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APRIL 6, 2010 9:53PM

National Poetry Month - Ode to Yard Work

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I do not like this twinge I feel,

So I tell myself it is not real.

 

Ow. 

 

It feels like there's  a knife in my back.

Perhaps I should give it one good crack.

 

Ow.

 

Now I have a pronounced limp

And I'm walking like a badass pimp.

 

Ow.

 

Alas, my hoe was unkind to me,

And now I wish I was pain free. 

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inspiration struck as i limped my way through the grocery store this evening. now for some drugs...
Ha ha-- I liked this, you badass pimp! Clever!
Glad you liked it! I'm no poet, but I like to have fun with my writing when I can.
Ha! So clever and amusing.