should really be a sensory overload of color come 2016.
I had to laugh at your description of samba since my latest song is titled One Night Samba.

Unfortunately, you've added another city to my list of places I'll never see. Your description of Rio reminds a lot of another SA city, Valparaiso. The delineation between rich and poor is especially pronounced what with Valparaiso, home of staggering poverty, on one side of the bay and rich sister city Vina del Mar, home of staggering wealth, on the other.
Rio is on my very short bucket list...and H Sterns, one of my favorite shops to browse.

I think I'll get there before the Olympics, when it will be impossible to...OMG I just realize an old boss of mine lives there...and he is a fugitive. No wonder he is there....

Rated, natch.
Fun story. I was there in the 80's for Carnaval, too. Can't imagine how we missed each other. ;) Indeed, given how the city dives 100% into that celebration, I can just imagine the way they'll approach the Olympics. Should be fun.
Lee, great to see you. That must have been something in the 30s in those mining towns. They are mostly filled with churches and I imagine there is much to confess about after the hard-living antics of the miners.

Roy, you are enjoying two of the nicest things about Rio.

Michael, yes I aim to give value for money, two for one.

Tom, much of SA is a sharp contrast. And alas, this country has become that way as well.

Sheila, a fugitive? Sounds like you might want to check that out in Rio (before the Olympics) and add it to your fantastic life experiences.
Only hundreds of thousands of people between us, Kent. How could we have missed each other. ;)
Off to read your piece on Rio.
Great post, Lea - makes me want to go!
Let's just say they didn't come up with the title for the movie "Blame it on Rio" for nothing.
Thanks, Donna.

O'Really I am not blaming Rio for anything at all! I do think the jewel skies help, tho.
What a mysterious story! I was afraid something awful must have happened. But it turned out well in the end. I'd like to visit Rio one day. Your story clinches it! Plus, I heard the men are absolutely gorgeous.

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Interesting in a very unique way, Lea. Wow.
Luis, lots of cute men in very little; lots of beach. ;)

tai, unique is an interesting word but Rio certainly qualifies.
Lovely story about one of my favourite cities too.
Reading about capoeira triggered some major TurboJam flashbacks for me. Maybe one of those drinks will help? If I go to Rio, I'm going to say "No thank you" to the tongue (and mean it. Ewww!)

Thanks for yet another interesting adventure, Lea.
You never cease to have really interesting posts and write them so invitingly. Thanks for the preview of Rio. I am sure we will be inundated with info as 2016 approaches, but never will we be told of the figa, and how you came to own it. And that is what makes your memory so special.

Monte
Thanks emma. It is one of the most special cities in the world.

Lisa, "tongue is good" (sliced thin, on rye, with mustard), a staple of Jewish delis. and a familiar flavor to me. Really quite good.
so what does a figa look like? Great description -- the pictures are great, too.

I just hope the poor people who will be herded out of their shacks to make way for condos for the athletes will be given some alternative housing -- seems to be the way of Olympics to make cities "clean up."

btw, I got here through the "covert cover"
skeletnwmn, glad the covert cover got you here. I'm sure the city will clean up majorly.
Beautiful comprehensive overview of the city and your impressions of it. Would love to see one of those experiences in the first part expounded on to let me a Samba night or black magic darkness. Thank you Lea for taking me there, I long to travel.
Sorry for typo; meant to read, to let me in on ....
Thanks, Rita. After so many years of travel and so many experiences I hardly know where to begin. A book, eventually, I hope. Meanwhile, posting away and so glad you're enjoying it.
beautiful piece..and I enjoy the good advice, something like, "because there was a knife present I kept my mouth shut." hahahahaha
Beautiful post. What a wonderful introduction to Rio. It's now on my list of cities to visit.

Even though I live in Chi-town, I'm glad Rio won. Attention needs to be made to South America.

