Leeandra: " Don, can we be honest?" Don: "I could be an ugly way to start a relationship. But yes, tell me your secrets." Leeandra: "I want you to whisk me up and take me home right now." Don: "And then" Leeandra: "I would hope you would fulfill one or two of my fantasies" Don:"Which are?" Leeandra: "I want you to do my dishes, vacuum the living room and then go down on me for an entire Jeopardy show. I want you to treat me like a woman." Don: "No problem," he said without hesitation while taking off his coat and flinging it to the floor. "Let's start right now. Pick up my coat." He smiled. Leeandra melted. She had a clean house and a satisfied feeling. Don had made it all come true. Final jeopardy will always have a special secret meaning.
Smiling as they toast each other, Leeandra speaks: "It's a deal then. Five hundred bucks ... your room ... 15 minutes ... I'll bring the papers." Then as she walks away, she pauses: "One last question: Which one pays?"
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{whacks Don with newspaper}
{stomps off}
Sorry...vodka talking.
Don "Ah Leeandra, so good to finally make your acquaintance in person. Without a doubt you are the loveliest lady here this evening."
L "That is so sweet Don Draper" (looks around) "but since I am the ONLY lady here......."
Don: "I could be an ugly way to start a relationship. But yes, tell me your secrets."
Leeandra: "I want you to whisk me up and take me home right now."
Don: "And then"
Leeandra: "I would hope you would fulfill one or two of my fantasies"
Don:"Which are?"
Leeandra: "I want you to do my dishes, vacuum the living room and then go down on me for an entire Jeopardy show. I want you to treat me like a woman."
Don: "No problem," he said without hesitation while taking off his coat and flinging it to the floor. "Let's start right now. Pick up my coat." He smiled.
Leeandra melted. She had a clean house and a satisfied feeling. Don had made it all come true. Final jeopardy will always have a special secret meaning.
And the dishes get done too?!?!?!?
(Now if Don would only clean out the damn birdcage...)