:
lemuridae
- Location
- Seattle, Washington, USA
- Birthday
- March 29
- Title
- Chicken herder
- Bio
- Formerly many things. Blogging relatively anonymously so that I can complain as much as I like.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Death of the Seattle P-I
March 10, 2009 11:34AM - The first bison to jump off
the cliff
January 15, 2009 05:58PM - Falling into the
rip-your-guts-out kind of hell
January 12, 2009 07:26PM - Tippem wants my social
security number
January 11, 2009 10:02PM - The Best New Year: asking the
question
December 27, 2008 12:48PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I'm happily blogging on
Blogspot, which I've found to
be a
very friendly
place.”
December 29, 2009 01:49AM - “Both posts have good
ideas. I stopped reading and
writing OS
months ago
because…”
November 30, 2009 12:29PM - “Stepfather died a
painful death, I hope?
Rated.”
March 11, 2009 09:53AM - “It's all your fault,
merwoman. Thanks for reading,
now that
I'm back.”
March 11, 2009 09:50AM - “Remember to wear gloves
when you're searching.”
March 10, 2009 07:46PM
Lemuridae's Links
- New list
- No links in this category.
Death of the Seattle P-I
Let us take a moment to mourn the death of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, another print victim of not only the economy, but also the fools who think reading news on line is equal to or better than the sensual experience of feeling the soft yet crisp newspaper in your hands, wrinkling/… Read full post »
The first bison to jump off the cliff
Last night I attended an increasingly rare event in Seattle—a gathering of writers and academics at a person’s home. Although many had been invited, surprisingly few were there to meet a best-selling science writer and eac/… Read full post »
Falling into the rip-your-guts-out kind of hell
The ancient Greeks knew hell. They make the Christians look like a bunch of childish amateurs with their eternal fire and pokes with a pitchfork.
Take Sisyphus, condemned to roll a huge boulder up a hill, almost reaching the top, only to see it roll back down to where he'd have… Read full post »
Tippem wants my social security number
I started signing up with Tippem. If you sign up, you get a $10 bonus that you can then give to others. Great idea! I can give someone money without squeezing my own thin wallet.
Then I got to page 2 where my social security number is requested and I thought,… Read full post »
The Best New Year: asking the question
My New Year’s does not take place in the dull dead of winter, marked by fireworks set off by idiot neighbors while dogs pace and pant in fear from the noise. Although I am not an observant Jew, I do mark the new year that starts in September or October, according… Read full post »
New banner
My new custom-designed banner is courtesy of Ric Tresa. Thanks, Ric!
What I learned to do about the Great Storm
Since the Big Storm started, I’ve been reading all the news about it. The news told me to worry about pipes freezing, so I went downstairs and looked at pipes. Some were covered, some not. Are they all water pipes? Who knows? The article said that I should keep all the… Read full post »
love story written during a marriage
Another Anniversary Poem for J.
Our nasturtiums begin to climb the fence,
cutting bright shapes as Matisse did
in his last years. They invent colors:
a deep pink-red, an orange-striped yellow.
Since my first planting in a window box
I have gathered seeds in fall, planted in spring,
constant to… Read full post »
Where does your food come from?
My sugar snap peas, purchased from Trader Joe's, came from Peru. Oh, the pain of guilt. Against all my principles, I was contributing to global warming by buying food flown here from thousands of miles away, grown with who knows what pesticides and picked by underpaid third-world… Read full post »
The unreal me
A long time ago when there was money from a grant
to send me on a poetry book tour, I took my son along to a photo
studio in Spokane (loyal spouse stayed home taking care of the
animals). We chose our costumes and posed without being told
to smile.
Yesterday's… Read full post »
Be careful!
A few years back I decided to take my formerly-alive spouse’s advice and quit arguing with my mother. “She’s not going to change,” he said when she was the age I am now and we were in our twenties. Now she was over eighty and I didn’t want to be arguing… Read full post »
How to put a bear back together
Kodiak Moment
Today a bear will rise from the dead.
From a pile of bones, baked dry as dust
and disinfected, protected with
preservative and reconnected
she will emerge as large as life,
one paw with every finger bone
perfected, reaching to pluck a plastic
salmon off its plinth, the… Read full post »
A bit of unabashed sentiment
I'd like to see what people add to the list.
When there is no dog in the house
the house is silent when you walk inside
you can set your shopping bag on the floor and leave the room
there are no muddy footprints
you do not find nose prints… Read full post »
The CampaignUglies Got Personal
Where I live, we know slugs. We know the properties of slug slime: thick, sticky, clingy. Get it on your hands by accident and you feel like rats are playing basketball up and down your spine. That's how I felt when picking up a piece of mail that said WANTED: JOB… Read full post »
Shopping at the people store
The friend of a friend gave this guy my phone number and he called and we agreed to meet for coffee. Since he has a real job, I disguise myself in black slacks instead of my usual jeans so I look like part of the normal world. He wears jeans. I feel overdressed… Read full post »
The audacity of complaints
I like the way non-human animals get to complain and grump without losing friends over it. This morning, late letting the chickens out of the coop, I approached to the sound of loud whining and screeching until I got the door open. I could claim they gave me reproachful looks on… Read full post »
Smile, you're a girl!
A few weeks ago I met with my mother, one brother and a social worker in the rehab. institution where my mother had been for six weeks, recovering her ability to walk. Because she could now get from bed to bathroom with a walker, my mother was deemed able to go home; the… Read full post »
What's your tag?
I am a generalist. My retiring boss, also a generalist, told me that when she informed me that my job was over. She said that if she were applying for her job now, she would not be hired, either. It's not easy being a generalist, a person who knows and can… Read full post »
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