"Don't call us rich, whatever you do,"
Pleads presidential hopeful Mitt.
"We're absolutely, wholly like you
And know where you stand and where you sit.
What it is, you see, is, we're successful,
Like the dads who left us many millions.
Capitalism and God made us blessful
Instead of workers and peasant Brazilians.
If not for us, you working stiffs
(Which is why we're called the job creators),
Where would you be (no room for if's)?
Wasting your dole dough in movie the-aters.
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