BuzzFeed reports that a “knowledgeable source” says Mitt Romney is fan of the spray tan. Apparently, Mitt ups his orange before speeches, debates, interviews, and other TV-worthy campaign stops. Since he pays for it out of pocket—tans can cost upward of $500—the expense remains off campaign-finance reports. Romney also allegedly gets sprayed in his home or hotel suite. The Romney campaign’s response to the exposé: “Not true.”
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And as much as I can not stand Romney, the notion that he's applying the lotion lends credence to one poor Mitty's at sea in the ocean ...