No, Lee, tell us what you REALLY think...

NOVEMBER 6, 2009 8:44PM

I went to high school with these people.

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This is why I say I became a success the moment I left town.

(The people in question are in the first segment:  Sascha Collins, Ericka Spoonire, and Dano--he went by Danny back in the day--Keihn.  I rode bus route #12 with the Keihns in grade school, and the little shit used to snap my bra strap.)

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No Waay!!!! Thank goodness you escaped!!
Nelly Trent
November 06, 2009 10:28 PM
Nelly--It makes me both proud and ashamed to say that this story was actually considerably cleaned up for The Jerry Springer Show.

The girls in question are not only cousins to each other, they are also more distantly related to the babydaddy, and one of the girls was with the babydaddy's brother/half-brother/cousin (I was never quite sure with that family) when we were all in high school together.
Leeandra Nolting
November 06, 2009 10:32 PM
I had a friend who worked for the Jerry Springer Show in the 90's before she went on to other things. I asked her if these folks were for real and why they allowed themselves to be degraded and used. She claimed that they lured potential guests with free airfare, hotel rooms and false teeth.
Nelly Trent
November 06, 2009 10:46 PM
that is awesome and horrible at the same time
we always joke at my house that the shit that goes on in our lives are fit for springer but damn we arent serious
Barbra anne
November 06, 2009 10:58 PM
Hometown word (thanks, Facebook!) is that all three live together, that the baby's paternity was an open secret in Greensburg long before the show, and they all wanted a free plane trip to Chicago. Which is really sad, because it's actually quicker just to drive to Chicago than to fly where we're at.

I played flute in the marching band with the girl in green. I have pictures somewhere.
Leeandra Nolting
November 06, 2009 11:13 PM
This is a success story.
O'Really?
November 07, 2009 07:27 AM
at least the lil shit had good taste in bra straps- though of course everybody knows the kee-rect method to get a girl's attention is to pull her hair.

some guys never grow up

*sigh*

congratulations on your escape.
Brian B
November 07, 2009 10:29 AM
A guy who was a year ahead of me in school just got busted as a serial rapist who tried to blow up a police officers house.

But I bet you are going to have fun at the next reunion.
ocularnervosa
November 07, 2009 04:47 PM