Leon Freilich

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JANUARY 14, 2011 12:50PM

Cave Canem

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Martha Stewart got an unpleasant welcome home after her trip to South America when, leaning down to whisper to her dog, Francesca, Francesca “bolted upright with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face.” “I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back,” Stewart wrote on her blog. “I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip.” Stewart called to arrange for a plastic surgeon to meet her at the emergency room. She then called the police to ask for a ride to the hospital, but remembered her driver was waiting to take her into the city and had him take her their instead. She got nine stitches to her upper lip.

Man's best friend,

Incidents tell us,

Just like us

Snaps when jealous.

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Thanks for sharing this....
Ouch! Was she wearing an ankle bracelet? R
Maybe jealousy's the wrong word. How about anger, at being deserted?
well if you woke up to martha breathing into your face....
I'd rather wake up to Martha than to Francesca.
Ouch. I know a lot of moms deal with this, with infants using their foreheads to smash faces. I think my friend got at least one semi black eye and partial concussion from her son headbutting her.
New to me, OB. Guess you know more moms than I. I thought the biggest danger was picking up the cellphone too fast and clapping it against one's hungry ear.
darn near a haiku! Leon, my "chaperone" actually had as much fun as I did.
Christine was never alone--
She had her chaperone.
Two for the price of one!
The dater had twice the fun.
I can't imagine her having a dog. I'm surprised she didn't call animal control on the rebel. R
Why do women dislike Martha? She seems like a sweet enough dominatrix.