BIRD PORN! for Mrs. Michaels and with gratuitous nudity

No, Lee, tell us what you REALLY think...

Leeandra Nolting

Location: New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Birthday: July 08

Title: Assistant Guru (not to be confused with Assistant to the Guru)

Bio: Birds nearly always get along with me. People not so much. Oh well.

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AUGUST 28, 2009 8:52AM

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Here Jerry the cockatiel has his way with the knot on the top of the cage. I tried to film Elvis getting her tailfeathers ruffled by the oscillating fan, but she doesn't want to make a sex tape. She stops doing that as soon as she sees or hears the camera. She has a brain the size of a peanut, she talks back to the microwave, she eats her own crap...and she still has more dignity and sense than Paris Hilton.

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schnorrrtle at your Paris Hilton comment....

Brian B

August 28, 2009 08:59 AM

ha! Paris may have a brain the size of a peanut—maybe she needs to start a regimen of coprophagy to get some respect.

bbd

August 28, 2009 09:06 AM

Bird Porn ... I all at once hate this, but love it! Plus the video filter just elicits Paris.

Rob Crotty

August 28, 2009 09:48 AM

Some people are offered photos of flowers or birthday cards. . . I get bird porn. . .

Mrs. Michaels

August 28, 2009 11:10 AM

This is hysterical. Be appreciative, Ms. Michaels...it's not the ordinary gift, is it? I've NEVER rec'd such a unique gift.... ;-D

Fabflamingo

August 28, 2009 11:52 AM

Brian B--Thanks!

bbd--Two Parises, One Cup, maybe?

Rob--I need to add Paris Hilton to the tags.

Mrs. Michaels--Happy Birthday!

FabFlamingo--Bird Porn. The gift that keeps on giving.