--Wall Street Journal
What could be more American--
Pick & choose, choose & pick?
Want a snazzy automobile?
Order a BMW quick.
Change of scene would do you good?
Beach house at Malibu's for you.
Travel the globe in filthy-rich style?
First class deluxe, so overdue.
And while in the throes of hallucination,
Keep in mind this dreamy homily--
Vote for the oracle of Wall Street,
Mitt the brain washer Rominey.