Lea Lane

Lea Lane
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Florida, USA
Birthday
August 26
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freelance writer/editor
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“I’ve discovered the secret of life,” Kay Thompson, the eccentric entertainer and “Eloise” author, once said. “A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a lot of tra-la-la!” And that's been my life: As a travel writer for over 30 years, I've been around the block (more like around the world), and I write true stories about interesting people and places. I've lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. Been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, written for the Times, and authored books. OS is my home, but I also blog on The Huffington Post, and I've contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. Married young, divorced late; married late, widowed early, I dated lots in-between -- and survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I'm now happily married again. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lifestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship, late love. And this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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JULY 10, 2011 2:14PM

The Man Who Got Turned On Watching Me Write

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In my heavy dating period in the mid-1990s, I met a charming man who had a thing for words. He was a good writer but made his living as an attorney. His dad had been a news editor at a New York paper, and his visits to the newsroom there were resonant memories.

We were very attracted to each other, and after a while I realized that he would become most aroused while he was watching me writing.

So, as part of extended foreplay, when we would return from dinner or a show, or on a lazy Sunday afternoon, I would take out my computer and write something.

He would sit nearby, facing me and usually reading, and every so often he would look up and smile and I would keep writing and sometimes glance his way.

This was very hot. And very productive. I got lots of writing done –usually hack work like travel guidebook entries. Plus, it was exciting and stimulating, and often ended up satisfying.

This went on for months. And then I had no guidebook contracts. And I hit a writer’s block.

I tried faking it, and was pretty good at it, until one day he came around to read what I had written. And it was gibberish.

And things were never the same after that.

I tried, god knows I tried. But I became self-conscious, and he became less interested.

And three months after it began, it was over.

Sometimes when I’m writing a post, I think about what might have happened if OS were around then, and I could be posting all the time.

And he might be watching me right now ....

 

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I'd like to meet such a man just once. Excellent tale.
I'm waiting for the sequel, "The Man Who Got Turned On Reading My Gibberish."
I was never very good at faking anything.
ha! ah for the loves lost. Nice little vignette into the life of the most interesting woman in the world (really!). It also reminds me of this visual funny thing.

xo I won't wish you to be well and happy, I know you are already.
Some things do work out for the best Barry (and you're no slouch when it comes to interesting, my friend!).
This is stuff Dr Ruth should have talked about. Mine just stays quiet until I ask if I take pictures of his ear hair for my blog.
Now that was a turn off..:)
HUGGGGGGGGGG
With wading through all of the heavy, sometimes muddy, water around here lately, this was a nice cool trilling little waterfall of a read :).

Rated for a relaxing back float.
You all are funny, of course, and it's the comment that so often make the posts around here. Pix of ear hair, Linda? That is a new one!

And Seer, thanks. And thanks for remembering Marjorie.
Kinky.

I married the man who got turned on reading my thoughts on religion, philosophy and politics. But he was 8,000 miles away at the time, and could not see me type. He did, however, admire my typing skills in instant messenger conversations. I'm sure my lack of typos turned him on.
Laughing at Cranky's comment.
I'm already turned on imagining your gibberish. Can I guess? Oh, c'monnnnnn. Thanks. I'm guessing, "All work and no play make Jane a dull girl. All work and no play make Jane a dull girl...etc. etc." OK, sorry but this does stimulate the imagination, immensely.
that would never work for us. i talk to the screen while i'm working, and i can just hear it now: "that's really crappy. try again." [sigh]

great story, lea. if anyone else wrote it, i'd know it was fiction. but you? ... anything's possible. :)
An incredible story. Really, unforgettable. Easily the best writer story I've ever heard. Gian-Carlo Menotti would have turned this into an opera. And I would have run to be the first on line at the theater.
You'd need a cool shower on the hour . . .
HAHAHAHA!!!! Amazing.
A new one for me! Enjoyed the story.
Oooh.....so kinky!

Did you ever think of wearing "cute outfits"??

:-) / R
That's funny! My husband sneaks up on me when I'm writing and tries to distract me. I find it annoying, but maybe I should look at it a different way...
What a great post. Writing is a turn on for me. I love this scenario and the outcome. Can't fake it. Gibberish.
Good one, Lea! It never ceases to amaze me what turns some guys on. Ha ha!
Lea, I just had a great idea for a new income stream for you! Install a webcam in your study and you can have a live "Watch Lea Write!" website. Be sure to have a place for comments so the viewers can write about their lust with trembling fingers.
This was too funny but a little sad too. -R-
How come my guys want me to pay attention to them and NOT write?
It wouldn't have lasted. But, you're right maybe he is on OS...if you are, identify yourself, sir!
It would still be hot. Question: How do you fake writing? I think that might be something like faking nakedness!!!!
find him on facemugshot-book!
or pay to track him down.
you write like a fiery gypsy queen
schooled in the etiqutte of emily post
with a sly wink to your readers
now.

immedicay will make a fellow inflate.
The whole country got turned on when G.W.Bush spoke gibberish and Obama is finding that pretty sexy too. Gibberish is the language of politics, advertising, and a good deal of all culture. It's very difficult to discover anything else these days.
Lea, I laughed so hard when your lover caught you writing gibberish. I can hardly type now for cracking up. This was a highly enjoyable little ditty! Thanks.
Lea, honey, I didn't know it was gibberish until you told me. It was better than anything I had ever written, and when you told me it was just gibberish I...I...oh, the horror. Can we try again? I've been taking lessons, getting some stinging critiques. Ooo, they hurt good.
I should show this post to my husband.
Well, he might. Wouldn't that be...weird or awesome.
Chicken Maan, where have you been all these years?

And Mary, I fake writing like I fake ... reading.
oh you hot mama!
Okay, I surrender. No man ever got turned on watching Me write. Except at the other end of his computer...

Loved this!
That's....weird. My husbands complained about time at the computer (or typewriter - I go back a ways). O wait a minute, maybe that demanding that I leave the effing computer and get in here meant it was a turn-on. I thought it was resenting attention put elsewhere... I used to write gibberish just so I could stay put... And the habit evidently has stuck...
Ah, projection. How they need their Muse.
Like most women who've commented, I find men are usually jealous of the time I spend writing. Then again, I've never tried doing it wearing something sexy.
Like most women who've commented, I find men are usually jealous of the time I spend writing. Then again, I've never tried doing it wearing something sexy.
Lea, the whole premise is fabulous. I would love to have been in your shoes. (Well, before the writer's block...) ~r
now i need a cold shower.
Lea,
This must be the tra-la-la that you allude to in your bio. :)
LOL you never know when you get caught at something innocent.