Leon Freilich

Leon Freilich
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Salon.com
MARCH 30, 2012 8:13AM

Diet Recipe

Rate: 3 Flag
Had it with diet sodas that promise
Weight loss and a figure to swoon
And wind up with a bellyful of gas
Plus a waistline that's sure to balloon?

Here's a proven beverage
More than a money-making scheme:
Add to eight ounces of water
Your alltime favorite sweet dream.

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you're my all time favorite dream, and I don't want it diluted. I want you straight up!
Water Water Water. You got it just right. I heard that many people who don't have enough food to eat drink water to keep the pains away. Poverty is a new kind of diet for some of us.
Good thing I love water so much, as long as it is on ice! I never touch "diet" anything, especially soda!