Lea Lane

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“I’ve discovered the secret of life,” Kay Thompson, the eccentric entertainer and “Eloise” author, once said. “A lot of hard work, a lot of sense of humor, a lot of joy and a lot of tra-la-la!” And that's been my life: As a travel writer for over 30 years, I've been around the block (more like around the world), and I write true stories about interesting people and places. (Check out my travel site, Travels With Lea.) I've lived an unconventional life in conventional trappings. Been a corporate VP, worked with foster kids, acted in an Indie ("Nurse 1"), was on Jeopardy!. I've been managing editor of a travel publication, written for the Times, and authored books. OS is my home, but I also blog on The Huffington Post, and I've contributed (mostly anonymously) to everything from encyclopedias to guidebooks. Married young, divorced late; married late, widowed early, I dated lots in-between -- and survived a scary illness. After being happily, peacefully solo for many years, I'm now happily married again. I founded and still edit www.sololady.com, a lifestyle Website for single women. I'm truly grateful for each precious day, each well-earned wrinkle, my family, my cat. Truth, laughter, friendship, late love. And this blog -- on this wonderful site!

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AUGUST 8, 2012 5:35AM

Judith Crist: Thanks for the Stardust Memories

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Judith Crist, who just died at 90, was an influential movie reviewer for many years. I remember her not just because of her intelligent and cogent take on films, but because of something really special to me: a connection to Woody Allen, and to his movie, Stardust Memories.

I was a young reporter assigned to cover a movie festival in Tarrytown New York, 40 minutes north of Manhattan. Judith Crist was film critic for New York magazine at the time, and coordinated and hosted the event at a sprawling former estate on the Hudson River. And --hooray -- the guest film director at the weekend was Woody Allen.

I excitedly arrived: pen, notebook and tape recorder at the ready, prep work and questions galore. It was hard for me to fathom that not only would I get to meet and interview Judith Crist, I'd be spending two days with Woody Allen.

Before we got to meet him, the weekend attendees decided to play a practical joke on Woody.  We discussed buying several hundred tiny orders of cole slaw like he had ordered for his band of rebels in Bananas. Instead we decided to wear the Groucho Marx glasses/eyebrows/nose that he had used to great comic effect in his first film, Take the Money and Run.

An eager volunteer had been dispatched to find dozens of them, and we passed them out at breakfast the next morning. When Woody first greeted us at the podium, we all bent down and donned the bushy paraphernalia, and he looked more frightened than amused at the sight. Who wouldn’t have been, seeing 50 faux Grouchos? Actually, he maintained the same look of fear, combined with a shy, courteous demeanor throughout the weekend.

At this early stage of his movie career Woody Allen had made a few comedies, and they were hilarious. The one he would be previewing that weekend was Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask.

The film was a series of vignettes linked to a sexual theme, and our surreal discussion dealt with the problem of costuming actors who played sperm, and the difficulty of finding a sheep pretty enough to wear a nightgown.

He showed a segment he never eventually used, of his (then) wife, Louise Lasser, as a black-widow spider catching a fly (Woody) in her web just before eating him for dinner. The attendees agreed it would be better to leave that segment out (and he did). 

I spent most of the time that weekend taking notes and sticking as close to Woody Allen as I could. He noticed me after a while, and seemed relieved when I told him I was writing for a magazine and wasn’t just a groupie. I even made him chuckle a few times as I walked beside him.

Whenever I spied him walking alone I would run up and ask as many questions as I could before others would crowd him. He told me he most admired the moody Swedish director Ingmar Bergman and wanted to do serious films, which at the time seemed odd to me. He said he didn’t like most cities, except for New York and Paris.

As the weekend progressed he became wary and wanted to be left alone – but not if I could help it. I was a pest, I guess, but after all, I was a young reporter and couldn’t stop querying him whenever possible. At least that was my excuse.

***

I wrote about the weekend, and the experience faded into a pleasant memory. That is, until I saw his movie, Stardust Memories, now often remembered for Sharon Stone’s movie debut in a tiny role with no dialogue.  

The dark comedy was about a put-upon film director at a movie weekend near New York City, and Woody played the lead. The theme questioned how much a filmmaker owed his demanding fans, who wanted him to keep making comedies rather than explore his darker side.

Hmm.

And look, in a minor role was the host of our movie weekend, Judith Crist. More hmm.

And oh my, there was another character in that movie, a young woman in her twenties who hounds the Allen character with questions throughout the weekend!  And even when he opens the door to his room, there she is, asking questions in his bed! 

Now I’m not saying for sure that I was an inspiration for that young woman, and I certainly didn’t wind up in his bed.

But I can’t help thinking that when I was following him around asking endless questions and taking notes, that he was taking mental notes too. And he didn’t have to exaggerate much to see we were a bunch of goofy, overbearing fans, offering all the absurdity a director could ever want.

So thank you Judith Crist. I have memories of the enjoyment and enlightenment of reading your reviews. And even more, because of you I have Stardust Memories. 

