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Leeandra Nolting

Leeandra Nolting
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Proud native Hoosier who’s settled permanently in New Orleans. Teach English. Live in an old whorehouse with three very talkative and sexually-confused birds and one very talkative bird that isn’t sexually confused at all but just wants what s/he wants, which is pretty much everything and everybody. They appear quite frequently in my writing. Former bedpan wrangler, radio announcer, preschool teacher, and freshman comp. instructor. Once accidentally picked out A Clockwork Orange for a make-out movie. Have a very rational appreciation for the works of Flannery O’Connor and the television show The X-Files and an irrational fear of Meg Ryan. All my friends are drunks.

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NOVEMBER 29, 2009 4:19PM

Maybe a Christmas Baby?

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Jane finally figured out what the nest box was for and has spent the past three days and nights brooding, with only brief breaks to eat, use the bathroom, and have noisy 6 am bird sex with Enoch on the curtain rod. 

She has six eggs in the box.  Three are far too old to hatch, but three might be fertile (she rotates which ones she's sitting on about every hour).  With any luck, we could have baby parakeets by Christmas.

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Yay, here's hope for christmas furries! :)
if you do, i hope they have those pretty blue cheek patches like jane. [sigh]
Very cool...keep us informed!
Cat--If they hatch and all goes well, they should be weaned by Mardi Gras.

Lady Miko--Yep (though they'll be featherless when they come out and get fuzzy down a few days later).

Femme--Enoch, the babydaddy, is a fancy blue-and-white bird with gray spotted wings. No telling what the babies would look like.

Buffy--will do.
If they hatch, can we have a say in naming them?
Mrs. Michaels--But of course!
Awwwww...what nicer present could anyone wish for. Hope they hatch successfully.
Will you post pics of baby 'keets? I want to see what they look like . . .
Owl--They don't look like much when they first come out. Here's a pic to give you an idea:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/auds-pix/429516173/in/set-72157611984775682/

Emma--I'll keep y'all posted.
They are pretty tiny . . . still . . . keeping my fingers crossed for ya'll's little ones . . .
I want one. But I supposed that won't happen.
Congrats grandma.
How totally cool! When I was little I didn't realize these birds laid eggs like all other birds. I thought they just came from the pet store.
I want to see pics! Will they be naked?
Cool picture! Those eggs are so tiny ! Thanks for sharing. Please keep us up to date!
Linda--Sorry I missed your comment. I hope they hatch successfully too--but what's the saying about not counting birds before they're hatched?

Deborah--If you're here around Mardi Gras time, they'll be about ready to leave the nest.

Brenda--When they first hatch they'll be ugly little pink things (oops, Jane would probably attack me if she knew I said her children would be anything but beautiful) less than an inch long uncurled. They'll start getting feathers and their eyes will open in about five days to a week, and will take about six weeks to be ready to leave the nest.
Nelly--Jane takes exception to the idea that those eggs are tiny. Proportionate to her, those eggs are like a 5'4", 120 lb woman birthing a 12 lb baby. (Jane's all fluffed up here, making her look about twice as big as she really is.) She's popped out 12 or 13 now in the past month. She's a tough little bird.
Awwww, I love birds. But, I have cats and no desire to spend my life averting what is fundamentally a natural hunting process. So I shall admire your lovely birds and dream of world peace, aka cats that don't care about birds.
ha! you got me! my son has been up my ass for a 'baby brother' for christmas. now, i put him up to it, saying 'you can feed him all your veggies' and such. but, when i saw this headline i thought to myself, 'self, lee is having a baby!' nope!!! rated for tricking me :)
Karen--Nope, not for a few years at least. Or at least I hope.
Cute story--it's very cold in New Orleans today. We were getting ready to go out Christmas shopping, and Bob turned off the heater. (The birds can do pretty well with the cold, they just can't handle drafts.) I told him to turn it back on because Jane was sitting on eggs. So he re-lit it, and as he did we heard Jane say "Thank you!" from inside the nest box in the closet.