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“I’ve discovered the secret of life,” Kay Thompson, the eccentric entertainer and “Eloise” author, once said. “A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a lot of tra-la-la!” And that's been my life: As a travel writer for over 30 years, I've been around the block (more like around the world), and I write true stories about interesting people and places. I've lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. Been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, written for the Times, and authored books. OS is my home, but I also blog on The Huffington Post, and I've contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. Married young, divorced late; married late, widowed early, I dated lots in-between -- and survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I'm now happily married again. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lifestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship, late love. And this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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OCTOBER 23, 2011 2:20PM

I Thought I'd Die a Virgin in a Nuclear War

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I recently saw two movies dealing with the end of the world -- Melancholia and Tree of Life. These artsy films sparked a remembrance of doomsday fears I once felt. Honestly, I often think of it when this time of year comes around.

What has come to be known as the Cuban Missile Crisis, the frightening days of October 14-28, 1962, was the closest we have ever come to all-out nuclear war. Day after day, as the United States and the Soviet Union moved toward inexorable conflict, there was a growing dread that there would be an annihilation.

Cuba is 90 miles from the Florida keys. In 1962, Fidel Castro had recently taken over that island, and the first wave of Cubans had arrived in South Florida. Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev was sending missiles to a base in Cuba, the United States had found this out by aerial photographs and there was a standoff: President Kennedy wanted the missiles removed under threat of nuclear war. Khrushchev wouldn't budge and authorized deployment if the missiles were removed. 

At first my friends didn't mention this dire situation, as if ignoring would make it go away. But as the days passed, almost in slow motion, it became the number one thing we thought about upon waking and the last thing we thought about before sleep.

I was studying at the University of Florida in Gainesville. I saw trucks carrying soldiers and missiles down the Florida highway toward Miami. Each day we feared more that the nuclear confrontation  that we had jumped under our desks for years to escape would actually happen. 

At that time I was president of my sorority, and the administration huddled all of the sorority and fraternity presidents in a small hot room and the university president gave us a page of instructions: what to do in the event of a nuclear event, and how to lead our groups to shelters.

And they warned us not tell anyone about the meeting, and not to panic. I walked back to the sorority house in the dark -- frightened, silent and pretty sure that I'd die a virgin.

The Cuban Missile Crisis passed. Kennedy and Khrushchev ranted in public but found a way out, and through careful words and round-the-clock negotiations agreed to a compromise. The Soviet bases were dismantled. Our warships retreated. Coolness prevailed in the midst of searing heat, and I lived to lose my virginity.

From that moment I became aware of how important it is to elect a president who has a steady hand over the nuclear button. Someone who understands the nuances of the world and the dangers that surround us at every turn, and someone who has the gravitas and sense to reason and use diplomacy before violence.

My hope is that we never face a doomsday except in movies, but please remember that it already almost happened for real, when you vote in 2012.

 

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Halloween wasn't as scary as this October standoff .
Lea, did you ever see the movie "Matinee" with John Goodman? It's set in Florida in the Cuban missile crisis. You may want to check it out.

In 1984, when Reagan was reelected, I was convinced we'd all perish in a nuclear war. I was also convinced that the Republicans (and the country) couldn't possibly have elected a more ridiculous candidate (and for the second time!). I was wrong on both counts--fortunately in the first instance, unfortunately in the second.
As one who did her thesis on the Cuban Missile Crisis, I was enthralled with your own crisis story.

Thank God we had days beyond the 13 days of the crisis. And that there was no nuclear war. And that you did not die. Will not comment on the rest.

Excellent posting, as always.
The title. Ha! You too?! Good to bring this back. We have to think!
If I'd known then what I know now I'd have been even more scared!
The only thing I remember from Canadian History was the fear of a cold war. The Prime Minister , Diefenbaker created the Diefenbunker where all the heads of Parliament could go live in this underground bunker with all the money from the Bank of Canada. This summer I toured it and took pictures and realized that the government did not care about the population. They were safe and that was that. We never learned much about this as we were and still are friends with Cuba and people still travel there.. How odd they did not stand up aside the US Government. Guess we will never know why but I do agree this was a scary time.

