Linda Treiber

Linda Treiber
Birthday
April 04
Title
a.k.a. Linnnn
Bio
You are cordially invited to close your eyes and throw a dart at any one of the titles listed in "My Links" below. Those stories are all bits and pieces of me. Let me know what you think...

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1 Act Play - 4 Generations of Women
The Beach Divas
Random, Because I Can
I Fought the Law and...
Ghosties and Paranormal Musings
Kids, Dogs, Cats, Family and Such
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The Baby Tree. A ghostly 1 act play
My Blog Bog Elsewhere
Soccer Moms Are Fabulous
It WAS a Tumor! Tale of the Tumor
Serial Killers, Catholics, 9/11 Etc.
The Adventures of Dr. Dad
Plays Made Entirely by Emails
JUNE 9, 2012 7:39PM

SPAM in the Place Where You Live

Rate: 18 Flag
"Spam"

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
Thank you jmac for igniting a SPAMstorm. 
It was and is wildly cathartic. 
SALUTE!

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Spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spammity Spam, Spammity Spam!!
Stop this spamalicious madness!!!
Catchy tune! Thanks!
"If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling"

Now hug bowl.
I love Weird Al's antics. He's really hilarious.
rated
i only listened for 5 seconds...fearful it will get stuck in my head
urp. The room is starting to spin....
So, that's how Al got so damn weird!
I'm going to be quietly sick now...
Why people like it over Scrapple God only knows.

r.
Rated for the Spam of It!
My reusable regurgitation receptacle is getting a lot of use tonite. A lot of...ooops....
Now I'll have that tune in my head for hours. Good job! ~r
In your free time, in between making snarky comments about spam, y'all might want to stop by the READERS' PICKS page and read & rate the new posts of people who are the ones getting buried by the spam (and anti-spam) posts.

Their PEERS considered these posts to be noteworthy and I'm sure you will agree. (not a single "Best Barbershop" list in the bunch! )
ahhhh...(clicking heels)...thers no place like spam....
R.
sPAM!! SPAM!! GLORIOUS SPAM!!!
EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER,
SPAM, GLORIOUS SPAM,
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!! WOOOO!! :D
[r] this was a fun ride! any way you slice it! thanks! best, libby
Spam, Spam
Better than ham!

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