Which translates to: "I threw out three of the five opened jars of spaghetti sauce, because that's what you pointed out to me."
Note the THREE opened cans of vegetables, two jars of Ragu with half an inch of sauce in each, the pitcher with half an inch of Kool-Aid in it, the container of petrified strawberry stems (just the stems!), the general nastiness living on the bottom shelf...oh...and that pitcher full of white and grayish-green sludge? That used to be milk.
It'll go real well with the box of Raisin Bran that expired LAST NOVEMBER (and why the hell did he put the cereal in the fridge in the first place?)
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He also liked to put ice cream in the refrigerator.
Need cooking lessons? Come over for dinner.
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(Actually, I cook just fine, and asked the boyfriend to clean out the fridge so I could put groceries away. This was the result.)
the question is, has he sniffed the milk sludge lately then put it back in there bc well.. just bc?
Supposedly, the kitchen is "his" territory when it comes to cleaning. Which is why the dishes are NEVER FUCKING DONE and the fridge is in the current state.
When I moved in with Hubby, I found a half gallon of milk that had turned solid, it was six months old. EEEEEEEEEEEEK! It shocked the hell out of me, Sess is such a clean freak.
Give the man a hot kiss and promise more if he finishes the fridge! It WILL work! ;)
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other than that looks just like mine. we just skip the cereal..
what's the bottle in the door?
Trig--The bottle is my special medicine, so that I do not have to kill the boy. It's mine. All mine.
I've been procratinating the fridge for weeks, but now it stand before me and says: "Clean me now."
But I know that if it doesn't get done before my charming tiny miniature doll-like wife gets hone it's my death knell, for sure.
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is it warm tonight in nola?
yes...yes it is :)
one day my bestie and i took it apon ourselves to clean the house, i had my own crock pots we would get a better newer one for our wedding im sure so i pitched the other one. it had 6 + months of something living in it.. in my mind the toxins and penicillian living in there *that im allergic to mind you* was more trouble than i could bring myself to bother with by cleaning. he could live with out a 20 year old crock with a half a years worth of shit in it.
hmmm, i was wrong and he threw a tempter tantrum. i should have learned from the first few ones, but damn it if you cooked and left it there for more than over night its your job to clean it
Somehow, the general state of the fridge doesn't gross him out, but my saliva in the wine does. I don't get it either, but it works.
But really, I'm surprised you were able to keep cereal around that long. It's the WORLD'S EASIEST FOOD, you can eat and drink at the same time, and it's good for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Cereal doesn't last long in my house.
But really, instant milk? And 1/2 opened cans of vegetables? I think a better blog is just going thru each piece in your refrigerator and giving us a history of each. And then move onto the freezer. THAT will be interesting! You already started with the backwash in the wine. Next?
Me, I'm not so big on any cereal that doesn't contain red dye #40 as a key ingredient.
Deborah--The canned vegetables are part of some weird diet kick the boy is on. If it doesn't have canned vegetables and spaghetti sauce in it, he turns up his nose at it. I've given up trying to figure it out and just let him cook for his own damn self.
The instant milk I bought for some recipe that called for it dry, then one day we were out of real milk, so I made up a packet and the boy liked it and kept drinking it.
The wine is mine.
Does that make me a bad person? Or just a bad fridge owner.
SHIT! I forgot to wrap up the tin of SPAM! Thanks for reminding me!
Very original!