A hymn to her
Pours out of his beak
Whenever he's moved
Of love to speak.

Unless of course
He's repelled by quim,
In which case
A hymn to him.

Better than the stew

Taking in future and past

In a sendoff lean and fast

Proving thoughtful prep–

“Bye-bye, take care, watch your step.” Read full post »

Fuckday

Humpday

Ballday

Screwday

Shagday

Bangday

Moreday

Designed by geniuses

To make cyber bucks,

Employed incessantly

By hapless schmucks. 

Life-deaffirming,

Such is Facebook;

Shrinks might term it

An online Casebook. Read full post »

Before you sweeten that coffee cup

And come upon news that stirs you up,

Consider this about a scientist:

He won't make the list without a twist.

He knows from his researches that

To gain attention, you find the earth's… Read full post »

Many and many an orgasm--

The sensual woman hasm.

  Read full post »

Wally Calor watched his health,
Following all the rules,
Stressing beta carotene,
Foods as good as jewels.

Net effect was energy bonus,
Making a healthy fellow,
Even if the B-C sources
Turned him orange-yellow.

Also on a daily basis,
Eight glasses of… Read full post »

Why’s it known as takeout
When we needn’t go out at all?
That’s what we eat at home
So take-in’s a better call.

Brits call their eat-ins takeaway,
Suggestive as can be–
Take-that-away is something
On which we Yanks agree. Read full post »

CIA thwarts new, more sophisticated underwear bombs--NPR headline

What makes the bomb sophisticated

Is the ingenious trigger mechanism

That makes the male underwearer

A source of security pessismism.

The tiny amount of explosive stuff

Is set off by a stone erection--

So the CIA has nixed sexy stews… Read full post »

Since children's author Ezra Jack Keats

Was called Jack Katz on the Brooklyn streets,

Could it be John Keats, who wrote in flats,

Also began his life as Jack Katz?

Your verse responder is Euro-bound