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Leeandra Nolting

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MAY 7, 2009 5:31PM

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Burt Reynolds IS the Burger King!

I know that this is old news, but Burger King released a beef-scented body spray called "BK Flame."

(When I was in high school, I liked a guy who worked at a nationwide fast-food joint and therefore always smelled like hamburgers. I think, therefore, BK Flame is only an aphrodisiac if you're 1.) fifteen years old and have WAAAYYY too many hormones coursing through your veins or 2.) are nostalgic for clumsily making out in someone's mom's basement.)

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I just don't get the whole Burger King guy: he's a cross between a serial killer and a pedophile - why do they think he helps them sell burgers? OR what am I missing?

Deborah Young

May 07, 2009 06:52 PM

Icky and creepy. Yuck. I agree with Deborah.

Ann24

May 07, 2009 07:22 PM

ugh

Brian B

May 07, 2009 07:49 PM

I love the king for all the reasons you hate him. I love the thought that he is a total tool and doesn't know it. He is creepy and thinks he's hot and it is so counter-intuitive for advertising that it's kind of an f-you to typical advertising but... hot fumbling burger boys? hmmm can I have it my way?