No, Lee, tell us what you REALLY think...

JULY 30, 2009 6:53PM

Leeandra Walks Into a Bar...

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In which I meet Don Draper for drinks. 

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"You, SIR, are NO gentleman!"
{whacks Don with newspaper}
{stomps off}
Leeandra, you're just asking for it. Hope it all works out.
"Is that your hand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
"Oh Don. Stop playing pocket pool with a lady in your midst."

Sorry...vodka talking.
latethink--Is that supposed to be Don speaking or you?
L "Don Draper you are looking quite dapper."

Don "Ah Leeandra, so good to finally make your acquaintance in person. Without a doubt you are the loveliest lady here this evening."

L "That is so sweet Don Draper" (looks around) "but since I am the ONLY lady here......."
"So, how's the new job at McMann and Tate?"
White gloves and newspaper....careful, papers used to smudge during that era.
watch out for the smooth talkers...
Leeandra: " Don, can we be honest?"
Don: "I could be an ugly way to start a relationship. But yes, tell me your secrets."
Leeandra: "I want you to whisk me up and take me home right now."
Don: "And then"
Leeandra: "I would hope you would fulfill one or two of my fantasies"
Don:"Which are?"
Leeandra: "I want you to do my dishes, vacuum the living room and then go down on me for an entire Jeopardy show. I want you to treat me like a woman."
Don: "No problem," he said without hesitation while taking off his coat and flinging it to the floor. "Let's start right now. Pick up my coat." He smiled.
Leeandra melted. She had a clean house and a satisfied feeling. Don had made it all come true. Final jeopardy will always have a special secret meaning.
OK, Dr. Spudman...how did you know my secret fantasy is to be a contestant on "Jeopardy!"?

And the dishes get done too?!?!?!?

(Now if Don would only clean out the damn birdcage...)
"Uhh...could you tell me where to find the little boy's room?"
Would you like THAT straight up?
@spotted mind...why would she want him to be a gentleman? trust me - its over rated.
Smiling as they toast each other, Leeandra speaks: "It's a deal then. Five hundred bucks ... your room ... 15 minutes ... I'll bring the papers." Then as she walks away, she pauses: "One last question: Which one pays?"