Maybe online dating is not for me. I find difficulty in coming up with continual witty banter with some of the intellectual denizens on dating sites. Last night, I received an email from one of the men I had not heard from for a while.

He really knows how to get my attention in his pithy and to the point  emails:

Him:  how are ya sexy girl?

Me:   I'm doing fine...how are you? enjoying BBQ, Beach, Babes, and Beer time in Maine?

Him: having a great time. when we going skinny dipping? hehe

Me:   I figured your skinny dipping card was full by now...

Him:  im waiting for you sweetie

Me: ha ha you're funny...

Him:  better hurry or i'll find a cute 20 year old to play with

Me: whatever floats your boat...

Him: you had your chance, hehe

Me:   oh well, yup, ya snooze ya lose...

Way before this email exchange, I had checked out his facebook page. I am sure that he has come to visit from California for the summer and see how much beer, babes and beach time he can consume. Actually, I think one of his status messages revolved around beer and boobs to be exact - something like this: Old Orchard Beach on monday for another day of beach, beer, boobs, and boards.  

The babe is just the auxiliary bearer of the all important boobs. I love a man who knows what he wants out of life and expresses what is most important to him in a woman. I am not knocking his interests and pursuits but only saying he and I aren't a match. One thing I can affirmatively say is that online dating and social media certainly do help a woman get to the bottom of what is on a man's mind faster.