HUGGGG
Linda, those of us who were young then kept those couple of weeks in the back of our minds. I always consider the temperament of the person who is running for president. Right now I feel safe in that regard. In 2012, who knows what will happen.
I feel No Drama Obama has a steady hand. Im so glad you didn't die a virgin. So many interesting priorities when we are young. Great post!
We're (roughly) of an age, Lea, and I too vividly recall the time. It was more than a tad unnerving, although on sober analysis a few years later, I could never see the moral difference between Soviet missiles in Cuba and US missiles in Germany. But I'm sure others will disagree and anyway, I digress.

What I discovered about three years later unnerved me a whole lot more. It was then I found out what the military had planned in the event of a nuclear attack. I was a mere reservist corporal, but even we, the ugly illegitimate children of the Department of National Defence, would be called up. Not, however, to rescue anyone. We weren't coming for you, folks: You were on your own. Anything anyone said otherwise was a lie.
Oh yes I remember it well. I was 20 and it was a really good line to use to get your honey into bed.

"But there probably won't be a future! We need to do it NOw!!"

Men are pigs.

:-) / R
I was ready to go to bed with my boyfriend, but the crisis passed. Oh well.
i was in high school way over here on the west edge of the US, and we were all as terrified as ditzy HS kids can be, what with the duck-and-cover drills and all, though it must have been far scarier in florida with troops and transports and guns within view.

and, as you mention and frank confirms (the pig - and i'm saying that with a smile), every guy i knew was trying to get some girl's pants off with that line. it made me think, i'll admit that much.

great piece, lea. and this -- "Each day we feared more that the nuclear confrontation that we had jumped under our desks for years to escape would actually happen" is a terrific sentence.
Bravo! An important message executed by a real pro. Attributes like "a steady hand" are all too often lost in the river of manufactured images of building fences or panic pedaling. One doesn't have to agree with everything a leader does---or even LIKE them.

But I got to hang on to both a steady hand and the lesson of history you presented so well.
Love your writing here. I was born in 1970, so I missed this, but I remember studying it in high-school and listening to my parents talk about it. Did the crisis involve a scene where Nikita Krushchev banged his shoe on a podium in emphasis? I'm afraid of terrorist nuclear attacks. No terrorist group has the long range capabilities though.
Was losing our virginity a worthy exchange for all that angst we endured, stuffing ourselves into gym lockers and kneeling under our kiddie desks? We should have at least all gotten to make out with David McCallum!
I am glad that the world lasted long enough for you to have a son. This was a cute post and thoughts a number of us shared then.
Excellent reminder, Lea. I was a couple years behind you but just as scared. Then, in 983, Cold War still hot, I saw the TV movie "The Day After" (described as "a graphic, disturbing film about the effects of a devastating nuclear holocaust on small-town residents of eastern Kansas"---to put it mildly!) Can we talk scary?
I don't have a great understanding of the whole missile crisis, but maybe that's why my parents were such control freaks when I was a child. Living through that while pregnant would have made an impression.

In later years, I read someone commenting on the whole 'under the desk' thing, and it is interesting to consider that they were teaching us that as a way to survive a nuclear attack. Glad the teachers never told us the unlikelihood of it being effective.
I guess it depended on how heavy the desks were. I guess we were hysterical an kind of nuts in the midst of a cold war.
I hope your readers hear what you're saying here Lea..

Rated for the chill of reality.
Oh Lea, this is one of the most unforgettqable moments of my childhood. I lived in NYC and my parents were in Miami that exact week. As a 12 year old, I was convinced I'd never see my parents again. Next year will be 50 years, wow. Let's hope....never again.
You would have died a virgin, and I'd have never made it out of the starting gate.

Wait, that sounded wrong. =o)

Perhaps it was good that you didn't know how dangerous it truly was, Lea. Everyone got scared enough knowing what they did know, and you had no control over the situation at the time. Thank goodness Kennedy and Kruschev recognized the importance of compromise.

