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Leeandra Nolting

Leeandra Nolting
Location
New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Birthday
July 08
Title
Assistant Guru (not to be confused with Assistant to the Guru)
Bio
Proud native Hoosier who’s settled permanently in New Orleans. Teach English. Live in an old whorehouse with three very talkative and sexually-confused birds and one very talkative bird that isn’t sexually confused at all but just wants what s/he wants, which is pretty much everything and everybody. They appear quite frequently in my writing. Former bedpan wrangler, radio announcer, preschool teacher, and freshman comp. instructor. Once accidentally picked out A Clockwork Orange for a make-out movie. Have a very rational appreciation for the works of Flannery O’Connor and the television show The X-Files and an irrational fear of Meg Ryan. All my friends are drunks.

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    And her debut...

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    Your wedding cost WHAT?

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    The Birdcage

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    In Reply to Kevin Broccoli

    MARCH 12, 2010 6:55PM EST

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    My life as a forger

    DECEMBER 5, 2010 2:35PM EST

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    sigh.....

    NOVEMBER 3, 2010 12:51PM EDT

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    Babe, I Cleaned the Fridge.

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    My Christmas Plea

    DECEMBER 17, 2009 2:18PM EST

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