Leon Freilich

Leon Freilich
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Light verse is my medium For the war on tedium. Draw up a comfy chair, Give a look right here. What've you got to lose Other than the blues? Think of this as an app To make you a cheerier chapp.

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JANUARY 28, 2013 11:38AM

Nostalgia Note: When Handsome Golfer Stooped to Folly

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When handsome golfer stooped to folly
And found that blondes were his for the asking,
Ole Tiger's libido said, "By golly,
I know I'm meant for multi-tasking!"

And so he putted and he swung
Until the home blonde found him out;

He may have reached sport's topmost rung
But wifey decked him with a clout
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If you can work "pancake house waitress" into a third verse I'll nominate you for the Yale Older Poets Award.
The "Yale Poets Award" fully demands

A four-poster bed with feathery mattress

That richly deserves a round of hands

And an iHop romp with a pancake house waitress.
T.S. Eliot would invoke a panoramic sand trap.