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Leeandra Nolting

Location: New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Birthday: July 08

Title: Assistant Guru (not to be confused with Assistant to the Guru)

Bio: Proud native Hoosier who’s settled permanently in New Orleans. Teach English. Live in an old whorehouse with three very talkative and sexually-confused birds and one very talkative bird that isn’t sexually confused at all but just wants what s/he wants, which is pretty much everything and everybody. They appear quite frequently in my writing. Former bedpan wrangler, radio announcer, preschool teacher, and freshman comp. instructor. Once accidentally picked out A Clockwork Orange for a make-out movie. Have a very rational appreciation for the works of Flannery O’Connor and the television show The X-Files and an irrational fear of Meg Ryan. All my friends are drunks.

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NOVEMBER 2, 2010 7:43PM

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This is the computer image of the canceled check (with the identity-theft info blacked out, of course). Progress on this project went ahead of schedule.

Next project (hopefully by next Christmas): a street/security light.

NOTE: The title of this blog post changed, at the request of a Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage fan I know who was so offended by it that he called me at work to scream at me about my taking the Lord's name in vain and "WHAT KIND OF CHRISTIAN ARE YOU?!?!?!?"

Make of that what you fucking will.

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for those of you who have been wondering where i've been i've been grading papers and waiting tables and generally working my ass off

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Lee, you are awesome! This was the best gift I have ever heard of!!
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Poppi Iceland

November 02, 2010 08:06 PM

It is the most money I have ever spent at one time, which was a little unnerving.

Previous record was eleven years ago, when I bought an '89 Chevy Corsica for $1900.