Lea Lane

Lea Lane
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“I’ve discovered the secret of life,” Kay Thompson, the eccentric entertainer and “Eloise” author, once said. “A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a lot of tra-la-la!” And that's been my life: As a travel writer for over 30 years, I've been around the block (more like around the world), and I write true stories about interesting people and places. I've lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. Been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, written for the Times, and authored books. OS is my home, but I also blog on The Huffington Post, and I've contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. Married young, divorced late; married late, widowed early, I dated lots in-between -- and survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I'm now happily married again. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lifestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship, late love. And this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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APRIL 12, 2011 8:15AM

The Man Who Demanded "Bread"

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One summer many years ago, when I was traveling with my husband and two small sons through Scandinavia, we overnighted in a campground outside of Stockholm.

Our Volkswagen camper’s top was popped up and my two little boys were still snoring lightly in early-morning sleep. Hubby was already puttering behind the boxy van, and I was outside getting things ready for breakfast. I was literally a happy camper.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a thin man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap came into my vision. He stood there, and said quietly, "Give me your bread." 

At first I thought, “I wonder if he wants white or rye”? We just had bought some hot dog buns. But then I realized, as my stomach dropped to my toes, that the man didn’t mean bread. He meant money.

He was mugging me in friendly, crime-free Stockholm.

It was absurd in a way, like the scene in Woody Allen’s first movie, Take the Money and Run, which had come out a few years before, when Allen handed the bank teller a botched note that read "I have a gub. “ And the tellers couldn’t read the note and got into a heated argument on what "gub" meant, with the robber trying to assure them it was gun, not gum. This man suddenly in front of me didn't have either a gun or a gub. He had a knife.

I was young, knew nothing about handling a situation like this in a place like this, all leafy and supposedly peaceful, and I just stood there, confused.

And again the man said, this time more loudly and with a darker sound, “Give me your bread.”

I figured he must have watched too many American movies., using the slang “bread,” like “dough” in an earlier era. I was still hoping that maybe, just maybe it was a joke.

But the knife in his hands wasn’t.

I stood there hapless, not knowing that my husband would come around in a few seconds, all six feet five of him, and that the guy with the knife would scurry like a rat into the woods, with no "bread" in his hand.

And I certainly had no idea as my husband held my shaking body, that I would 20 years later be mugged in Barcelona and dragged along the street while another man, the man I was living with, wrestled the mugger to the ground, and then held my shaking body.

Or that I would be a victim of a smash and grab robbery a couple of years after that, with a lead pipe shattering my windshield in my car when I stopped at a light, alone in Miami. And nobody was in my life to hold me then, and I drove with broken glass all around me until I reached a friend's house in tears.

I couldn't know those things, or the ups and downs of my life to come. But I sure did know right then and there in that camping area in Sweden that life wasn’t as benign as I thought it had been a few minutes before. And that life, like bread, was not always what you thought it would be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How odd and scary. Maybe the bread was just bread. I'm so glad you had a protector on this day and many others. It makes a person tough to go through what you have. Yikes. Thank you so much for writing this and reminding me that it is that kind of world sometimes. Desperate people do desperate things.
No the bread was money. That was the term then. But I was so surprised and innocent I couldn't believe that sort of thing could happen. Wow, did I change!
Lea, My husband and I were approached by a couple of street beggars in Finland, but nothing like your experience. This must have been quite an experience. And so slice by slice, we lose our innocence.
Did you give him the money?

♥R
We didn't have to give him the money, Fusan. My husband came around in time.
Kind of developes your street smarts in a hurry don't it?

I've been lucky but I know women who were mugged for their handbag - snatch and run sort of thing.

Nice read/ R
I was mugged once and beaten. I understand the fear you talk about only he did not ask for bread. Oh Lea.. this made me shake.
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Scary stuff, and terrific telling! I can't imagine how I would react if I was directly threatened with a weapon. I always think of you as the model of composure. Your fear was palpable here.

