Leon Freilich

Leon Freilich
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Light verse is my medium For the war on tedium. Draw up a comfy chair, Give a look right here. What've you got to lose Other than the blues? Think of this as an app To make you a cheerier chapp.

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MAY 27, 2012 3:05PM

Note to the Traveler

Rate: 5 Flag
On the road in Paris,

Tokyo or Nanking,


Never pass a restroom


Sans contributing.


You'll be relieved

To finally see

Charity starts

At the W.C.

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charity, yes.
the Christian theological concept of unlimited love and kindness.
it begins at home, we all know that.
and home is in the heart, another thing we know.
but..
a full bladder will extinguish lovingkindness as nothing else can.
we are made mostly of water, i hear tell.
well, then a water closet is a place of sacred significance.
Better there than on the street or in someone's yard....
Very cleverly done, Leon.
R
Haha! No worries, between my small bladder and my IBS, I guess you could say I give to charity quite regularly! :-)
Good advice,
No doubt, this,
Never miss
An urgent piss.
From Beijing
Back to Turin
There's no sense
In saving urine.
It's just sad,
We're not free
Like any dog
To use a tree.
Words of wisdom, Leon. Once on a family trip to the Midwest, we delayed stopping despite the urgent cries of our bladders, vowing to travel a few more exits to make time. Turned out there was a major accident on the Interstate just ahead and traffic literally didn't move for an hour. I got to use the woods; the three female members of my family were not so lucky.
lol, this made me think of when we were visiting Notre Dame, and the man who went partially down the steps to the river, and whipped it out, in front of a lady having her lunch on the opposite steps, across the way, and "relieved" himself right there in public.