My Man in Rio, or, Charmed by a City and a Guy Named H

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We’ll get to the famed fellow who gifted me with good jewelry an hour after we met (24-carat gold, thank you very much). But first, a few other reflections of two trips to Rio, that heartbreakingly beautiful and beautifully heartbreaking city, and the Olympics venue for 2016.
Many feel that the harbor, framed by Sugar Loaf Mountain, and Christ the Redeemer statue atop a rainforest peak, is the most beautiful of any city’s. Hong Kong, San Francisco and Sydney are most often mentioned as rivals, but as a travel writer I’ve seen them, and there’s no contest: Rio wins.
Back in the early 1980s I saw thong bathing suits for the first time here, on people of all sizes; I could see then why the bikini wax was coined Brazilian. The curving Copacabana amd Ipanema beaches with their swirling mosaic sidewalks frame the city, and are the center of socializing.

the sidewalks along Copacabana beach
(photo by Ricardo Carreon)
But there is astounding ugliness as well in Rio’s favelas, slums that from afar cover the city’s mountains like snow, but up close reveal a miasma of poverty, neglect, crime and death.
And violence breeds extremes. I attended a Macumba black-magic ceremony on night in a hot room where everyone dressed in white as a squawking chicken lost its head to a blade that flashed silver, then crimson. We were told to be silent, and since there were knives, I remained totally tight-lipped. I could smell the blood for hours.
The martial art/dance called capoeira, was born out of extremes as well, devised by Brazilian slaves as a way to train for rebellion. Today it is the highlight of tourist shows and performances along the beach.

combo of dance and martial arts
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And of course there’s the samba, brought also from Africa, more a trance than a dance. I sought a place where locals go, and for hours swayed to steady drumbeats. I jumped in and never stopped, as partners of all kinds came and went. You need stamina and rhythm but it’s so dark and so mesmerizing that once I let go a bit I got swept into it.
Caipirinha, Brazil’s potent tropical cocktail made from sugarcane liquor (cachaca), fresh lime juice, sugar and ice helps stoke the trancing/dancing. At traditional Sunday lunch the green drink is also served along with feijoada, consisting of meats such as tongue and sausage, rice, beans, collard greens, oranges, and hot pepper sauce. After that light repast, I stumbled into the sun and then to bed, emerging back to the beachfront when the heat within and without subsided.

potent brew
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Even the most impoverished Cariocas --what locals call themselves -- find frenzied joy in two things. First, soccer (their revered, retired Pele is more a god than the god of fire he was named for). With a crowd of maybe a hundred thousand standing fans at the Rio stadium, the vibrations and roar never end.

Brazilian God, Pele
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And of course, Carnival in Rio, in February. I did visit a club preparing sequined, feathery costumes; just about everybody participates in some way, for a year. I posted about experiencing the second biggest one in the world in Barranquilla Colombia last year, but Rio’s tops them all.
Can you imagine the opening and closing ceremonies at the 2016 Olympics?

spectacle of spectacles
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But now --ta-da --the short anecdote of my Man in Rio, who charmed me, literally.
There is an H?
I was with a group visiting the worldwide headquarters of H Stern, the flagship jewelry store of hundreds around the world, admiring the twinkling colored gems, mined from nearby Ouro Preto, the colonial town I had just visited. I hung back when my group left, hoping to find just the right color among the rainbow prisms.
Then a tap on my shoulder from a woman in black. “Excuse me, but Hans Stern would like to talk to you.”
“Who? “
“Mr. Hans Stern.”
Hans ... You mean ... H Stern?
“Yes, and he’d love to talk with you if you have the time. He likes to talk with Americans.”
So I was escorted through several gates and elevators to the top of the building, with a view of the forested mountains dropping to the water, and the wide beach below. And there behind a desk in an office lined with books was a small, sixtyish, bald man with a big grin.
Hans Stern, a German Jew, immigrated to Rio at the outbreak of World War II, when he was 17 years old. And now he talked of history and politics and America -- everything but jewelry. He seemed more like a professor than an innovative mogul. And when I got up to go, he handed me a heavy gold charm of a closed fist.
“This is a ‘figa,’ a good-luck symbol which came to Brazil with the seventeenth-century slave trade. To bring luck, a figa must always be a gift.”
And I thought about other reasons I had been given jewelry and how special and unexpected this one was.
As I stepped into the taxi he had called for me, Rio itself had become jewel-toned, with sky and sea the color of topaz, tourmaline and amethyst. When I returned to the hotel it was dark, and my fellow travelers were worried that I had been kidnapped, mugged, raped and murdered, in no particular order.
And when I told them the story --and they stopped envying the figa and the interview, they mentioned that they had gotten something out of it too.
As one man put it, “At least we know what that letter 'H' stands for. I thought it was Howard Stern!"


