GOP Vice Presidential race:
Favored to win is Whit Gurney, Mitt Romney's high-placed runner to Zurich and his secret bank account. This is the man Romney trusts more than any citizen of the US--or of Switzerland.
The odds are 3-1 on Katy Perry. Romneyacs think she can draw the youth vote. (Do 10-year-olds vote?)
5-1 says the VP candy will be Alex Paley, chief lobbyist for the NRA. His responsibilities would include inspecting the armaments of the Secret Service.
10-1, the nod goes to Senator Alistair Nodd, Romney's most faithful listener, the only listener who doesn't snicker or roll his eyes at Romney's attacks on the Romney health insurance plan for Massachusetts.
100-1 are the chances that an online avatar of one of Romney's innumerable virtual wives takes it. This would ensure the Salt Lake City vote.