I once had a minor incident in India. I was never in danger, though compromised to some extent, but I was glad the hubby was handy all the same. I can't seem to find a way to write about it...someday.
Yes, toritto, Linda and BB, many of us have had mugging incidents. This one never amounted to more than a scare, but reverberated in other ways. I guess the more you get out of your comfort zone, the more vulnerable you become. But you gotta get out anyway!
Yes, toritto, Linda and BB, many of us have had mugging incidents. This one never amounted to more than a scare, but reverberated in other ways. I guess the more you get out of your comfort zone, the more vulnerable you become. But you gotta get out anyway!
Yes, that life has thrown several of these situations your way...but you survived and are stronger because of them. Some women haven't been as lucky. rated.
You're so right Deborah, luck has lots to do with these things. Had my husband not come into the picture, who knows how this would have turned out.
Yikes. I had two assaults in Spain. One, getting hit in the face by a gypsy on the church plaza in Zaragoza, and getting followed by some creeps from the subway with my friends late one night. Oddly, I lived in a enough crummy part of Madrid, and was always on alert then, and never had a problem. The gypsy hit me in full daylight, after refusing to by church cards from him, and the creepers followed us to the very nice home my friend (an au pair) was living in, in a posh neighborhood. No one hurt, too much, but it was unnerving. I wasn't alone either time though.
My mother always carried a separate wallet type thing in a pocket..usually not a purse. It always had $20 in it, so any would be robber would take it and run, not beat her because it was empty. I don't think she ever had to turn it over, but she did keep me aware of my surroundings. Scary!
OB, it's a real heads up how many of us have had incidents.

And Satori 1, that's a woman who plans ahead. Unfortunately my entire purse was stolen in Barcelona, and the smash and grabber, grabbed my purse, so there wasn't a chance to do much about either of those.
But I would advise not to carry much of value, and probably not carry a purse at all when traveling, whenever possible. One of those neck pouches is safest.
Scary stuff, Lea. We never know what life has in store, do we?
I can't imagine that a tense story about "bread" on "Foodie Tuesday" is a coincidence. Not with you as the writer...

So, nice touch with that.

But back to the subject - how frightening, especially with your little boys so close by. I'm so glad your big ol' hubby was not only a big ol' hubby, but that he was gentle enough to know to hold you through your fear.

I'm so sorry that you had so many scary experiences with the darker side of life.
i remember volkswagen vans like that, lea, though i never camped in one. you can get a zillion kids and towels to the beach in one, though. this is a well-done reflection on the curves life can throw you, how things can be very different than they seem. hope you're home from the looong trip. xo
T, that's the life lesson I took from this little incident.

Outside Myself, yes, I did put this in a as a Tuesday food thing but I doubted many people would notice. I have that sly way about me, I guess. (Good to see you, btw. Hope all is going well!)
People on vacation are usually feeling upbeat and outgoing, friendly and welcoming. When reality sets in it is all the more disturbing. What a life you've been having, Lea--much to be envied and much to give one pause.
You are only as safe as you think you are. In your house, in the street or in your car, anything can happen at anytime. Being vigilant helps, but luck plays a major part in our lives!
I was pickpocketed on the bus to the Vatican on the last day of our trip. The Italians at our hotel were quick to blame the gypsies! Luckily my husband still had his cards or we wouldn't have had dinner that night. Upsetting ending to an otherwise glorious trip!
goosebumps all over from the power of your storytelling; the movement you unfold it with completely evokes the sensations your story talks of - starts off sweetly benign, and then suddenly hurls us rapidly through the series of violent experiences you went through, tied to major and unpredictable changes in your life. I really love the way you choreograph your words so they dance the movement of you story within me as I read it. It's a strength I've noticed in your style. But I really don't like that these shocking events happened to you at all. So glad you never got seriously hurt by those muggers, although I wish I could say the same for the men that saved you... rated with love.
There are indeed many tales to be told of things like this out there, and sometimes its seems that travelers are a mark. Then at other times, it is just the time and place and whether alone or not. We can't always control what happens, but we can always try to be careful. Good post!
I remember when money was called bread by certain hipsters. You've had more than your share of "incidents," Lea. I guess with as much traveling as you've done, it figures. I get furious when people steal from me. I even chased a purse-snatcher in Chicago until he ran into a narrow gangway between apartment buildings. All that got me was a lecture from the policeman!

Lezlie
Oh, Lea! Life is so strange. You are lucky to have avoided so many potential disasters. ~r
Candace, yes those pop-top campers were all the rage in the 7os. And my looong trip was shortened a bit, this time.

Sarah, scanner, sheila (the three s's) -- and Joan,
you never know, but once you venture forth you can try to make your luck, but you can't control everything.

Lezlie, I would not run after anyone who takes anything. Too dangerous. You might want to rethink that!

kittwarn, sorry you had to go through that too.

