Leon Freilich

Leon Freilich
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Park Slope, New York,
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Scribbler
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Ink, Inc.
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Light verse is my medium For the war on tedium. Draw up a comfy chair, Give a look right here. What've you got to lose Other than the blues? Think of this as an app To make you a cheerier chapp.

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Salon.com
DECEMBER 13, 2012 10:22AM

QWERTY Diet

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To lose those pesky 15 pounds,
 
Forget what the diet doctor expounds,

That calories are the guilty blight:

What really counts is how much you write.

Determine to tickle the keyboard with glee

And you're bound to hit the weight-loss key.

A play, a novel, an epic and such,

No possible verbiage is too much.

With fingers affixed all night and day

To the computer, your target's OK--

The pounds'll fly rapidly, you'll see!

(But so'll your loved one, left solitar-ee.)

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lol, so how do we achieve a balanced diet?