Mitt Romney, meet Mark Zuckerberg,
Who, like you, could buy Luxembourg.
Something else you have in common
Both are on the attack, bombin'
Strangers--not to kill and plunder
But to keep them firmly under-
Foot, either as fellow souls
Or as customers under controls.
Consider: Mitt's zealous minions,
Mormons who disregard folks' opinions,
Hit genealogical lists for stiffs
Reaching back to hieroglyphs
They can separate from guys
In hell by the power to baptize.
Died a Christian, died a Jew?
Salt Lake City welcomes you!
Likewise always fishing for names
Mark searches FB comments, games,
For endless adds to his social site
Grabbing all on left or right
Converting them with nervy moxie
Into Facebook friends by proxy.
Mark and Mitt, twin churning directors,
Master furtive client collectors.
Who, like you, could buy Luxembourg.
Something else you have in common
Both are on the attack, bombin'
Strangers--not to kill and plunder
But to keep them firmly under-
Foot, either as fellow souls
Or as customers under controls.
Consider: Mitt's zealous minions,
Mormons who disregard folks' opinions,
Hit genealogical lists for stiffs
Reaching back to hieroglyphs
They can separate from guys
In hell by the power to baptize.
Died a Christian, died a Jew?
Salt Lake City welcomes you!
Likewise always fishing for names
Mark searches FB comments, games,
For endless adds to his social site
Grabbing all on left or right
Converting them with nervy moxie
Into Facebook friends by proxy.
Mark and Mitt, twin churning directors,
Master furtive client collectors.
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Comments
great line, and oh so true!