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I hope you are right about the Olympics. Thay've got a few years to make it so. But, wow, has kidnapping become a hobby down there ... kidnapping, ransoming and finger/ear cutting. The amount of money spent on bodyguards and armored cars is horrific. By the same token, their celebrations make Mardi Gras look like kid stuff. I'd love to be there for that, alone.
Bang away, Patricia.
AHP, thanks for noting my jewel connection with the city and gems that are mined nearby.
Rod the danger adds to the element of mystery and haunting beauty. Maybe this will spur some much needed improvements, which would be exciting to watch.
Kathy, sounds a bit like urban US areas. The wealth comparisons may be similar.
Agree Chuck. Maybe they'll incorporate that into the Olympic logo.
I think Rio will do a fantastic job.
I love the closing story. I agree, Rio will be a great host for the Olympics. Looking forward to it, and to many more travels with you. :-D
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I can't wait to see Rio's olympic ceremonies.
Beth, aw shucks.
Gus, I agree that Rio loves to party and will go all out and do a spectacular job for the Olympics.
Nancy, the figa is in my jewelry box. I take it out and put it back and smile alot.
Owl, I do try to experience the places I visit in all their aspects, both positive and negative.
Bill, thank you sir. There are many more places to revisit, some funny, some scary, some beyond belief.
littlewillie, yes Howard Stern would be my first guess!
marcelleqb, I guess the closed fist was some sort f strength and a way to give the finger without giving the finger.
Sally, her Hans was undeniably a longer relationship. Beyond that I cannot say....
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Thanks, Gary. Always a treat to see you here.
Steve, I was lucky to write about travel since the late '70s and now as I reflect, although I earned little relative to other things I could have done I did get to experience things I never otherwise would. You sometimes have to think outside the box --way outside. And trade off. And be free enough to take advantage of way-out opportunities.
never been to Rio (or anywhere in South America) myself, but I love samba and feijoada is my favorite at this wonderful Portuguese restaurant we're lucky enough to have in Sonoma
If it hadn't been Chicago, then I'm glad it was Rio. That should really be a sensory overload of color come 2016.
Unfortunately, you've added another city to my list of places I'll never see. Your description of Rio reminds a lot of another SA city, Valparaiso. The delineation between rich and poor is especially pronounced what with Valparaiso, home of staggering poverty, on one side of the bay and rich sister city Vina del Mar, home of staggering wealth, on the other.
I think I'll get there before the Olympics, when it will be impossible to...OMG I just realize an old boss of mine lives there...and he is a fugitive. No wonder he is there....
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Roy, you are enjoying two of the nicest things about Rio.
Michael, yes I aim to give value for money, two for one.
Tom, much of SA is a sharp contrast. And alas, this country has become that way as well.
Sheila, a fugitive? Sounds like you might want to check that out in Rio (before the Olympics) and add it to your fantastic life experiences.
Off to read your piece on Rio.
O'Really I am not blaming Rio for anything at all! I do think the jewel skies help, tho.
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tai, unique is an interesting word but Rio certainly qualifies.
Thanks for yet another interesting adventure, Lea.
Monte
Lisa, "tongue is good" (sliced thin, on rye, with mustard), a staple of Jewish delis. and a familiar flavor to me. Really quite good.
I just hope the poor people who will be herded out of their shacks to make way for condos for the athletes will be given some alternative housing -- seems to be the way of Olympics to make cities "clean up."
