No, Lee, tell us what you REALLY think...

SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 11:17PM

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Low-Brow Cartoon!

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I actually came up with this character eight years ago, when my mother was in the hospital after an emergency hysterectomy.  She was peeing through what was called a "supra-pubic catheter" (basically a tube through a hole in her abdomen) which the nurses kept calling a "superpube." 

I've never been able to come up with a use for this little fella, however.  Perhaps he could be a mascot for healthcare reform?

 

 

superpube
And here is a vampire gerbil.  I think I came up with this one sophomore or junior year of high school.  Don't ask why.
evil gerbil 
And here's the rare and elusive Dirty Frakenshprak.  I have been drawing this obsessively since the fifth grade.  I really don't remember where I got the idea for a fanged snail.
dirty frakenshrprak 
My standard self-portrait.
self portrait 
 

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Yeah, I really have no idea what to do with this idea of a superhero pubic hair, but I can draw him in about 30 seconds.
Zerry's new avatar? He always wanted to be a superhero.
My favorite is the vampire gerbil. He looks eeeeevil. Get busy, do some more and post em!
Who couldn't love a Superpube? =o)

I've been drawing since I could find a crayon and a wall, but I have to admit, Vampire Gerbils and fanged snails are outside my repertoire.

Am I sensing a pattern, here?
Rated.
Nice snail. Dumb snail joke: A turtle is attacked by a gang of snails, who run off when the cops arrive. The cops asks the turtle "Can you describe what they looked like?" The turtle says "I don't know--it all happened so fast!"