Oh yes, I'm always mindful of who will have their finger on the button when I vote. That was just one of my many reasons to vote for Obama. And why I will NEVER vote for a far-Right wing Christian. Part of me is truly amazed we survived the Bush II years. He was reckless enough to start a war. I never felt I could be sure of what he'd "never do." I think being reality based is a baseline requirement for ANY president. Which wipes out all the current GOP contenders for me.

rated!
As someone trained in the fine art of "duck and cover" and who spent many a pointless exercise crouched under his school desk, I share your not so fond memory of that time. However, my concern about dying a virgin had much more to do with a bad case of acne rather than a nuclear holocaust.
@Susan Mihalic
I worked on the movie "Matinee" which was filmed at Universal Studios and other locations in central FL. Trust me, that low-low-low-budget stinker was a much better film than it had any right to be.
Were you starring in it, Tom???
This triggered a powerful memory. Grade school. Air raid sirens. We were all instructed to march single file into the hallway and sit cross-legged with our head in our lap. The threat of nuclear war was real. I never want to live through that again. I do think of that when I vote. Thanks for your post.
Nope, that was in my nail-drivin' period. Lots of stories I could tell about that experience, but the most fun was rigging the balcony so it could be collapsed. Talk about your big finale! Obviously, there were no retakes on that shot!
Apt warning Lea. That goes double if contemplating a vote for an Armageddon-believing candidate.
Lea, this struck so many chords with me and found so many parallels the brain reels. My fear started when I was 11 (1956) and Einstein's papers were published, warning us of the very real potential for and end of life on the planet. I, like some of your friends, attempted to avoid the subject. It didn't really work. I became soul sick for a while, and every time I heard the air raid siren being tested on Wednesday at noon I had to wonder "What are the odds?" By 1960 I was afraid I'd die in a nuclear war because I was *not* a virgin. By the time of the CMC I was in high school and my horror was giving way to anger at the adults around me who'd helped create this insane situation. That was when I became a writer. A short essay that later became the title of a Mose Allison song ("Ever Since the World Ended") was rejected by my high school's literary magazine, and helped stoke my anger. I still have that somewhere. I'll have to dig it up and see how it's aged. I know how I've aged. My anger gave way to a conviction that we're not going out that way. Perhaps I've finally mastered denial. I also don't believe we'll be hiring one of those button-happy idiots in the next election. Get the net? At any rate, I can still feel the same soul sickness you evoke here with your memoir of that terrible time. That makes this one extraordinary post. Rated.
Thanks, AJ. You touch me so with your honesty and eloquence.
My God, Lea, you've recalled for me "On The Beach" and I'm anticipating nightmares. Thanks. :)

r.
What a scary, scary time that must have been! Thanks for a great read, and a nice way to tie in the ending!
I was a child, and even though I lived in Canada, I remember being so very afraid. Your story brings back to me memories of the fear I felt.
Hi Lea, during those years, I used to have dreams about carrying my two little children to a shelter. I wasn't able to manage that. One child would always go missing or something. Unfortunately for me, real life has mimicked that dream.
I think that we are on the brink much of the time. And thankfully we don't know about how many mini doomsday scenarios play out ever day. Best we don't know. Keeps us sane.
We shall remember on election day. Good post.
Given the history of humans, it is pretty amazing that we didn't blow ourselves up . . . doomsday has never been fun . . .
Terrifying times, having to dive under desks and pretend, only pretend it would save us. Thirty 6th graders stuck in a crumbled building with a teacher nobody liked.We knew it wouldn't work.
So I bought a plastic machine gun and sat in the root cellar to practice survival. There were boxes of food, but it was the stuff my sister liked. She is younger and finicky my parents explained.
How was I suppose to survive in a dirt basement with a plastic gun and cold canned tomato soup?

A lot of skeptics were created in those times.
Doesn't all that ducking and dodging sound silly? Why didn't people question the efficacy of desk protection? Today it would be mocked on Gawker.
I suppose that "under the bedsheets" is better than most places to "duck and cover." Subsequent reading on the Crisis has made me glad that I was too young to have any memory of the events. Your story is a fine slice of the time.
It would have been really tragic to have died a virgin. As for the final point about the upcoming election, what's really frightening to me is the possibility that some of the candidates actually start to believe their own rhetoric.
If my memory serves me well, I was just in Junior High during this crisis. I remember our family all gathered around daily to say the rosary and pray for peace. We prepared for the worst and it was quite daunting to be a kid during these times. My littlest sibs had no idea what was potentially happening then. My virginity never crossed my mind or became an issue until much later for me. I loved this post, your memories and the message you impart.
What an awesome--as in chilling memory. Thanks for sharing this, Lea.
I remember reading Catch 22 during these terrifying days. Heller's sense of irony helped keep me from freaking out. A question for you, Lea, and I can take my answer off the air: which came closer, nuclear war or loss of your virginity? ;-B
Chicken Maan, let's just say if the crisis had lasted a day or two more I'd have jumped the shark, so to speak.
A much scarier Halloween story --especially how well you bring us there with you-- and too current for comfort these days. I remember many tween discussions on what to do before the world ended, "lose virginity" topping everyone's list. So either we're all sex-crazed or the urge to procreate in a crisis is primal (probably a bit of both).

