No, Lee, tell us what you REALLY think...

NOVEMBER 2, 2009 12:23PM

I'm attracting birds again.

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sandpiper 

This little guy walked in to the gallery and came up by the desk and just sat there for a few minutes looking at me till a customer almost stepped on his tail. Then he panicked, flew into the window, and knocked himself silly and into the trash can. I fished him out and he was breathing and blinking but his head was lolling around and I thought he'd probably killed himself. Turns out he was just woozy because he took off and flew out the door good as new before I could get a better picture with my camera phone.

He's about the size and shape of a Cornish game hen, with a long thin bill and long skinny legs.  I think he's some sort of sandpiper, but he was darker and more reddish-brown than both I thought sandpipers were and the pictures of them I found on the internet.

Any birdwatchers able to identify him by his belly?

UPDATE:  My ornithologist buddy has identified him as an American Woodcock.  Here's a picture of what the top part of him looks like:

american_woodcock
 

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There is something supernatural about your draw to birds. I think if you can figure it out, you'll make millions.
I'm no ornithologist, but that looks like the ass end of a guinea pig.

Again, I repeat, I'm no pro.
Deborah--It is freaky..

Cat--You're right. Oddly, very few sandpipers have reddish-brown bellies with no white spots or barring, which should make identification easier. The closest I'm coming is a Short-Billed Dowitcher, but the time of year, location, and plumage don't all add up. I'm waiting for my ornithologist friend to weigh in.
Yeah, that's a gerbil butt.
Yes. He's a female first off. As for species, I would guess a duckbilled, brown blind falcon eagle hen.
Just a guess mind you.
No, no. I think Shaggy and I are onto something. We only have it on Leeandra's say-so that this thing flew.

If she'd, perhaps, thrown a guinea pig (gerbil for Shag) across the room, I can understand her confusion.

So. One vote guinea pig, one vote gerbil, and one vote duckbilled-brown-blind-falcon-eagle-hen, from the Man Who Thinks He Knows Too Much.
Cute little fella. And now I'm hungry!
Perhaps you are meant for bird rescue, among your other life duties? I hope so. Funny to read this: I was just researching the difference between crows, black birds and ravens. Amazing video online that showcases just how smart these birds are. They talk to you!
Beth--Crows, blackbirds, ravens, starlings, and the various members of the parrot family all have pretty sophisticated social interactions and language capabilities. I have two parakeets and two cockatiels. One of the cockatiels had been taught a handful of phrases by his previous owners. The other three were bought from the pet store. I did not set out to try to teach any of them to speak, but all of the birds learned words from each other and picked up phrases from humans and the television set.

Imagine my surprise when one day I heard them saying "Fuck you!" and "Go fuck yourself!" to each other while in a heated argument over the food dish. Not only did they pick up human words, but they were using those words in the correct emotional context and to communicate with each other.
It looks like a very miniature pony butt to me, but I'm pleased it's been identified and hope it stays away from windows in the future.
I think I told you we have a bird around here that perches on our wire and says "hi sweetie! hi sweetie!"

Comforts me - I like to think he knows just what he's saying and that he is saying it to me!
The bird woman of Nola.. Wow, wtf is an american woodcock doing in the Quarter? They live in the WOODS. I guess just to visit Leeandra. Wow...
The Cat says it's wrong to throw perfectly good food away, regardless of whether it's a hairy gerbil or a feathered gerbil (she prefers feathered gerbils).

And now, because I just finished reading it, I have to ask whether you've read Irene Pepperberg's Alex and Me.
Oh. Well, that doesn't look like the ass end of a guinea pig anymore.

Shag? We're outa here.
ewwww, what about bird flu? or is it bird flew?

Cool story anyway.
Linda--I'm glad he seemed OK.

Deborah--Maybe he does know what he's saying...

Trig--I don't know what he was doing in the Quarter either.

Mrs. Michaels--I have not read that yet, but I've been meaning to.

skeltnwm--I washed my hands.
I have heard of the Birdman of Alcatraz. I think you are now officially the Birdwoman of the Big Easy. Don't know how you do it, but they are surely attracted to you.

Monte
They like you! They really, really like you!
Monte and Owl--Birds like me. I don't know why.
nothin wrong with Tippi.... or her daughter Melanie griffith (oh, yeah, except Mel's trifling drug issues)