At the High Society Nudist Colony,
Where I went to study social psychology,
The favorite sports were volleyball
And jumping jacks, beloved by all.
The preferred dish (this had me guessing)
Was spinach salad, without dressing.
A sign discouraged staring-a-go-go,
So wearing glasses was a no-no.
Gentlemen and gentleladies
Delighted in sunrays and in shadies,
But whether veteran or beginner,
Each guest was required to dress for dinner: