Leon Freilich

Leon Freilich
Park Slope, New York,
Ink, Inc.
Light verse is my medium For the war on tedium. Draw up a comfy chair, Give a look right here. What've you got to lose Other than the blues? Think of this as an app To make you a cheerier chapp.


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JANUARY 23, 2013 9:18AM

Reverence For the Old

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They don't make 'em like they used to,
Stan Hall likes to say;
Somehow--and on every occasion--
Things were better the old way.

Take cars, says steamed Stan Hall,
With their fancy computers and stuff;
Without a throttle to work,
Starting in winter's real tough.

And trousers, now worn without cuffs,
Just sliced at the bottoms like toenails;
They're obviously incomplete
Like a man or woman with no nails.

Do I need to mention women's dresses,
Says Stan Hall, growing red in the face;
They start-- and end--at the navel,
A public and private disgrace!

The medical diagnosis
Explaining his compulsive wheeze
Is one connected to aging
And is called oldtimer's disease.

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They broke the mold when they made you, Baby!