All this misogyny and I started wondering what the equivalent word for the hatred of men should be. Does anyone know what the word for the hatred of men is? Why do we know the word for the hatred of women so well? Why has misogyny become so well instituted in this country that we, women are dismissed as crazy bitches if we make too big a 'to do' of misogyny?
Maybe the word for the hatred of men is "misotesty" and we need to start the practice of misotesty at an early age. From birth, in fact. We don't want our young boys to think we view them as equals or superior.
1. As soon as the young boy is old enough, he should assume the domestic duties of the household. Usually by the age of seven or eight he can begin assuming most household duties and chores. Not only should he clean up after himself and do his own wash but he should think nothing of cleaning, washing and cooking for a family of 5 or more. He is however, allowed to eat at the family table after serving but he must also clean the kitchen after the meal.
2. At a suitable age, the young boy should obsessively think about how attractive he is to the opposite sex. He should examine himself in the mirror regularly and compulsively to make sure he fits the standards of the commercial industry selling many products and services to make him physically perfect. Any cosmetic surgery should be available to enhance his physique to any whim or standard set by women's popular notion of attractiveness. After all, if the cosmetic surgery makes him feel better about himself why shouldn't he get pectoral muscle implants?
3. The boy should think nothing of older women pinching, groping, making sexual innuendos or expecting sexual favors from him in order to secure a position or career. He can claim sexual harassment but let him prove it. We know all that equal rights stuff has been shot down and a thing of the past. I get so sick of hearing boys complain about not getting a job they were qualified for because some woman in the good old girl's club already had an in and plays poker with the boss woman.
4. If a boy finds himself pregnant, by law, he should be assumed totally responsible for the pregnancy. If the pregnancy is brought to full term, the laws should be ironclad that the baby is handed over to the boy for all nurturing, care and financial responsibility. DNA testing will be a free service to women to establish the paternity of the baby so that the woman can identify the boy without the need to appear on the Maury Povich show. The woman has free reign to decide if she wants to be any part of the child's life or just exit stage left.
5. At an early age, boys should consider any sexual pass or other uncalled for sexual attention or advance as a compliment. The boy should be encouraged to engage in pornographic behavior as an appropriate way of dressing, being and performing. He might also be enticed into prostitution and other sexual services with the belief that he is really only valued and good for one thing. This belief should be normalized through mass media from print to movies. Pornographic films are made to mainly view the male in orgasmic ecstasy with plenty of full frontal nudity of the male and only slight views of the woman dominating and leading. The voice over is typically the man moaning in pleasure accompanied by cheesy elevator music.
6. Suitable occupations for the boy should be relegated to services that caretake or nurture children and others, or are subordinant to women. The best occupations for boys are nurses, teachers, waitresses or secretaries. In order to make the man still feel appreciated, one day a year there will be a designated day to honor such occupations like a Secretary's Day. Women in positions of authority should make the boy feel special at least one day a year.
7. From an early age, boys should be encouraged to look frilly and pretty, and realize they are not capable of doing math or participating in any scientific or engineering exploration. Putting an elastic bow covered headband on a baby boy's head may help begin this process of encouragement. Boys have to learn very early to be realistic about their mental limitations and restricting blood flow to the brain is a good start.
8. Boys must realize that they are biologically limited. Their brains are different than a woman's brain and so are their bodies. Women are stronger and better because they can reproduce. A boy is incapable of reproduction but totally suited to stay at home, clean house and raise children. A boy's body is made to pleasure a woman.
9. A boy should understand that a woman's biology necessitates that she find the best man to father children. She must spread her eggs and expose them to many diverse gene pools in order to produce superior babies and improve the human race. This is a woman's biological imperative and hard wired in her brain. The man should be patient, accepting and understanding of a woman who wants to sow her wild eggs.
10. If all else fails and a boy starts screaming equal rights, equal pay, equal voice, equal anything, call him a crazy bitch. Shock treatment and other mental health service interventions may be necessary. The pharmaceutical companies have some great drugs to control the unbalanced hormones and abnormal rages of boys these days.
I hope these steps help anyone to better understand the word, "misotesty" and why boys are the way they are today and how they should act appropriately within contemporary culture. After all, boys will be boys.