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Leeandra Nolting

Leeandra Nolting
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New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
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July 08
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Assistant Guru (not to be confused with Assistant to the Guru)
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Proud native Hoosier who’s settled permanently in New Orleans. Teach English. Live in an old whorehouse with three very talkative and sexually-confused birds and one very talkative bird that isn’t sexually confused at all but just wants what s/he wants, which is pretty much everything and everybody. They appear quite frequently in my writing. Former bedpan wrangler, radio announcer, preschool teacher, and freshman comp. instructor. Once accidentally picked out A Clockwork Orange for a make-out movie. Have a very rational appreciation for the works of Flannery O’Connor and the television show The X-Files and an irrational fear of Meg Ryan. All my friends are drunks.

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SEPTEMBER 6, 2010 11:06PM

I made this!

Rate: 15 Flag

First lined, boned dress with a zipper I've ever attempted to make from scratch.

Sim2884 

Yeah, right.

bodice 1 

Neck straps and boobage part semi-complete.

bodice2 

Gathers put in under boobage, waistband and back attached.

bodice3 

Skirt is put together.  Also, I do in fact sleep with Han Solo.

bodice4 

Putting in elastic in the back to hopefully make it fit better as the waistband on this thing is HUGE.

bodice5 

Back of bodice with elastic attached.  The advantage of loud prints--no one notices your crappy crooked seams.

bodice6 

Slip is made and pinned for hemming.

bodice7 

Pain-in-the-ass gathers in place, skirt ready to be basted to slip, then attached to bodice.

bodice8 

Almost done.  Need to put in zipper and make minor alterations here and there. 

bodice10 

Look, Ma!  Fully lined!

bodice9 

This is most certainly not how you should pin in a zipper.

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The finished product.  Elastic and boning was a total waste of time, as I had to take in the back FOUR inches. 

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I just knew that avatar photo was a put-on.
Awesome! I've always wanted to sew but it looks totally intimidating. How long have you been sewing? How long did it take to make the dress? I really like the pattern of the fabric you chose.
does everything look good on you?

and yet another talent!
Cool post. I tried making quilts until I realized how much the fabric cost. I haven't made anything in a while.
Best Wishes,
Blittie
Learning to sew brings back terrible memories of failing Home Ec. But I have to say, you and the dress are lovely!~r
Love the dress, am terrified of sewing myself after a Home Ec "incident" in 7th grade. This looks great on you and congratulations on your new job!
Congratulations! Yu just got a guy to read a post on dressmaking. Now ... in return ... you must go read my post on football.
;o) {{R}}
Lined, zippered, a perfect fit, plenty of boobage: what more could one ask for in life?
David--huh?

Nelly--Mom taught me how to run the machine when I was four or five or so--we were still living at the old house and it was when Cabbage Patch Kids were the craze. She didn't have much patience though. In 7th grade Home Ec we had to make "locker caddies", but all they used were straight seams, which I already knew how to do thanks to Mom. Most of the rest is self-taught, out of books, and trial-and-error. It's not hard--just takes lots of practice.

It took about a day and a half to make this dress. Fabric pattern was picked for its loudness--I figured that would distract from my inevitable screwups.

Brian--you should have seen this thing before I made the alterations. I was swimming in it.

Blittie--this one only called for 3 yards of outer fabric and two yards for lining, so it was pretty easy to do with clearance stuff.

Joan and Cartouche--thanks!!

Rod--will do!
Lovely! And it's always about our mothers, isn't it? But sewing in 2010 is smart, creative and zen-like. I'd keep it up!
I vote "fabulous!" Really - I did a couple years in 4H for sewing, so I totally appreciate the level of effort!
Ladyslipper--Hehehehehe.

Deborah--If I make this one again, I think I'm doing the 12 waist and 18 bodice and skirt, and making the back a bit higher so that I don't have to pin my dress to my bra to keep things covered. Learn as you go.

Owl--I did 7 or 8 years in 4-H. The only sewing I did for that though was in my first year, something called "Sewing Children's Toys." Never did clothing. I really, really, really disliked the idea of having to walk a catwalk at the 4-H fashion show at the fair every year, which was one of the requirements for the clothing divisions.

I made a snake out of an old green 1970s fabulous tie and got a Grand Champion on it. It was pretty cool--I put jingle bells in the stuffing in the tail so that it was a rattlesnake that really rattled.
Oh isn't it SO EASY!? It's Simplicity!! I was a sewing freak for a while in the early 90's, smocking dresses for my daughter and making French heirloom garments, and I still couldn't get completely comfortable with zippers and the idea that "who cares if it falls apart after you wash it...it's cute NOW!" Meanwhile, my MIL is an expert seamstress. Luckily, she's not a rub it in your face kind of MIL. (Your dress does look cute!)
Bellwether--All the curved seams are staystitched. I know to do that to keep it from falling apart in the wash.

The zipper is (badly) sewn in by hand, as I couldn't find the zipperfoot and it's a pain in the ass anyway. Unless you're looking for the crappy stitching, though, you can't see it. I picked that fabric pattern on purpose.
Or you could just buy your stuff from szfgg gdsbh--he has lots of jerseys in stock.

As the son of someone who put me through college on the exorbitant mark-ups charged by women's retail clothing shops I should be constitutionally opposed to home sewing, but you did a great job.
oh that is SO cute and you not only look very smart in it but you are very smart to have picked that print to hide a multitude of sewing sins. I too sew but only when I MUST have something I can't afford for the house that can be made. like now I'm waiting for fabric for a slipcover for a foot thing cassock or whatever it's called to materialize before my eyes. It will. and when it does, I'm not at all organized like you are and I'll turn my dining room into an occupational therapy room for the obsessively insane.

hey! you're gorgeous!
lookin' good, girl! i'm real proud of you!
Very nice! I like the print, very bold.
last time i sewed something that was supposed to be worn was in jr high, and if you'd seen it, you'd know why i haven't done it since. yours is *so* damn cute. love the dress, the post and the pics. oh, **and** the tags, especially the tags, lee. xo