Thanks so much!
Lea, Great postcard of Rio!. I found Rio by accident (along wife who is brazilian and btw both you and her share the same firstname).
I don't know if its the city, the people, my wife's family, but every time I go there it's get better and better.
Looking forward to WCup, 2016 Olympics, and eventually retiring to a quiet beach north of Brazil called Natal, you may want to give it a chance and visit it if you can ...
berry, "when in Rome."

Gwen, that's big of you to be happy for Rio. They should really run with this.

Sounds divine, George. Yes, I heard of Natal. I visited all around Brazil for a month. Spent some time at Buzios, similar to Natal back then.
Rio hosted the Pan Am games a couple of years ago, and the cost overruns were upwards of ten times the original estimates--and virtually none of the major improvements slated for the city was implemented. I think the Olympics could be the making of Rio, but frankly, with the level of corruption operational in Brazil, I'm sceptical. Lovely article, though. Obrigada, Lea.
Another excellent (and inspiring!) read, Lea! I'd probably end up getting some sleazy invite from a Brazilian Howard Stern instead of 24 ct. gold, but, hey, a story is a story!
Seriously, your posts really seem to make travel so immediate and so possible...
just wanted to say the cover page photo of the Carnival is great!
Wow. I can only imagine.
I'm sure it will be a great venue. But add me to the list of those who think Chi-town would have been infinitely cooler. We gots lots of jewlers here, too. They display Rolexes on the insides of overcoats, or out of trunks of cars parked on Milwaukee Avenue. Though I understand they don't often give away their wares, like Hans. Maybe that's why we lost.
Dear..., there were cost overruns in several Olympics, if I remember correctly. We shall see...

aim, I guess Howard Stern could afford good jewelry.

Jimmy, I imagine people in Rio don't give away their wares any more than Blago did. ;)
Wow Lea! You never cease to amaze. How totally wonderful...and I agree that Rio is another city on the "Must See" list. I would just be tongue tied speaking to the "H" in his office at the top of the H Stern jewelry complex.
Lovely!! Thank you. Educational! Inspirational! Covetsational! If you cannot find me, I'll be in Rio.
Oh, Atlanta had the Olympics one year and before the Olympics, everyone was inspired to clean up the place and add new facilities and buildings and start outlying festivals and events --- and people thereby got screwed out of so much money, it left them with a bad taste in thir moufs. As the old saying goes "If it weren't for the honor, we'd just as soon not"
Carol, he was too nice to make anyone tongue-tied.

Penrose, maybe we could have an OS meetup there!
I was thrilled to see that Rio got the Olympics...the joy of its citizens seems to continue. I've never been there and your post has put it up there on my list of places to go. It looks spectacular. Another great adventure story Lea!
Fun article, but the author has problems calculating age. She says that "H" is:

a small, sixtyish, bald man with a big grin. Hans Stern, a German Jew, immigrated to Rio at the outbreak of World War II, when he was 17 years old.

By my reckoning, he would be more "eightyish" than "sixtyish." I guess he's in great condition!
It always makes me smile when I see a tourist's account of their experiences in my second home, Rio.

Reading your excerpt about Macumba reminded me of a particular night in our Villa in Buzios. Somewhere around midnight, the drumming, the whooping and the hollering began. It was coming from the maids' quarters at the other end of the property, and I can tell you it sent chills down my spine. Certainly I can't imagine what they would have done if I'd ambled over to take it all in. Were you on a tour? Was your experience with Macumba a tourist attraction?

I'd love to see some of your pictures!

Where did you seek out the local Samba bars? In Lapa or Ipanema, because had you ventured out alone in search of a Samba club that's certainly where your story would have ended.