btw, I got here through the "covert cover"
Even though I live in Chi-town, I'm glad Rio won. Attention needs to be made to South America.
Thanks so much!
I don't know if its the city, the people, my wife's family, but every time I go there it's get better and better.
Looking forward to WCup, 2016 Olympics, and eventually retiring to a quiet beach north of Brazil called Natal, you may want to give it a chance and visit it if you can ...
Gwen, that's big of you to be happy for Rio. They should really run with this.
Sounds divine, George. Yes, I heard of Natal. I visited all around Brazil for a month. Spent some time at Buzios, similar to Natal back then.
Seriously, your posts really seem to make travel so immediate and so possible...
aim, I guess Howard Stern could afford good jewelry.
Jimmy, I imagine people in Rio don't give away their wares any more than Blago did. ;)
Penrose, maybe we could have an OS meetup there!
a small, sixtyish, bald man with a big grin. Hans Stern, a German Jew, immigrated to Rio at the outbreak of World War II, when he was 17 years old.
By my reckoning, he would be more "eightyish" than "sixtyish." I guess he's in great condition!
Reading your excerpt about Macumba reminded me of a particular night in our Villa in Buzios. Somewhere around midnight, the drumming, the whooping and the hollering began. It was coming from the maids' quarters at the other end of the property, and I can tell you it sent chills down my spine. Certainly I can't imagine what they would have done if I'd ambled over to take it all in. Were you on a tour? Was your experience with Macumba a tourist attraction?
I'd love to see some of your pictures!
Where did you seek out the local Samba bars? In Lapa or Ipanema, because had you ventured out alone in search of a Samba club that's certainly where your story would have ended.
Was the H Stern you talk about in Ipanema? The one where world renowned celebrities, as well as those local Brazilian models and glitterati purchase their jewelry? WOW!
dwami, if you noticed, I wrote that I was there in the early80s, when he was sixtyish.
Karin, wow, what memories you must have! I was with a small group of journalists when we experienced the Macumba ceremony.
And I didn't mean to imply that all cariocas are impoverished. As you said, all from Rio, rich and poor, are cariocas.
Thanks, hellsbells, I have had some practice.
Nikki, H was a hottie if you go for short, bald, older intellectuals with lots of jewelry!
Arby, this was my take on two trips. It wasn't a sociological piece or political piece. It was a travel piece with a twist. My purpose wasn't to "get real" but to infer the magic I felt, along with the realities I did mention. One of the first rules of writing is know your purpose. And mine was to entertain and spin a bit of fun.
My son -- whose name begins with H -- just came back from Rio, from Copacabana, in fact, and he brought me a figa. So I just had to read this ... I'm glad I did. Yes, World Cup and the Olympics both will be incredible there.
Scruffus and Cap'n, thanks. And Cap'n, love your avatar. (You never looked younger.)
Roger, put it on your short list. And yes, Hans beats Howard in my book.
Marc, your home town of Vancouver is one gorgeous city. Right up there with Rio. Thanks for the link.
Monte, missed you before. Thanks for coming by.
I would absolutely get into seeing CARNIVALE.
I often play my Stan Getz/Astrid Gilberto CDs.
There more than likely WILL BE an opening ceremony worth watching, no matter how jaded one may be.
BTW-Lea, you are such an attractively delicious woman that I would imagine it was difficult for Stern to keep his "Hans" off;-)
Tim, we're parsing words. The beat comes from Africa originally. The mix is indeed Brazilian. But we don't need a gotcha around here.
Steve, dream on. But it would get boring.
Silk, I hope I can keep going.