Leon Freilich

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Salon.com
OCTOBER 24, 2012 11:53AM

Tann Romney

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BuzzFeed reports that a “knowledgeable source” says Mitt Romney is fan of the spray tan. Apparently, Mitt ups his orange before speeches, debates, interviews, and other TV-worthy campaign stops. Since he pays for it out of pocket—tans can cost upward of $500—the expense remains off campaign-finance reports. Romney also allegedly gets sprayed in his home or hotel suite. The Romney campaign’s response to the exposé: “Not true.”

500 bills to cover the pallor

Mitt Romney can't abide!

For zero dollars voters can

Tan his hide

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I'm sure there are a lot of individuals that would like to "tan his hide."
Whatever happened to core values?
And as much as I can not stand Romney, the notion that he's applying the lotion lends credence to one poor Mitty's at sea in the ocean ...