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JUNE 10, 2010 5:33PM

Old Age Saves Man from Verbal Ass-Kicking

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Employees at a local supermarket experienced some tense moments when an elderly man cut in front of a woman in the bakery department this morning. She had already been cut off by another elderly gentleman when she walked up to the counter to have a birthday cake decorated for her partner. As she waited her turn, another man walked up, looked at her waiting, and proceeded to walk right up to the register and ask for coffee. The employee looked over at the woman who was now beginning to snarl and then told the man it would be a few minutes while the coffee brewed. After being told that he wanted the cup filled 1/3 of the way with hot water before adding the coffee, the bakery employee finally helped the woman who was now tapping her foot. When asked why she didn't say anything to the old man who cut in line, she replied:

"Pretty much the only thing that saved that old codger from a verbal ass-kicking was his age. I mean, I like old people. They're funny, honest, and usually have some pretty good stories to tell. But some of these guys give senior citizens a bad name. I did say 'Gee, I guess I'm not standing here waiting to be helped,' but I don't think he had his hearing aid turned up all the way. It also helped that I've had two meals, a coffee, and a soda. Otherwise, my inner bitch probably would have come out. I did try to send him a message by sighing, shaking my head, raising my eyebrow at him, and tapping the cart with my free hand. I think he got the message because he suddenly became interested in the menu at the counter. Had he been under 50, I probably would have told him where he could stick his coffee."

We tried to ask the gentleman his take on the incident, but he walked by and pretended to not hear us. On the way out of the store, the woman gave us one last statement.

"It's people like that who make me want to carry a taser." 

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Haaaaahahahahahaha. Shoulda told him his catheter was leaking.
Gotta laugh! With me it is usually some rich bitch, can I borrow your taser? :)
That was awesome.

I say she should have let him have it! Rude is rude no matter how old you are!

Good post though!
Some old folks just take advantage of everybody. I hope the lady doesn't tase any old people.
I came by my curmudgeonliness honestly, but am generally very polite, except for people under thirty, dastards all!
Lemonpulp can't write badly!
He played the geezer card! It was a bakery. Best to get out of their way when baked goods are involved.
What can you say that the old guy hasn't heard before. I bet he's a serial line-jumper!
It's because he was non-gay. We ALL know how those people are! ;~)
frickenfrackenfirtz. Rated!
Wow,,, that was funny.:)
Erin, thanks for making me laugh.. I am so saddened here working trying to catchup on True Blood at the same time. I am not going to make Sunday's deadline..:)
rated with hugs and I needed that
matt - i'll keep that in mind for next time:)

ll2 - if it had been a rich bitch, she would have found the cake i was holding on top of her head.

doug - rude is rude, but i have a hard time telling off my elders. something about respecting those who came before you, blah blah blah...
fay - no worries:) "she" would never tase old people.

ghost - thanks! i've thought it many times...

fred - yeah, the under 30 crowd can evoke the same reaction from me sometimes.
Tell that woman my taser is on sale at eBay.
greenheron - the irony of it all was that he had to wait for the coffee to brew! i call that justice.

scanner - he looked like a serial line jumper. probably does it all week.

amy - that made me laugh. yes, THEY always act like that:)

walter - thanks!

linda - glad i could provide a laugh for you. wasn't planning on posting today, but had to after that trip to the grocery store. hoping to catch up on reading/commenting later tonight.
cranky - my first thought was "if cranky were here, he'd teach that guy a lesson!"
Very interesting story. At least it did lead to physical assault. I have a very similar story, in which the age of the man saved him from a very serious beating:

A night at the movies: Cheering on the wife beating
Oops! It should be "it did not lead..."
A rude person, is a rude person. I would have put him in his place. Maybe in a kinder way, but still put him in his place!
Poor lady. Wonder if she'll remember this incident when she's old and do the same to somebody else. That puts a whole new spin on paying it forward, huh. Good piece, LP. Thanks. Now get back to reading so you can begin to catch up! We can't wait on you all day! (Said in my best Mom Voice) ;>) Rated. D
This made me laugh and then Safe_Bet's Amy made me laugh more. How did she know he wasn't gay?
Funny lady. Pocket tasers would be very popular. I could use one nearly every work day. Old people are not nice simply because they are old. My elderly friend bitched me out one time when I made excuses for some older woman who was being rude. "That woman was a bitch when she was young, too, dammit," she snapped at me.
I always walk with a limp after I steal a bite of food off of the table, my masters can't yell at a limping old dog:)

Buffy
kanuk - i might have been cranky, but i wasn't THAT cranky.

kenny - i figure if he's that old and still rude, there's no hope. why waste my energy.

yarn over - if i ever line jump, tase me.

grif - well, considering the way he ordered, he could have been gay. not that all gay men have picky coffee orders. i'll just shut up now...

spudman - i'd probably be tempted to use one every day too. sometimes, i might even use it at home...

buffy - Genius! our dog has a way of looking extra depressed when she gets in trouble. gets her forgiven in seconds.
Someone tried to pull that on my wife when she was boarding a Greyhound bus. He tried to cut in front of everyone and board first -- not because he had a disability or any mobility trouble, but because he felt that, because he was a senior, he was entitled to the first pick of seats.

The employees at the museum where I work who are seniors are just as frustrated as I am when the fiftieth person that day complains about the lack of a senior discount...