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Another loss of a wise, creative person. Many thanks, many memories.
She was a gem. I miss her already as i miss Ms. kael. Excellent piece, Lea! r.
I remember this, Lea. Loved it then, too.
You always make me smile. ~r
You're too funny. I suspect that you weren't the only person pestering Woody. Judith Crist was cool. I am grateful to those women with integrity, opinions, and highly public profiles when I was coming out of the chute.
Nice memory. What fun you must have had.
Thanks for yet another reminiscence from your fascinating, exciting life and for this tribute to one who taught many of us about the movies.
What fun. I used to tell my girls that you never really know the full impact of your words and deeds, good and bad. I think I forgot to tell them that sometimes you end up in a movie.
I grew up thinking of her as the ultimate critic - almost scary. Then I learned to analyze her writing, and sometimes my efforts to do so come through.
So many emotions: awe, jealousy, and of course, sadness about Judith Crist's passing. May she rest in peace.
OH EMM GEE!

First off, I have never forgiven you know who for you know what. And I do not watch his movies now if I can help it. EXCEPT one film: Stardust Memories. Not only is it my fave WA movie, it may be one of my top ten of all time films. It is perfect. And now I know you're a character in it, I will have to watch again. I'm delighted!

What a great piece Lea. I nearly attended one of those fetes but just didn't get around to it, to my regret. I loved Pauleen Kael. IMO, she got filmmakers and film about as well as anyone I've ever read. She always gave me something provocative to chew on.
What a neat story! The entertainment world has experienced some big losses this week. Your connection to Woody's talkative companion character is certainly a fun thing to contemplate, and I suspect there is something to it.
I remember your original post - I hadn't known then that Ms. Crist was still alive. Wonderful, amusing story.

Since I was a big film buff back in the 1970s, I used to read all of Judith Crist's reviews. Living the next town over from Tarrytown, I knew all about her film retreats; I wanted to attend one but didn't have the cash. One year, however, she did one with the director Robert Altman, and since the closest theater was in my town, that is where they screened a rough cut of "The Long Goodbye," which I attended (and is now one of my favorites). As with the screening of "Everything You Always Wanted to Know," I remember scenes that were eventually cut. I regret that I never attended one of Ms. Crist's retreats, because she always seemed like an intelligent critic with a down-to-earth manner and no axe to grind.
I loved this. You have lived a life worthy of artistic reflection, you might do well to write a memoir. I think people would scoop it up and read it until it was finished, just savoring all the adventures and details and the opportunities that came your way. It could be, " A Girl's Adventure to a Women of Our Time."
What a great memory. ... I must agree with Jonathan, though, I really miss Pauline Kael, too.
Woody wanting to explore his dark side. Little did we know at the time just how prescience Manhattan was. In Everything You Wanted ..., Tony Randall's expression and delivery of "Goddamn it" -- still one of the funniest reaction shots I've seen.
Lea, I now fully believe that you have lifetimes of stories to write about. Here is another great one! Oh what a life you lead. Loved this story and your writing is as always, superb.
I actually love it when you have a better story than I, and this one is a doozy. You describe his public "deer in the headlights" persona perfectly. You may not have been in his bed, but I'd bet it wasn't for His lack of trying...;). RIP Judith Crist, a unique talent and special lady. Just like Lea Lane.
Sounds wonderful.

Making comics laugh isn't always easy.
Wonderful post, Lea. I've always been a fan of Woody Allen. How fun that you got to pick his brain.
i remember when you first wrote about meeting woody and later finding a young woman who was modeled on you in one of his movies. didn't remember the judith crist part. there are *so* many connections in life, aren't there? i remember reading her movie reviews when i was just a teenager. it shocks me how long ago that was now. thanks for this, lea.
Stardust Memories – my FAVORITE Woody Allen movie! So I guess I have you to thank (a bit), eh?
Never thought about it that way, David.

And thanks all, for the nice comments!
[r] Lea, what a story teller and wow you have been around!!!! I love your story and what a hoot that you are represented in that movie maybe. Hah!!!! That is one of the few Allen films I have not seen. I loved Take the Money and Run and remember being so delighted years ago when it came out. When he tries to rob the bank and has bad hand writing and is getting no respect a/k/a fear from the tellers I couldn't stop laughing.

When the allegations of child molestation came out it was so very disturbing. Woody's relationship with Mia's adopted daughter was further disturbing! Though when I saw an interview of Mia after all had gone on and she expressed dismay he had not invited her to be in his latest movie after she had leveled charges at him I scratched my head a lot about her, too. How screwy was that?

I think the Groucho gag was a hoot and too bad Woody could not roll with it. Making people laugh so many years he couldn't let them tickle him. Sigh.

My only contact with Woody Allen was on Park Avenue one day walking along I saw him in his khakis with his khaki hat pulled down over his forehead and he was speaking to some guy, maybe a fan who had stopped him but he looked terribly terribly angry. I mean rageful as he spoke to the guy. Ours eyes met but I didn't nod or acknowledge I knew who he was but kept on walking. I had no idea if he had been traveling in my direction or the opposite way.

Pretty soon I was aware of a fellow pedestrian to my right coming up behind me. It turned out it was Woody and his arms were flailing and his left arm WHACKED ME HARD! I was stunned. He kept on moving down the sidewalk fast without apology. It was so hard and he had been so close it felt on purpose.

I wondered what on earth it meant. Was he punishing me for looking at him at all. For not acknowledging his celebrity status? Or I was just someone he needed to vent on. Or it was a total accident. But it was hard and startling!

Anyway, FWIW!

best, libby
Stardust Memories is one of my favorite Woody Allen movies! Now you'll always be connected with it for me.