New York Mayor Bloomberg has proposed the nation’s first prohibition of over-sized soda at public venues.
--news item

Lay that soda down, babe,
Lay that soda down,
Soda-swillin' mama,
Lay that soda down.

Oh, drinkin' pop in a Starbucks spot
And was she gainin' pounds,
Until one night I caught her right
A-buyin' others rounds.

Lay that soda down, babe,
Lay that soda down,
Soda-swillin' mama,
Lay that soda down.

Oh, she tried to hide the jumbo drink,
Pretendin' it was Splenda
But the house all knew that she was through,
I'd caught her on a bender.

Lay that soda down, babe,
Lay that soda down,
Soda-swillin' mama,
Lay that soda down.

She went and lost the sugar fix,
And gained a better fate
She saw pure reason, I stopped teasin',
And she lost lots o' weight,

Lay that soda down, babe,
Lay that soda down,
Soda-swillin' mama--
Laid that soda down.