1. Heather Mills versus Yoko Ono. Ms. Mills is not allowed to wear or brandish her wooden leg. Ms. Ono is not allowed to sing.
2. William Shatner versus Leonard Nimoy. Shater is allowed to use his girdle as a weapon. Nimoy is allowed to tag-team the match off to a naked fat lady of his choosing.
3. Mike Wallace, Tom Brokaw, and Andy Rooney versus Anderson Cooper. Eyebrow-pulling is fair game.
4. Mixed-doubles time: Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin versus Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter. To the death, but the only weapons allowed are American flag lapel pins (made in China).
5. Rush Limbaugh versus every single contestant on The Biggest Loser ever, but one at a time.
6. Michael Savage versus Marcus Bachmann. No homo-ing.
7. Michael Vick versus Lassie, Rin-Tin-Tin, and Cerberus.
8. Rick Perry versus his own reflection (this one suggested by my cockatiel Elvis).
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great list, lee. thank elvis, too, that mirror lover.
1. Yoko Ono - I suspect that even without singing, she has tricks . . .
2. Leonard Nimoy - Never underestimate naked fat ladies, including the the "distraction of William Shatner" factor. Also, I suspect that Nimoy has tricks . . .
3. Anderson Cooper - Even outnumbered, it's possible the boy has game.
4. Doesn't matter . . . I would just enjoy the match, knowing that at least 2 of the voices would be silent; okay, that sounds cold . . . I will deal with my PC conscience later.
5. I wonder how many of the contestants would actually fight Rush . . .
6. Again, I would just enjoy the match.
7. The dogs. I favor the dogs.
8. I think it would be a great vacuous match . . . I love Elvis.
Well done, Leeandra . . . well done . . .
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2. Nimoy destroys Shatner as Bill can't handle decades of pent up rage. Besides Nimoy has a big reach advantage.
3. Anderson Cooper wrecks all of them without breaking a sweat, then rescues a puppy from a burning building.
4. Beck has a black belt in batshit crazy but I still have to take any team with Coulter on it. She's two dimensional with makes her nearly invisible from the right angle. She could just wait out Beck, he needs to eat a live kitten every hour to sustain his life force.
5. With his immunity to pain Rush would tear through them all.
6. I dont think Marcus Bachman can destroy anything outside of a light pastry, and musical theater.
7. Vicks athleticism is just too much. However he ruins public good will after his victory by complaining that he didn't get any calls from the refs.
8. Rick Perrys reflection wins when Rick Perry feels his reflection is mocking him and is fatally wounded by a falling shard of glass after he lands a devastating headbutt to the mirror.