Lea Lane

Lea Lane
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“I’ve discovered the secret of life,” Kay Thompson, the eccentric entertainer and “Eloise” author, once said. “A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a lot of tra-la-la!” And that's been my life: As a travel writer for over 30 years, I've been around the block (more like around the world), and I write true stories about interesting people and places. I've lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. Been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, written for the Times, and authored books. OS is my home, but I also blog on The Huffington Post, and I've contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. Married young, divorced late; married late, widowed early, I dated lots in-between -- and survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I'm now happily married again. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lifestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship, late love. And this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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JUNE 3, 2010 8:04AM

Turn Back! My Husband's On Shore!

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Fjord1_Eidsdalvisitnorway.com
 

 

Ferries in much of the world run on a tight schedule. Timetables rule. Show up on time or miss the boat, or even worse.

I learned that the hard way, in Norway, on a June day long ago. Before cell phones, before computers, before I knew very much about life's challenges, when I was in my twenties.

Our young family --  hubby and I and our two sons, four and two, had been camping in Scandinavia in a VW pop-top camper. The iconic two-tone van had a little sink and room to sleep four, just about, if you didn’t mind folding yourself in two.

We were having a lovely time, rolling along and popping the top in any Scandinavian field we wanted – a traveler's right in this stunning part of the world, where villages are few and far between, mountain peaks rise into the sky from mirror-like water, and fields of wildflowers are yours to camp on as long as you’re respectful of the land.  

Sure, I once peed in the field just as a train roared right by, passengers waving at me, car after car. And camping just outside of Stockholm a bearded guy with a knife demanded “bread.” I was lucky my 6-foot, 4-inch hubby came around the corner scaring him away, because who knows what might have happened if I had handed him a loaf of rye instead of a wad of bills.

One sunny, perfect morning, driving along the Norwegian fjords, cherry trees were laden with red fruit, clouds and snow-capped mountains reflected in the deep, still water. It couldn’t have been more peacefully beautiful, and we were rambling without a care.

We decided at the last minute to drive our little camper onto a small ferry and cross a narrow fjord about 25 minutes to another landing. Our van was positioned first, so when we arrived my husband drove off the ferry to clear the deck while I lingered on the ferry stairs an extra moment to tie one son’s shoe while the other looked on. The three of us would walk off.

I had just finished tying the shoe when I felt a rumble, and realized that the ferry was quickly moving away from the shore -- with me and my two sons still aboard. I couldn’t believe it.

Hubby was waving his arms onshore, getting smaller and smaller, screaming, “Stop! Stop!”

I scrambled up the stairs to find the captain, and finally bumbled out our problem. I had no idea where we were headed, and neither did my husband.

The captain spoke slowly, and my husband was now a speck in the distance. “Sorry. We leave on time. We can’t go back. You can meet your husband at the next landing.”

“But he doesn't have a timetable and he wouldn't know where to drive.”

“Then I hope he stays where he is,” the captain said. “The ferry will return.”

“When?”

“At the end of the day.”

I had no money, no passport, no food.  No diapers! I felt as lost as a five-year old at a fair, looking for her mommy. If hubby didn’t meet us at one of these landings I was in big trouble.

The boys started crying and I felt like joining them. I imagined hubby driving the van ahead to Oslo, and that I would never catch up with him. I’d become a bag lady without a country with two sons who’d play patty-cake on the streets to earn us a few coins for food and diapers.

My husband did not show up at the next landing, or the ones after. I sat on the deck as the afternoon wore on, worried that he wouldn’t know to stay where we left him.

The captain offered the boys ice cream and candy and I created diapers out of paper towels. They played with ropes. They napped. I told them stories. They were having a fine time.

But they kept asking where their daddy was, and I said that he was picking cherries for our dinner. I wished.

We completed the slow circuit from landing to landing, and the scenery was spectacular, but I couldn't enjoy a moment. We finally headed to the landing where we had left my husband. The boys were restless now and I kept straining to see him. We pulled closer and I saw a bunch of cars in the distance and then … the popped top of my van! And then my husband, waving as wildly as when we had pulled away many hours before. He was jumping up and down.

And even the captain was happy.

We made sure to be at the head of the line and ran off  the ferry and into my husband’s arms. And when we got inside the van, sure enough the little sink was overflowing with cherries. We gorged ourselves, faced smeared with cherry juice, laughing and hugging as if we had been separated for weeks.

And for me, it sure felt like it.

 

 


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Another true story (of another husband).
Fortunately your title prepared us for this story, Lea. What an amazing one. You described that Scandinavian landscape, and your anxiety, so well. Thank God your husband stayed put, and there were people supporting you on your end, and for paper towels.
Lea, what a nail biter of a situation to be in! While the scenery was beautiful, the stress and tension were hovering. I am figuring if the ferry system had the kind of infrastructure one finds at a place such as Hyannis, the port operator could simply radio the captain and the information would flow back and forth, etc. I was happy to read that after all of distress your husband was there waiting for you and your sons had fun that day! Thank you for telling us this fascinating story!
What a riot! It's funny how the events that were the most traumatic at the time often turn out to be the most entertaining and fun moments in the recalling. Still, I can imagine your anxiety (or horror?) when you realized what was happening -- and no snacks or diapers on hand!
First, I lost concentration for a while after the image of you peeing in a field.