Maria, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your kind comment.
This is fantastic. I can't believe all your mugging stories...Lea, you do know you attract some kind of excitement everywhere you go! How unfortunate to have that experience surrounded in such innocent and pure beauty. And happy for your good husband who came to your rescue...every man's dream.
You tell these stories with such intensity we are there with you, feeling your fear and confusion... and the first two times, your relief in safe haven. You are so strong, you made your own safe haven getting away and to your friend.

Not for nothing are these stories metaphors of your life. I am so glad that now you have such a wonderful man to hold you... in what should only be GOOD times!
Wow, you've been the victim of violent crime a lot of times, way beyond what is statistically common. I used to live in Chicago and the corner store was robbed sixteen times one summer. But most of them were "soft robberies," meaning they didn't have any weapons, at least not any more dangerous than a rock. I think there's a big difference, in hard cold real terms, between people who plot out a robbery, arm themselves, and even try and make a living off it--and people who rob on the spur of the moment out of confusion, drunkenness, addiction. I'm not sure which are more dangerous, although I'd rather be mugged strong-arm than with a gun. Of course I'm a guy and I think in all honesty the psychology is very different in that situation because on some level a woman being robbed must think that it could tip over into rape at any moment. Hope your statistical surplus holds true--you are set for life.
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So very glad you ended up safe on all accounts. I hate it whon I think things are safe and get the reality check to put my street smarts back on. I always feel so defeated. Be safe. R
Woman, you do know how to travel! Fortunately for us, you also know how to write . . .
Lea, I so GET this post -- the very few times something bad has happened to me, I've always felt so betrayed (by humanity, by my own innocence, by my outright refusal to get "wise" and believe the worst of people).
You know, it's weird. I've spent much of my adult life traveling, and have spent over 2.5 years living in Central America. During which time I spent a lot of time in dangerous cities such as Managua and San Jose, walking on the streets and waiting at bus stops, usually by myself, sometimes even at night. But while I've been harassed there (verbally and physically), I have not yet been robbed.

Instead, the one and only time I've been robbed was while in an extremely safe, friendly, family-run bed and breakfast on the Oregon Coast! I've been there a dozen times before and since, and it is the kind of place where the owners remember you from year to year, there's a couple house cats, everyone shares meals together, and no one locks their doors. But this one time someone went in our room and stole the wallets out of our purses - but not our valuable cameras or other electronics. Very odd!!
I, too, never would have guessed the ups and downs looking at my life from campgrounds in beautiful places. (Mine was Yellowstone Park.) You have had so many profound experiences. I love listening to you. Thanks!
Nicely told harrowing stories.
Life is a dice roll. I have been astonished lately at how random things can be. Give us this day...
I like the way you balance the jarring horror of the event with the utter ordinariness of the situation - a family camping trip, of all things. Then the subsequent events, also completely unexpected. And your final line ties the whole thing up nice and tight.
It' shocking how incidents such as yours Lea can shake one from the sense of normalcy that customarily envelopes one. scanner mentioned luck and I think he's right. I've had it I guess, having never been held up or assaulted. One petty burglary and a couple of shakedowns by French border officials and the Mexico City police. Nicely written piece and a reminder just how suddenly one's life can be overturned.
My freindly ex just told me for at least the 10,oooth time to "be careful" here in LA. I reminded him I have lived, travelled, partied, and socialized safely now for 52 years without a single threatening incident. In fact, earlier this evening, a man was smilingly watching me walk from the car to the hotel, and, once back in my room, I briefly practiced my kneeing and kicking skills. Then I read this. Now I feel like I've heard an omen. I had no idea you'd been through this, much less 3 times. I will be extra vigilant. Haven't felt that way in a while - and then I read this. Thanks for the timely reminder.
I was robbed once and I know your terror. I was robbed and let go.. the next person wasn't so lucky.
It never gets easier, does it? I am sorry to hear of your experiences, but you knead this bread into pure gold.
Shattered illusions can't be mended like a broken windshield. Maturity comes with the understanding that reality is never as we perceive it to be, can never be for those of us in America who mostly live a privileged existence.

I'm afraid that is about to change, however, and then we will learn "American exceptionalism" is merely another of those lies we tell ourselves.
Wow! You sure have had your share of scariness. I'm glad you have come through them all okay but it must shake you more each time. Nicely told and written. Thanks for sharing your story.
Thanks all, for your support. Yes, life has bad guys lurking. Try not to attract them!
This is a really interesting story! For some reason, the rye/wheat question was the first thing I thought about to while I was reading this. I was mugged too, and at first I thought it was my friend who wanted my leftover pizza. Well done.
Tim, that's funny, in a way. Pizza, bread, whatever.
good story. did you give him the bread? R