Lewis Black does a great routine on the absurdity of protecting ourselves under flimsy pieces of wood ... from a nuclear fireball! "On the Beach" is the most chilling doomsday movie of all, I think. But none of us thinks enough about the potentially disastrous consequences of choosing the wrong leaders. Thank you for this subtly chilling reminder.
Fantastic post, Lea. It was before I was born and didn't realize what was happening in the streets of Florida... must have been terrifying.
I was in college then and was old enuf and informed enuf to know it was serious, but it wasn't until a few years ago when the White House transcripts of Kennedy's deliberations were released that I saw just how close we came to nuclear holocaust. These tapes should be required reading for everybody who can read at least at a sixth grade level: The Kennedy Tapes
That was a terrible time, and you were so close. Thank you for the reminder of how important this election will be, for a number of reasons.
Great piece. I'm still laughing over Frank's comment.
Hollywood and Halloween Suggestion: Re-Release Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove in honor of this anniversary and the Republican Primary.
The year 1962 was a major cause of the "Sexual Revolution".
Sometimes I think that humans are determined to wipe each other from existance. I'm so glad you didn't die a virgin.
this writing is typically reactionary distraction
I was sheltered from this. I remember hearing my parents talking about it and we had more under the desk practice drills. Even though no adult explained the fear was felt. I vote accordingly.
Lea: great post. I lived in FL and was a virgin. Scary thought now!

Here is something more scary and very funny. I have a friend in SF in is 62 and is still a virgin. Believe me, it is believable.

He said something which I believe may be original...once, over wine, he said the following:

"The sexual revolution (60's) has come and gone and I never fired my first shot."

Very funny!
And it was only about 15 years ago that India and Pakistan were on the brink of "nukular" war.
I was in kindergarten. I learned about it later.

They had 'civil defense' drills. We hid our faces against the hallway wall with our arms. Then we all went back to our desks. We were told it was in case we're attacked, as in war. I'd seen the images, I knew what an 'atom' bomb could do, sortof. Somehow it wasn't real enough for me to be scared.

I look at the war scenes we see on TV, and think that this piece of land I'm living on hasn't seen war for 160 years. We're all so comfy in our warm little apartments. What will happen when we arrive at the bombshelters and they're already overflowing? Will we be worrying about how to fit all of our stuff into the car, when we don't realize there'll be no fresh water? Will we be arguing over a fenderbender, and waiting for the police, when we really should be getting the f out of there?
I thought I'd die as a Used Mhold in a nuclear war, but that was then and this is now. I celebrate the New Virginity and the New Steady Hand On The Button.

Uh........
Those must have been really wierd and scary days. No wonder you have such caracter and more...
You and I must be about the same age. At the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis, I was a student at a college in Omaha, Nebraska. The word passed around in Omaha then was that we were probably target #1 for Russian nukes. That was because of the presence of Offut Air Force Base and the Strategic Air Command. In fact we were told that we would probably get THE premptive attack so that the Russians could more selectively fight the war after they no longer had American bombers to worry about.

My dorm was directly across the street from a Catholic Church. The line of people going to confession was out the door and down the block. And that was with about eight confessionals in use permitted by the number of Jesuit priests at the university. Some of the priests said later that there were people going who hadn't been to confession for 50 years.

Somehow, a lot of people were pretty much at peace with the coming nuclear war. They all figured that we'd go early and fast and not have to hang around wounded and watching a World War II-like fight on our doorstep.

It was an altogether unusual time. I'm glad that it's not been repeated.
Another excellent post Lea and I couldn't agree with you more. I think the threat of a nuclear war and the doomsday always looms on top of our heads, as the end of our life and of dying as well. Some things or events are not within our control but there are some that are within such as in our choosing for the right and best candidate to vote for, but still we can never tell what the result would be. So for me I just try to make the best of each and every day and live each day like it will be the last.