No, Lee, tell us what you REALLY think...

Leeandra Nolting

Leeandra Nolting
Location
New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Birthday
July 08
Title
Assistant Guru (not to be confused with Assistant to the Guru)
Bio
Proud native Hoosier who’s settled permanently in New Orleans. Teach English. Live in an old whorehouse with three very talkative and sexually-confused birds and one very talkative bird that isn’t sexually confused at all but just wants what s/he wants, which is pretty much everything and everybody. They appear quite frequently in my writing. Former bedpan wrangler, radio announcer, preschool teacher, and freshman comp. instructor. Once accidentally picked out A Clockwork Orange for a make-out movie. Have a very rational appreciation for the works of Flannery O’Connor and the television show The X-Files and an irrational fear of Meg Ryan. All my friends are drunks.

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Salon.com
AUGUST 9, 2010 1:44AM

Elvis. Need I Say More?

Rate: 3 Flag

Elvis sweet-talks the oscillating fan and shows off his dance moves, because even if your relationship mainly consists of humping like bunnies, or, well, humping like cockatiels and small household cooling appliances, it's nice to have a little old-fashioned romance once in a while.

 

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I'll have you all know that I have been TRYING to film honest-to-god bird porn for you perverts who requested it (I'm looking at you, Mrs. Michaels), but that Elvis has SOME sense of propriety.
I have dozens of songs both original and karaoke covers on myspace.com, and I have garnered exactly one fan...an Elvis impersonator. I'm flattered.
I just found your blog so I'll keep checking back.
(R)ated for using "cockatiel" and "humping" in the same sentence!
Truly Elvis moves!
Elvis is so awesome, just for sheer oddity!
You should only show Elvis from the waste up.