OK, Dad, you were right. There ARE things between New Orleans and Morgan City besides the swamps and a bunch of Cajuns. There are also sugarcane fields, trailers, primer-colored vehicles, bingo parlors, abandoned drydocked boats, United Holy Metal Building Churches of God, porno emporiums, Confederate flags, and very narrow, very high, very rusted-out bridges built and last painted during the Great Depression.
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Love Dylan singing Dixie. That's on the "Masked and Anonymous" soundtrack which is brilliant. Thanks for taking us along on your trip Lee.
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I'll be singing that song all day now.
Nelly--The message of this public service anouncement: don't let someone talk you into going to Morgan City, unless it's during their annual Shrimp and Petroleum festival.
latethink--Oh, this is the South all right. I missed getting a number of the "Hell Houses" (haunted houses put on by churches about what hell is like if you don't repent) I saw along the way.
femme forte--I found the song because I had insomnia and was on iTunes trying to find the weirdest shit possible. Another fun find: there is a children's album out there containing the song "Sixty-Minute Man."
Sirenita--There were TONS of them.
Brian--aww....thanks...
Linda--I never got a chance to get out of the car. I was merely accompanying someone on an emergency errand. I didn't want to go but knew that I'd better. It's a long, long story.
There's a lot of rust and rot and swamps and metal churches and Cajuns down there, but damn I still love Louisiana. I still have my friends Louis and Cynthia and there 4 girls over in Bucktown Metairie and Kevin the contractor (localshelpinglocals.com) down off Airline Hwy, but other than that you're my New Orleans connection. Thanks for the tour. It was (as freaky would say) fab!
But a fun piece anyway.R
Jess--It's worth it for the annual Shrimp and Petroleum festival, complete with the crowing of Miss Shrimp and Petroleum. Otherwise, it's the armpit of Louisiana.
John--Dig about six inches and you'll hit water. Hence all the mud. I doubt Dylan wishes he were in Dixie either.
Deborah--He had to drop off an insurance check and have it signed for in person with witnesses.
Don't go to Morgan City, though...there's no there there.
Great song, singer and video.
Monte
Not exactly fun to be stuck in a car at the last minute for a four-hour trip through though.
Suz--Have you heard Dylan's Christmas album?
Lisa--The highest point in New Orleans is Monkey Hill. It's a 15-foot tall pile of dirt inside Audubon Zoo. It was built by the WPA "so the children of New Orleans would know what a hill looks like."
dicea--Thanks!