Was the H Stern you talk about in Ipanema? The one where world renowned celebrities, as well as those local Brazilian models and glitterati purchase their jewelry? WOW!
and I should add: "Carioca" is not synonymous with "impoverished". In fact, there is much pride that goes along with the coveted title, "Carioca" (meaning: one is from Rio). My father in law, a well known and venerated architect in Rio, and former Professor, and Carioca, would probably take quite an exception to this slight.
Charming in all its particulars. I can see your travel writing background!
Fabulous post, Lea. While I read while harboring the secretly salacious hope that you met a Brazilian hottie, meeting and getting a gift from H. Stern is, well, priceless!
You're kidding, right? I spent 14 months in Brazil, most of it in Rio, during 08 and 09. The location of the city is spectacular, the city itself? Not so much. Moreover, I was in Brazil when Rio recently hosted the Pan American games. In order to keep some semblance of order, the government(s) had to flood the city and its environs with military and police. Even then... One last point, the venues for the Pan Am games were not what anyone hoped for. I get as romantic as the next guy about a wonderful country, but let's keep it a little bit real.
Mary, glad you enjoyed it!

dwami, if you noticed, I wrote that I was there in the early80s, when he was sixtyish.

Karin, wow, what memories you must have! I was with a small group of journalists when we experienced the Macumba ceremony.

And I didn't mean to imply that all cariocas are impoverished. As you said, all from Rio, rich and poor, are cariocas.

Thanks, hellsbells, I have had some practice.

Nikki, H was a hottie if you go for short, bald, older intellectuals with lots of jewelry!

Arby, this was my take on two trips. It wasn't a sociological piece or political piece. It was a travel piece with a twist. My purpose wasn't to "get real" but to infer the magic I felt, along with the realities I did mention. One of the first rules of writing is know your purpose. And mine was to entertain and spin a bit of fun.
Thank you!

My son -- whose name begins with H -- just came back from Rio, from Copacabana, in fact, and he brought me a figa. So I just had to read this ... I'm glad I did. Yes, World Cup and the Olympics both will be incredible there.
Great story and portrait of a fascinating city. The Carnival photos is nothing short of amazing.
Indexmama, we have lots in common.

Scruffus and Cap'n, thanks. And Cap'n, love your avatar. (You never looked younger.)
I agree, the most beautiful city in the world. to say nothing of those incredibly sweet boys......
I really want to go to Rio one day and your amazing pics make me want to even more. Great post. Hans Stern seemed interesting... much more so than Howard Stern. (Rated)
Well, I'd say that my home town beats Rio, but you all will see that in February. But, although we have nice beaches, they're not like theirs, and we don't have samba or Carnival... :-(
joyspring, agree with you on the city but couldn't call "H" a boy, although he was sweet!

Roger, put it on your short list. And yes, Hans beats Howard in my book.

Marc, your home town of Vancouver is one gorgeous city. Right up there with Rio. Thanks for the link.

Monte, missed you before. Thanks for coming by.
Although I am a Chicagoan, even though I no longer live there, I am not at all sorry that they awarded it to Rio.
I would absolutely get into seeing CARNIVALE.
I often play my Stan Getz/Astrid Gilberto CDs.

There more than likely WILL BE an opening ceremony worth watching, no matter how jaded one may be.

BTW-Lea, you are such an attractively delicious woman that I would imagine it was difficult for Stern to keep his "Hans" off;-)
The samba is rooted in the Brazilian fusion of African and European music, but it is no more "brought also from Africa" than jazz, which grew from a similar meld. The first Samba was "Pelo Telefone" (1917), as Rio de Janeiro as "Tiger Rag" (same year) was New Orleans.
XJS, thanks, I think.

Tim, we're parsing words. The beat comes from Africa originally. The mix is indeed Brazilian. But we don't need a gotcha around here.
a flash of the incredible--good writing!
Lovely. I can just imagine it! Great post, Lea. Thank you.
I love the way you mix personal narrative with a cultural overview. Beautifully written -- and the photos are great. Imagine if Open Salon contained nothing but articles of this. What a wonderful place this would be!
Great story, Lea. I'm in awe of where you've been and what you've experienced in your life -- you remind of Scheherazade, with always another fascinating tale to tell!
scupper and gigi, thank you much.

Steve, dream on. But it would get boring.

Silk, I hope I can keep going.