Second, I would love to know how you ate cherries that your faces were smeared red. Did you just plunge your faces into the sink?

Third, great story.
Kathy, I really worried that my husband would have traveled to Oslo or something for help. I had all day to think of scenarios, all the while watching that my sons didn't fall overboard.

designanator, I don't know what they had but back then as far as radios, but it was the 70s in rural Norway and I was just told to wait it out.

So true, Steve. The best stories are the ones with problems overcome. I wish I had thought of that, but I hadn't a clue. I was not yet a solo traveler and actually was quite different from the way I am now.

Duane, I just squatted and waved to the folks on the train. And I guess the juice was reddish, not red.
That stoic Norwegian captain must have been terribly torn between his duty and granting the tearful request of a pretty American mother with two little ones hanging from her.

I smiled all the way through this knowing, of course, that you would be reunited. It is a great story as Duane says, and one of many that I'm sure you have of that camping trip alone.
I love it (even if I got stuck on the bread business ;).

What fun - to look back at anyway :D.

You know what really strikes me about this though? You were a young twenty something with toddlers, adrift (literally) on an unknown sea - and you survived!

Ya got grit kiddo :).

Rated for the smack down - Lea 1 / unknown 0.
Thank you Lea for this wonderful story this morning. Love, children, innocence it has it all.
OK, at first I was saying, Oh no, no husband. Oh no, no money. Oh no, no food. But then... OH NO! NO DIAPERS!! (A mom's worst nightmare!)

What a fun story!
Sometimes you just have to go with the adventure.
I'm always so grateful for happy endings.
Smithery, the captain didn't seem to give a damn about me. Except at the end. And he did provide some food and a free passage around the fjords. :)

Seer, bread was what they called money them. A slang word of the time.

You're welcome, Rita. It is pretty innocent. Today, I'd have a cell, and things would be computerized.

Angela, you got it. The diaper part was my worst worry of all.

ocularnervosa, I went with the flow of the water, and learned a lesson about ferries at least.

Me too, sixtycandles. It was a happy reunion.

Jane, life is just a sink of cherries.
I cannot even imagine . . . but your story brought it so well. What an adventure! Priceless!
well, good to know you haven't run out of husbands to write about...
Excellent! You sure have some great tales, Lea.
What a story! You were right about the cherries.
Peeing in fields and paper towel diapers, lost husbands, overly-stoic captains and menacing strangers... what a story. It made me feel exactly as you described, "I felt as lost as a five-year old at a fair, looking for her mommy." Yet you managed to make the whole adventure delightful, for your children and for us. Bravo. I'd still be steaming.
Oh what a predicament! I'm glad you were able to reunite and did not have to resort to making your sons play patty cake for food and diapers (because, frankly, I don't think they would've earned much that way!). Great story.
Great story! Man, I would have been so anxious, even without the two children to take care of. I can believe that day was one of the longer ones in your life.
Yeah, I know the bread slang, it's just that I did exactly as you described, my first thought was "Gee, the guy was that hungry?" I didn't get unstuck from that thought until you went on and cleared it up :D.
Owl, an adventure that today wouldn't have happened.

Brian, I had to go backwards to the first for this one.

Michael, I have hundreds. I'm going to compile them.

Drimh, ironically true. He was picking cherries. You can imagine how nervous he was, with his whole family floating into the distance.

Sally, this wasn't the only problem I ever had on a boat. I did learn to move quickly and get there ahead of time.

mypsyche, you are right. We would have starved if we had to depend on our busking talents.

silk, luckily my sons needed lots of attention, which kept me occupied.

seer, I hoped he wanted bread. It was just that the knife he was holding didn't look like a bread knife; it looked like a switchblade. He wanted "dough."
you made me see all art is making someone else see R
I for one thought you'd had yet ANOTHER unintended adventure, this time on your honeymoon. Wonderful story, nonetheless.
Thanks, Jonathon. I guess you felt my pain.

Nikki, I guess there will be more husband stories to come. This one was #1.
I am so smiling. What a lovely memory to have and you told it perfectly.
Young Lea spaced out, now didn't she? No diapers, yikes! This was a great snapshot of life, Lea.
Cindy, it was magnificent. I was privileged to experience it , I know.

ll2, thanks and happy blogiversary.

Spud, young Lea was an innocent. Kind of clueless. She did the best she could, considering everything was in the van.
Lea, what a great story. & What a life - jealous!
What a great story! Spunky you!
Trilogy and steph, thanks. I've been called worse than "spunky."
hanks you for share your what one sees and hears ,. That's a great story and well written. So glad you are here to tell it,i will share thing with you ,recently i red some fashion news ,it is about replica handbags,it tell us how to spend little money but get an beautiful and high quality handbags ,if you interested in it and if you have some best way and we can exchange idea.how about you ?
Lea,
Since you redirected me here. . . I've enjoyed the diversion. Good thing the ferry didn't have a more leisurely schedule... at least it held you to a long day trip.