OS Meta Crazy Shitstormness, or the Squirrel's Underpants.

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Leeandra Nolting

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NOVEMBER 9, 2009 10:46PM

Rate: 20 Flag

Wow. That'll learn me.

I go out for a day and try my best to get a real world life, and when I come back all this shit's going down, and everybody's yelling at everybody, and everybody else is yelling at them to calm down and stop yelling, and thirteen OS meta posts later I still have no idea what's going on.

Except that Wife-a-saurus finally had little Pokey and they're all doing well.

So peace out, y'all. Life's too short for all this bullshit.

squirrel underpants

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Yep. Life is too short for that kind of mess . . .

Owl_Says_Who

November 09, 2009 10:47 PM

Rated for squirrels. And underpants.

Verbal Remedy AKA Denise

November 09, 2009 10:54 PM

exactly.

femme forte aka candace

November 09, 2009 11:01 PM

I think squirrel diapers are what's called for.

Mrs. Michaels

November 09, 2009 11:02 PM

i missed it too and i'm glad. i didn't join OS for the flame wars and fights.

lemonpulp

November 09, 2009 11:06 PM

amen ~R~

Chuck A. Stetson

November 09, 2009 11:09 PM

I learned my lesson. I'm not as sharp as I think I am in knowing what's going on. I blame the 'flu.

Freaky Troll

November 09, 2009 11:11 PM

Right on!

Ann24

November 09, 2009 11:21 PM

Get better soon, Freaky.

Kathy Riordan

November 09, 2009 11:21 PM

Thank you. I hope to have my satellite dish readjusted in my head over this weekend.

Freaky Troll

November 09, 2009 11:23 PM

Briefs are supposed to inhibit authority, er, fertility. I think it's too late for that.

Ablonde

November 09, 2009 11:23 PM

I still have no idea what the big stink is, who's involved in it, or what good might have come from the scuffle. But I gather from the multiple posts on the subject that something exciting occurred and I missed it.

So everything's normal then. Except for the squirrel in the tightie-whities. Now that's going to stick with me for a while.

Jamie Beckett

November 09, 2009 11:26 PM

UK--OK, that made me laugh.

And get well soon, Freaky. (You do know they make Snuggies for dogs now, right? Troll snuggies can't be far behind.)

Leeandra Nolting

November 09, 2009 11:49 PM

xox

Robin Sneed

November 10, 2009 01:45 AM

xox

Robin Sneed

November 10, 2009 01:47 AM

Sage Advice, Leeandra. Once I figured out what the problem was, I wished I hadn't found out.

Congratulations on the junior partner, Squirrel.

Shiral

November 10, 2009 03:37 AM

I happened to catch most of episode XCVII of the shitstorm and I still couldn't tell you what it was about. I'm just here for the squirrel porn.

Sirenita Lake

November 10, 2009 03:46 AM

I know. A new squirrel is born. Sigh.

Deborah Young

November 10, 2009 10:43 AM

snuggies for dogs? do they have turtle necks? and why would a dog need the arm holes? seriously? geez, people pamper their dogs more than their wives. i can't even talk my husband into getting me a snuggie, damnit! i'll rate this one for the tidy whities. oh man,i can't resist a fella in those briefs. made my husband make the transition when we got together, to which he gave a sigh of relief, since he always liked them better anyway but thought the ladies preffered boxers. well, maybe ladies do but i'm not lady!