There was a Scoutmaster named Royce
Who had a slight lisp to his voice.
They asked, "Are you gay?"
He said, "No! I'm OK--
I don't like men; I like boys."
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Leeandra Nolting
- Location
- New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
- Birthday
- July 08
- Title
- Assistant Guru (not to be confused with Assistant to the Guru)
- Bio
- Proud native Hoosier who’s settled permanently in New Orleans. Teach English. Live in an old whorehouse with three very talkative and sexually-confused birds and one very talkative bird that isn’t sexually confused at all but just wants what s/he wants, which is pretty much everything and everybody. They appear quite frequently in my writing. Former bedpan wrangler, radio announcer, preschool teacher, and freshman comp. instructor. Once accidentally picked out A Clockwork Orange for a make-out movie. Have a very rational appreciation for the works of Flannery O’Connor and the television show The X-Files and an irrational fear of Meg Ryan. All my friends are drunks.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Seven Things I'm Not Supposed
to Like But Do
December 20, 2011 11:12PM - Seven Things I'm Not Supposed
to Like But Do
December 20, 2011 11:12PM - Seven Things I'm Supposed to
Like But Don't
December 18, 2011 09:32PM - Ordinary Germans
November 27, 2011 10:19PM - The Decline and Fall of the
American Empire: Cage Match
Time
September 20, 2011 04:24PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I never claimed that
mothers do not work, nor that
Ann Romney
did not work
while…”
April 12, 2012 07:59PM - “I don't hate Lost in
Translation. I'm just sort of
ehh about
it. Admitting this
i…”
December 21, 2011 02:15PM - “Which two?”
December 18, 2011 10:25PM - “Buy gravel, not kitty
litter.
And a folding
shovel.
Rated.”
December 05, 2011 01:50PM - “Thanks,
everybody.
As to not
being listened to when I
complained about her
in
th…”
November 29, 2011 10:22PM
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